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Disclaimer; we do not own Inuyasha we do own Evil-D Madwren Bash and Tybien
^_~ I wish we own the kebler elves and Inuyasha can't forget Inuyasha.
As you can see the pairings will be as followed; I/K S/M B/ED M/K Sess/ and
any fan girl that makes the best offer ^_~
Tybien; who wants some o dis? *Starts to do the worm for the lady readers* ********** Chapter 6-childhood interrupted ~ Evil-D was sitting there with Shippo and Rin, who had came along when Sesshomaru had joined the party because of his score to settle with Naraku ("I figured a dog wouldn't be much protection") Evil-D laughed when Shippo started to tickle her and Bash looked on disgustedly. Suddenly Bash flung himself up " That's IT! Get her BACK to normal do you realize how long I've gone?" Inuyasha and Kagome sweat dropped.
"Why you sad Blash?"
Bash looked up from his slumped position then a little light bulb clicked on "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" he said with a perverted smile. Evil-D hopped up. "I wanna pony, a yo-yo and moose, a train wheel, a new outfit, a cookie, some gum, a flame thrower, some grenades, and a Dodge Viper w/ Black and white stripes!" Bash, Miroku, and Kouga all sweatdropped. "What?" evil-D asked innocently.
Madwren had gotten fed up. "Okay nap time." Madwren said pointing to a sleeping bag.
"I don' wanna!" Evil-D said with tear welping up in her eyes.
"NOW or your grounded young lady!" Madwren said and Evil-D hoisted herself over to the Sleepinbag.
Bash looked over to her "Wanna story before you take a nap?"
Evil-D would have looked over at him if she had not had her head buried in a pillow and halfway asleep.
"OK now that she's asleep let's get down to business! WE NEED TO GET NORMAL D BACK! And I think that her brother can do that! Well for a price. I'll most likely have to kiss him again but I can deal with it if she gets back to normal. And Miroku Please remove your hand from my ASS!" *BAM* Kouga knocked him out.
Bash looked up "Here here!"
Kagome smelled the ramen and sighed.
"Oi wench when's the--"
"SIT!"
WHAM
Evil-D lept up and hopped around like a frog "Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!"
Kagome "I think she has the right idea." ^v^
Moments later Tybien appeared leaning against the tree like a sex-god. "Want some more?" he asked Madwren and Kouga gave a low warning growl.
"What's new pussycat woah, woah, woah?" Evil-D sang jumping from tree too tree." I tawt I taw a puddytat!" Everyone sweatdropped. Tybien smiled and chuckled a little "She's acting just like a kid!" Madwren shot him a look "CHANGE HER BACK!"
Tybien stumbled backward "What do you mean?"
"MAKE HER SANE AGAIN DAMMIT! I HAVE BEEN CALLED 'KITTY' FOR THE LAST TIME!" Inuyasha roared
"Well I think she's kinda cute." Kagome said. Everyone glared at her and she shut up.
Shippo and Rin started crying, "We don't wanna have her go back!" Sesshomaru went over and picked Rin up and rocked her back and forth to calm her. Shippo ran into Kagome and cried into her shirt. Evil-D sat there smiling "Ketchup!" Bash rubbed her back "MAKE HER RIGHT AGAIN!"
Tybien laughed "You really want her back?" he asked and shot Madwren a suggestive glance.
Kouga held Madwren to him and growled, as if to say 'she's my squeeky toy!'
Tybien shrugged "I don't want much just a date, that ends with a kiss, and maybe even more." Tybien smiled at Madwren.
"First you cure her, then we'll talk."
"Okay!" He smiled happily to himself "The reversal spell is simple you just have to have someone who truly loves her with all their heart kiss her and then she'll be cured." he said and then looked at Madwren "I WILL be back." and disappeared just like before.
Bash looked down at his feet as everyone stared at him. "What?" he asked awkwardly. Miroku smiled "I'll do it if you won't"
Bash stood up "I'll do it!"
Miroku giggled in a manly way "you can do it all-night-long!"
Sango crunched her boomerang into his Hinati head." You jerk you dented my Hikirotsu!"
Miroku ran for cover.
Bash pulled Evil-D up by her wrists. "D lets play a game close your eyes. "He said and D jumped excitedly "OKAY!"
As soon as Evil-D closed her eyes Bash kissed her with his arms wrapped around her so she wouldn't fight it.
Evil-D opened her eyes and they flashed a deep red color then turned green. Bash released her.
Evil-D traced her lips as they tingled with the feel of the kiss she had just received. She hugged Bash and he kissed her again.
Madwren looked on curious "D?" she asked.
Evil-D parted the kiss realizing they had an audience. Kouga and Miroku put their popcorn away. "No it's the president!" Evil-D said sarcastically.
