Oops! I forgot the disclaimer on chapter 3. Anyway, so far I only own
Mrs. Maxwell, Edwina, Mr. Buffer, Mrs. Happy, and everyone's last names.
Chapter 4: Show and Tell of Doom!
Double-D. It had a nice ring to it, but it just didn't seem right to him. However, it was his new name at preschool, since Ed told everyone that Edward wanted to be called Double-D.
"Double-D, would you like to go first at Show and Tell?" Double-D jumped a foot before realizing it was just his preschool teacher, Mrs. Happy, speaking.
"Um.sure." He said as he stumbled to the front of the room.
"W-W-Well, I-I've got.um.oh yeah, a new invention, a miniature nuclear reactor!" Double-D said proudly as he showed an intricate-looking device made out of common household items. Ed and Eddy had two different reactions to this: Eddy thought about how Double-D would be great for helping with scams, and Ed, well, was stupid.
"Oooooh! What do these buttons do?" Ed asked as he pressed random buttons at high speed on the reactor.
Double-D was shocked. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ED!" he yelled, but it was too late. The nuclear reactor exploded, leaving the school in ruins and everyone had a strange green glow to them.
Later, when the school was fixed, Mrs. Happy asked, "Would you like to go next, Ed?"
"Yah!" he answered and rushed up to the stage. "This is my baby sister, Sarah! Say hi to everyone, Sarah!"
Everyone awed at the cute, three-month-old with red hair until she attacked! She grasped Ed's lips and threw him at everyone else, destroying the school again.
After the school was fixed again, Mrs. Happy wasn't very happy anymore. Those two rebuildings cost her half of her money and her liver was destroyed by radiation.
"Okay, would Kevin please come up?" she asked with a clenched smile.
Kevin happily skipped to the front of the classroom and took a big bike from his back.
"This is my new bike!" he exclaimed, leaning towards Nazz, "Its got 10 gears, and I can ride it indoors!" Then, Kevin started to ride his bike in the school, knocking of desks and toddlers, until the flimsily-built school was destroyed AGAIN!
"Grrrrrr, how many times can someone destroy a school!" the construction worker asked Mrs. Happy as he fixed the school AGAIN.
Later, in the classroom, Mrs. Happy said angrily, "Nazz, you're next!"
The blonde girl trotted to the front of the room and announced, "I brought my Tuba!" Then, she blew into it reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly loudly and the school collapsed.
"She plays so beautifully." All the boys said.
Mrs. Happy was now wearing rags and looked very malnourished, since she had no money left to pay the very rich construction workers.
"Eddy, get up there before I hit that desk on my head!" she screamed.
"Geez, calm down," said Eddy, "Well, anyway, I brought my deluxe thieving kit, which was a birthday gift from my brother. He then showed the class a laser.
"This is the laser, it."
"Attack the wibble!" Ed suddenly yelled and started chewing the laser, which set it to maximum power and it destroyed the school.
"Sneakylittlebrother! Stop destroying my preschool!
Sorry, Mrs. Happy, but it is funny!
Well, anyway, now Mrs. Happy pulled out all of her hair, had only garments on that would raise the rating of this fic if they weren't there, and was hitting herself on her head constantly.
"Okay-bonk-Jonny-bonk-its-bonk-your-bonk-turn-bonk-!
"Okee dokee!" he said and ran to the front of the room with his best friend, Plank.
"This is my lunch, a pizza!" Jonny exclaimed as he took a pizza out of his pocket.
"PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA! YUM YUM YUM!" Ed yelled and he tried to grab Jonny's pizza. Both boys pulled and pulled on the pizza until the whole thing splattered on every nook and cranny of the classroom.
"Well at least the school didn't collapse!" said Mrs. Happy happily. Then, the school collapsed.
"Bye-bye, Mrs. Happy!" the kids chorused as a mental ambulance drove away with an insane Mrs. Happy strapped in.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed as she tied her tongue in knots and tried to eat her toes and fingers. Now, the Peach Creek kids needed a new teacher.
