HEAT WAVE
What's the worse that could happen?
Rating: R
Pairing: M/L
Summary: Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Sketchy, Kendra and (oh God) Walter go on a trip to a Mexican beach. But hey, considering what happened last time, what else could go wrong? Right...?
A/N: OMG I can't believe I'm posting this already, I wanted to wait a while longer but I just couldn't. This first chapter si short because It's sort of a prologue or something
Setting: This happens about two months after CABIN FEVER (Yes, I finally posted the sequel) I wanted to fit Alec in here somewhere but couldn't, I don't know if I'll be able to do so after. Ok, on with the story!
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Ring Ring...
"Hello?"
"Max?"
"Logan?"
"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot"
"Considering our last trip, are you sure you want to do this?"
Max smiled. She tossed some clean underwear into her suitcase and opened her closet
"Honey, what's the worse that could happen?"
Beep!
"Hold on a sec" Max pressed a button on the phone
"Hello?"
"Boo?"
"Cindy? Where are you?"
"At work. Listen, we need to make you sick with something that Sketchy and I can catch right?"
"Right" Max held the phone in place with her shoulder and continued folding clothes
"Well, Sketchy thought about something but you need to come over"
"What is it?" Max searched her drawers for her new bathing suit
"It's not even gonna be that hard..."
Max paused halfway to her suitcase "OC, why don't you want to tell me?"
"What?"
"You're dancing around the issue, it's like you're sugar coating it for me or something, just say it!"
Original Cindy sighed "Stomach virus, if you throw up all over a package Normal won't want you here in a month!"
"WHAT?" Max dropped the load of clothes she was carrying "Na ha, no way! You can be the sick one, I'll catch it from you!"
"Max, you don't really have to cork, just stuff some yogurt into your mouth and spit it! It's easy!"
"If it's so easy then YOU do it!"
"C'm on Max, be reasonable! You can hold your breath for much longer than I can! Just think 'bout all the fun you and your hot boy are gonna have..."
"Logan! Oh shit! Hold on a moment..."
Beep!
"Logan? You still there?"
"Yeah, what took you so long?"
"OC had something to tell me"
"Ok, well anyway, are you POSITIVE you want to go?"
"Logan stop worrying! There's no jealous brother and no snowstorm this time, we'll be fine!"
Logan sighed into the phone "If you say so"
"Yeah"
"At what time does our plane leave anyway?"
"Humm... eight o'clock"
"You're coming over for dinner right?"
"Sure"
"Ok"
"Gotta go, I've got Original Cindy waiting on the other line"
"Ok, see you tonight"
Max walked to the kitchen and pulled out pots and pans to heat water "Yeah"
"Love you"
"Love you too"
Beep!
"OC, you still there?"
"Yeah. So?"
"So what?"
"Will you do it?"
Max sighed "Yeah, I'll be by later"
"Cool"
Beep!
"Was that you or me?"
"Me, hold on" Max filled the pots with water and started to undress while the water heated up
"Hello?"
"Hey Max"
"Sketchy? Where are you?" Max grabbed a bathrobe and slipped it on. For some reason it made her uncomfortable talking to Sketchy butt naked
"Home, packing"
"Ok, where does Normal think you are?"
"Delivering a package in sector eight"
Max sighed "Figures"
"Listen Max? I wanted to ask you something"
"Ok, hold on, let me tell OC"
Beep!
"OC? I've got Sketchy on the other line, he wants to ask me a question or something"
"Probably wants to know if he has to pack his own toilet paper"
Max laughed out loud and continued filling the tub with water
Beep!
"That's me, wait a sec"
Original Cindy leaned against the wall
"Beep beep beep people, this packages need to go home! Where the firetruck is Max?"
Original Cindy shook her head "Hello?"
"OC?"
"Kendra? What's up?"
"Well, I was wondering, is Max there? I've been trying to reach her but her line is busy"
"I've got her on the line, want me to patch you through?"
"Yeah! I just want to ask her something"
"Ok, hold on"
Beep!
"Max? I've got Kendra on the line, she wants to talk to you"
"Patch her through"
"Ok, look, I've got to deliver a package so that I can get Normal off my ass. Call you back?"
"Ok, bye Boo"
Beep!
"Kendra?"
"Max!"
"What is it?"
"Well, I was talking to Walter and he wanted to know... do we need to pack our own toilet paper?"
Max slapped her forehead with her hand in frustration "Kendra! We're going to Mexico, not the moon!"
"Is that a no?"
"I don't think so. I've got Sketchy on the other line so, do you need something else?"
"No"
"See you tomorrow then"
"Bye!"
Beep!
"Sketchy?"
"I'm here"
"So, what was it that you wanted to ask?"
"Well..."
"Yeah?"
"Do you think we need to pack our own toilet paper?"
Max sighed, she was going to travel thousands of miles with two assholes, her overprotective boyfriend, her very cool lesbian friend and a girl who fell for an old, fat, useless, corrupted cop but hey! She thought to herself, What's the worse that could happen... right?
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Ok, I know this chapter was pretty bad and very very short but I just wanted to post it so badly! I swear it'll get better later on, many more laughs to come!