"YEA!!" Madwren ran over and huggled her tightly. "YOUR BACK!"
"I-I-I..." D stuttered.
"Yes D say it!" Madwren erged huging her tighter.
"I-I-I can't breath" she choked out.
"OH" Madwren said and released her.
Bash was huddled over by a tree. Then he ran over. "I CAN'T WAIT I'LL EXPLODE!" he said pulling her away from the others and running off into the woods.
Madwren looked disgusted and really freaked out. "Wrong-ness"
Kouga shrugged and went back to talking with Inuyasha and Sesshey.
Miroku followed Sango to the hot spring and in turn was sent back with a hand printed face and a BIG lump.
Madwren talked with Kagome and ate Ramen with Inu-boi.
About an hour later Evil-D returned with messed up hair and a happy look on her face.
Madwren shook her head. She had seen her like this before. Man was it scary. Evil-D walked over and hugged Miroku. "Money."
Miroku frowned a little "Money?" he asked in a confused tone
"Man whore." Evil-D said and hugged him tighter.
Miroku was in his happy place "I have no idea what she means but I like It." he said a made to grope her.
BAM!
Bash stood above him and pulled Evil-D up, he didn't have a shirt on so his washboard abbs where in plane view. He swung his blonde hair out of his face and smiled down at the woman in his arms. Looks to camera. "AHHHHH!" (AN sorry it just so funny!)
"You two need a room!" Madwren yelled. "I'm going to take a bath. Watch the henati for me k?" With that Madwren swung her bag of bathroom crap (AN; remember this is a girls bag of bathroom crap so its HUGE!) over her shoulder and ran to the spring.
Evil-D sat up and looked around "TAKE ME WITH YOU!" and ran after her stripping her cloths as she went. Miroku looked after her. "That turned me on!"
**********^_~********** ^v^ just a few things to say! 1.Pie 2.The cows in the meadow go mooooooooooo! 3. The chickens in the barn get fried! 4.This fic+sleeping on it=very naughty dreams (Please excuse us we write this at like 5 in the morning when we are High on suger*_*) 5.shiny lights on railroad = squashed Evil-D and laughing Madwren. 6. When the world turns its back on you, just smile and moon them. 7. It is always good to have an end to journey to, but in the end it's the journey that matters most. 8.All who wander are not lost. 9.Before you criticize someone first walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them your a mile away and......You got their shoes! 10.pleeding insanity is not wrong, pleading sanity is. 7/30/03
Tybien; who wants some o dis? *Starts to do the worm for the lady readers* ********** Chapter 6-childhood interrupted ~ Evil-D was sitting there with Shippo and Rin, who had came along when Sesshomaru had joined the party because of his score to settle with Naraku ("I figured a dog wouldn't be much protection") Evil-D laughed when Shippo started to tickle her and Bash looked on disgustedly. Suddenly Bash flung himself up " That's IT! Get her BACK to normal do you realize how long I've gone?" Inuyasha and Kagome sweat dropped.
"Why you sad Blash?"
Bash looked up from his slumped position then a little light bulb clicked on "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" he said with a perverted smile. Evil-D hopped up. "I wanna pony, a yo-yo and moose, a train wheel, a new outfit, a cookie, some gum, a flame thrower, some grenades, and a Dodge Viper w/ Black and white stripes!" Bash, Miroku, and Kouga all sweatdropped. "What?" evil-D asked innocently.
Madwren had gotten fed up. "Okay nap time." Madwren said pointing to a sleeping bag.
"I don' wanna!" Evil-D said with tear welping up in her eyes.
"NOW or your grounded young lady!" Madwren said and Evil-D hoisted herself over to the Sleepinbag.
Bash looked over to her "Wanna story before you take a nap?"
Evil-D would have looked over at him if she had not had her head buried in a pillow and halfway asleep.
"OK now that she's asleep let's get down to business! WE NEED TO GET NORMAL D BACK! And I think that her brother can do that! Well for a price. I'll most likely have to kiss him again but I can deal with it if she gets back to normal. And Miroku Please remove your hand from my ASS!" *BAM* Kouga knocked him out.
Bash looked up "Here here!"
Kagome smelled the ramen and sighed.
"Oi wench when's the--"
"SIT!"
WHAM
Evil-D lept up and hopped around like a frog "Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!"
Kagome "I think she has the right idea." ^v^
Moments later Tybien appeared leaning against the tree like a sex-god. "Want some more?" he asked Madwren and Kouga gave a low warning growl.
"What's new pussycat woah, woah, woah?" Evil-D sang jumping from tree too tree." I tawt I taw a puddytat!" Everyone sweatdropped. Tybien smiled and chuckled a little "She's acting just like a kid!" Madwren shot him a look "CHANGE HER BACK!"