Chapter 4: Show and Tell of Doom!
Double-D. It had a nice ring to it, but it just didn't seem right to him. However, it was his new name at preschool, since Ed told everyone that Edward wanted to be called Double-D.
"Double-D, would you like to go first at Show and Tell?" Double-D jumped a foot before realizing it was just his preschool teacher, Mrs. Happy, speaking.
"Um.sure." He said as he stumbled to the front of the room.
"W-W-Well, I-I've got.um.oh yeah, a new invention, a miniature nuclear reactor!" Double-D said proudly as he showed an intricate-looking device made out of common household items. Ed and Eddy had two different reactions to this: Eddy thought about how Double-D would be great for helping with scams, and Ed, well, was stupid.
"Oooooh! What do these buttons do?" Ed asked as he pressed random buttons at high speed on the reactor.
Double-D was shocked. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ED!" he yelled, but it was too late. The nuclear reactor exploded, leaving the school in ruins and everyone had a strange green glow to them.
Later, when the school was fixed, Mrs. Happy asked, "Would you like to go next, Ed?"
"Yah!" he answered and rushed up to the stage. "This is my baby sister, Sarah! Say hi to everyone, Sarah!"
Everyone awed at the cute, three-month-old with red hair until she attacked! She grasped Ed's lips and threw him at everyone else, destroying the school again.
After the school was fixed again, Mrs. Happy wasn't very happy anymore. Those two rebuildings cost her half of her money and her liver was destroyed by radiation.
"Okay, would Kevin please come up?" she asked with a clenched smile.
Kevin happily skipped to the front of the classroom and took a big bike from his back.
"This is my new bike!" he exclaimed, leaning towards Nazz, "Its got 10 gears, and I can ride it indoors!" Then, Kevin started to ride his bike in the school, knocking of desks and toddlers, until the flimsily-built school was destroyed AGAIN!
"Grrrrrr, how many times can someone destroy a school!" the construction worker asked Mrs. Happy as he fixed the school AGAIN.
Later, in the classroom, Mrs. Happy said angrily, "Nazz, you're next!"
The blonde girl trotted to the front of the room and announced, "I brought my Tuba!" Then, she blew into it reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly loudly and the school collapsed.
"She plays so beautifully." All the boys said.
Mrs. Happy was now wearing rags and looked very malnourished, since she had no money left to pay the very rich construction workers.
"Eddy, get up there before I hit that desk on my head!" she screamed.
"Geez, calm down," said Eddy, "Well, anyway, I brought my deluxe thieving kit, which was a birthday gift from my brother. He then showed the class a laser.
"This is the laser, it."
"Attack the wibble!" Ed suddenly yelled and started chewing the laser, which set it to maximum power and it destroyed the school.
"Sneakylittlebrother! Stop destroying my preschool!
Sorry, Mrs. Happy, but it is funny!
Well, anyway, now Mrs. Happy pulled out all of her hair, had only garments on that would raise the rating of this fic if they weren't there, and was hitting herself on her head constantly.
"Okay-bonk-Jonny-bonk-its-bonk-your-bonk-turn-bonk-!
"Okee dokee!" he said and ran to the front of the room with his best friend, Plank.
"This is my lunch, a pizza!" Jonny exclaimed as he took a pizza out of his pocket.
"PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA! YUM YUM YUM!" Ed yelled and he tried to grab Jonny's pizza. Both boys pulled and pulled on the pizza until the whole thing splattered on every nook and cranny of the classroom.
"Well at least the school didn't collapse!" said Mrs. Happy happily. Then, the school collapsed.
"Bye-bye, Mrs. Happy!" the kids chorused as a mental ambulance drove away with an insane Mrs. Happy strapped in.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed as she tied her tongue in knots and tried to eat her toes and fingers. Now, the Peach Creek kids needed a new teacher.
