I don't own Double-D or Maxwell. I do own Emily, because I made her up.

Story 1: Opposites Attract

A tiny boy with gangrene stumbled in the hallway of Peach Creek Elementary.
"Please present me with my optical-correcting lenses!" he hollered at a couple of bullies.
"Come and get them, you green freak!" they mocked. Then one of them threw the glasses in the trash. Everyone laughed at tiny Maxwell Maxwell as he tried to reach the top of the bucket. Then the bullies picked him up and threw him in the trash, too.
"Whoops!" one said, "I guess I thought you were a gum wrapper!" Everyone was screaming in laughter and they walked away. Life was always like this for Maxwell as a kid, because he had an I.Q. of 204, had gangrene, was incredibly weak, and was 1 foot 10 inches tall. However, after getting married, he became very successful, being the father of Double-D, inventing the cloning machine, and more. In fact, he appeared in a T.V. episode, Send in the Clones, which was a Johnny Bravo episode. The only one who kept him company was his pet gerbil, Edward, whom he used for science experiments.
Meanwhile, a lonely girl was being teased by other bullies. "Pop quiz, what's 7 times 6, dumbo!" the bully asked. Emily Powers thought for a moment, then asked, "uhhh.76?"
Everyone screamed in laughter and walked away. Life was always like this for Emily as a kid, because she had an I.Q. of 71, had a bad attitude, was incredibly strong, and was 7 feet 5 inches tall. However, after getting married, she became very successful, being the mother of Double-D, earning the Miss Powerful award, and more. The only one who kept her company was her pet elephant, Edwina, whom she exercised with.
One day, Maxwell was thrown in the garbage three times, got a 153% on his math quiz, and was given five swirlies. Then, it was his least favorite class, gym. Even worse, it was the fitness exam, the perfect time for him to be embarrassed. Luckily, everyone in the school was taking it at the same time. On his exam, Maxwell did 0 pushups, 0 sit-ups, 0 curls, ran a mile in over two hours, long jumped three inches, and 0 feet on the shot-put (He couldn't pick it up). It was then he saw Emily. She did the shot put right after him and he noticed her beautiful long red hair. He continued to watch her as she picked up the shot put as if it were Styrofoam, and throw it clear over the horizon. He felt himself blush. Maxwell thought, "I could use her fitness training after we marry!" He then got out his object-receiver and pointed it to Emily's exam results. All the sudden, the clipboard zoomed toward Maxwell and hit him in the nose. He rubbed the pain away as he read the exam results. It said she did over a thousand one-handed pushups, just under twenty thousand sit-ups, about six hundred curls, ran a mile in 4 minutes 24 seconds, jumped 54 feet 7 inches and threw the shot put over twenty miles. "She's perfect!" Maxwell thought. Maxwell was too shy to talk to Emily, so all he did was watch her sporting events and stare at her. She was on every sports team in Peach Creek Elementary, and the only one on each team. Even so, she routed every team from every other school all by herself. One thing Maxwell didn't understand is that Emily always looked very sad whenever he saw her not playing sports. He couldn't understand how a girl with such talent as her could be sad about anything. So, during lunch one day, Maxwell summed up his courage and walked up to her table. Emily sat all by herself, which shocked the boy; he would've thought that she would have friends seeing how talented she was. Finally, after staring at Emily eating countless hamburgers for what seemed like hours, Maxwell asked his question, "What's the matter, Emily?" He never would have guessed what he heard next.
"I don't know, I guess its because kids tease me about my smartness, because I get F's." She sadly answered. Maxwell's beady eyes lit up.
"First of all, its 'intelligence', not 'smartness'," he explained, "Second, I think we can help each other here: I'm the smartest and weakest kid in school, and you're.uh.not the smartest kid in school and you're the strongest kid in school!" Emily asked, "So, what are you getting to here?" Maxwell answered, "I can tutor you, and you can train me!"
Emily agreed to Maxwell's proposal, and everything went uphill for their relationship. Even though his complicated theorems and her rigorous training programs didn't help either of them one bit, they still had fun times together and learned about each other a lot. Since then, no one teased them, because Emily would punch anyone who teased Maxwell about his wimpiness too far to measure, and Maxwell would outsmart anyone who mocked Emily's intelligence. When they went to high school, Maxwell invented a hologram projector so they could talk to each other, so they weren't lonely. As soon as Maxwell finished eight years of college, they married. A few years later, something else happened.