Tybien stumbled backward "What do you mean?"
"MAKE HER SANE AGAIN DAMMIT! I HAVE BEEN CALLED 'KITTY' FOR THE LAST TIME!" Inuyasha roared
"Well I think she's kinda cute." Kagome said. Everyone glared at her and she shut up.
Shippo and Rin started crying, "We don't wanna have her go back!" Sesshomaru went over and picked Rin up and rocked her back and forth to calm her. Shippo ran into Kagome and cried into her shirt. Evil-D sat there smiling "Ketchup!" Bash rubbed her back "MAKE HER RIGHT AGAIN!"
Tybien laughed "You really want her back?" he asked and shot Madwren a suggestive glance.
Kouga held Madwren to him and growled, as if to say 'she's my squeeky toy!'
Tybien shrugged "I don't want much just a date, that ends with a kiss, and maybe even more." Tybien smiled at Madwren.
"First you cure her, then we'll talk."
"Okay!" He smiled happily to himself "The reversal spell is simple you just have to have someone who truly loves her with all their heart kiss her and then she'll be cured." he said and then looked at Madwren "I WILL be back." and disappeared just like before.
Bash looked down at his feet as everyone stared at him. "What?" he asked awkwardly. Miroku smiled "I'll do it if you won't"
Bash stood up "I'll do it!"
Miroku giggled in a manly way "you can do it all-night-long!"
Sango crunched her boomerang into his Hinati head." You jerk you dented my Hikirotsu!"
Miroku ran for cover.
Bash pulled Evil-D up by her wrists. "D lets play a game close your eyes. "He said and D jumped excitedly "OKAY!"
As soon as Evil-D closed her eyes Bash kissed her with his arms wrapped around her so she wouldn't fight it.
Evil-D opened her eyes and they flashed a deep red color then turned green. Bash released her.
Evil-D traced her lips as they tingled with the feel of the kiss she had just received. She hugged Bash and he kissed her again.
Madwren looked on curious "D?" she asked.
Evil-D parted the kiss realizing they had an audience. Kouga and Miroku put their popcorn away. "No it's the president!" Evil-D said sarcastically.
"YEA!!" Madwren ran over and huggled her tightly. "YOUR BACK!"
"I-I-I..." D stuttered.
"Yes D say it!" Madwren erged huging her tighter.
"I-I-I can't breath" she choked out.
"OH" Madwren said and released her.
Bash was huddled over by a tree. Then he ran over. "I CAN'T WAIT I'LL EXPLODE!" he said pulling her away from the others and running off into the woods.
Madwren looked disgusted and really freaked out. "Wrong-ness"
Kouga shrugged and went back to talking with Inuyasha and Sesshey.
Miroku followed Sango to the hot spring and in turn was sent back with a hand printed face and a BIG lump.
Madwren talked with Kagome and ate Ramen with Inu-boi.
About an hour later Evil-D returned with messed up hair and a happy look on her face.
Madwren shook her head. She had seen her like this before. Man was it scary. Evil-D walked over and hugged Miroku. "Money."
Miroku frowned a little "Money?" he asked in a confused tone
"Man whore." Evil-D said and hugged him tighter.
Miroku was in his happy place "I have no idea what she means but I like It." he said a made to grope her.
BAM!
Bash stood above him and pulled Evil-D up, he didn't have a shirt on so his washboard abbs where in plane view. He swung his blonde hair out of his face and smiled down at the woman in his arms. Looks to camera. "AHHHHH!" (AN sorry it just so funny!)
"You two need a room!" Madwren yelled. "I'm going to take a bath. Watch the henati for me k?" With that Madwren swung her bag of bathroom crap (AN; remember this is a girls bag of bathroom crap so its HUGE!) over her shoulder and ran to the spring.
Evil-D sat up and looked around "TAKE ME WITH YOU!" and ran after her stripping her cloths as she went. Miroku looked after her. "That turned me on!"
**********^_~********** ^v^ just a few things to say! 1.Pie 2.The cows in the meadow go mooooooooooo! 3. The chickens in the barn get fried! 4.This fic+sleeping on it=very naughty dreams (Please excuse us we write this at like 5 in the morning when we are High on suger*_*) 5.shiny lights on railroad = squashed Evil-D and laughing Madwren. 6. When the world turns its back on you, just smile and moon them. 7. It is always good to have an end to journey to, but in the end it's the journey that matters most. 8.All who wander are not lost. 9.Before you criticize someone first walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them your a mile away and......You got their shoes! 10.pleeding insanity is not wrong, pleading sanity is. 7/30/03