Hey, if you would like me to email you whenever another chapter is posted leave me your email with your review and I'll let you know ok?
Now, I know this might not be the chapter you were expecting but I'm already working on the next one so... just wait! And review pleeease!!
What's the worse that could happen?
Rating: R
Pairing: M/L
Summary: Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Sketchy, Kendra and (oh God) Walter go on a trip to a Mexican beach. But hey, considering what happened last time, what else could go wrong? Right...?
A/N: OMG I can't believe I'm posting this already, I wanted to wait a while longer but I just couldn't. This first chapter si short because It's sort of a prologue or something
Setting: This happens about two months after CABIN FEVER (Yes, I finally posted the sequel) I wanted to fit Alec in here somewhere but couldn't, I don't know if I'll be able to do so after. Ok, on with the story!
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Ring Ring...
"Hello?"
"Max?"
"Logan?"
"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot"
"Considering our last trip, are you sure you want to do this?"
Max smiled. She tossed some clean underwear into her suitcase and opened her closet
"Honey, what's the worse that could happen?"
Beep!
"Hold on a sec" Max pressed a button on the phone
"Hello?"
"Boo?"
"Cindy? Where are you?"
"At work. Listen, we need to make you sick with something that Sketchy and I can catch right?"
"Right" Max held the phone in place with her shoulder and continued folding clothes
"Well, Sketchy thought about something but you need to come over"
"What is it?" Max searched her drawers for her new bathing suit
"It's not even gonna be that hard..."
Max paused halfway to her suitcase "OC, why don't you want to tell me?"
"What?"
"You're dancing around the issue, it's like you're sugar coating it for me or something, just say it!"
Original Cindy sighed "Stomach virus, if you throw up all over a package Normal won't want you here in a month!"
"WHAT?" Max dropped the load of clothes she was carrying "Na ha, no way! You can be the sick one, I'll catch it from you!"
"Max, you don't really have to cork, just stuff some yogurt into your mouth and spit it! It's easy!"
"If it's so easy then YOU do it!"
"C'm on Max, be reasonable! You can hold your breath for much longer than I can! Just think 'bout all the fun you and your hot boy are gonna have..."
"Logan! Oh shit! Hold on a moment..."
Beep!
"Logan? You still there?"
"Yeah, what took you so long?"
"OC had something to tell me"
"Ok, well anyway, are you POSITIVE you want to go?"
"Logan stop worrying! There's no jealous brother and no snowstorm this time, we'll be fine!"
Logan sighed into the phone "If you say so"
"Yeah"
"At what time does our plane leave anyway?"
"Humm... eight o'clock"
"You're coming over for dinner right?"
"Sure"
"Ok"
"Gotta go, I've got Original Cindy waiting on the other line"
"Ok, see you tonight"
Max walked to the kitchen and pulled out pots and pans to heat water "Yeah"
"Love you"
"Love you too"
Beep!
"OC, you still there?"
"Yeah. So?"
"So what?"
"Will you do it?"
Max sighed "Yeah, I'll be by later"
"Cool"
Beep!
"Was that you or me?"
"Me, hold on" Max filled the pots with water and started to undress while the water heated up
"Hello?"
"Hey Max"
"Sketchy? Where are you?" Max grabbed a bathrobe and slipped it on. For some reason it made her uncomfortable talking to Sketchy butt naked
"Home, packing"
"Ok, where does Normal think you are?"
"Delivering a package in sector eight"
Max sighed "Figures"
"Listen Max? I wanted to ask you something"
"Ok, hold on, let me tell OC"
Beep!
"OC? I've got Sketchy on the other line, he wants to ask me a question or something"
"Probably wants to know if he has to pack his own toilet paper"
Max laughed out loud and continued filling the tub with water
Beep!
"That's me, wait a sec"
Original Cindy leaned against the wall
"Beep beep beep people, this packages need to go home! Where the firetruck is Max?"
Original Cindy shook her head "Hello?"
"OC?"
"Kendra? What's up?"
"Well, I was wondering, is Max there? I've been trying to reach her but her line is busy"
"I've got her on the line, want me to patch you through?"
"Yeah! I just want to ask her something"
"Ok, hold on"
Beep!
"Max? I've got Kendra on the line, she wants to talk to you"
"Patch her through"
"Ok, look, I've got to deliver a package so that I can get Normal off my ass. Call you back?"
"Ok, bye Boo"
Beep!
"Kendra?"
"Max!"
"What is it?"
"Well, I was talking to Walter and he wanted to know... do we need to pack our own toilet paper?"
Max slapped her forehead with her hand in frustration "Kendra! We're going to Mexico, not the moon!"
"Is that a no?"
"I don't think so. I've got Sketchy on the other line so, do you need something else?"
"No"
"See you tomorrow then"
"Bye!"
Beep!
"Sketchy?"
"I'm here"
"So, what was it that you wanted to ask?"
"Well..."
"Yeah?"
"Do you think we need to pack our own toilet paper?"
Max sighed, she was going to travel thousands of miles with two assholes, her overprotective boyfriend, her very cool lesbian friend and a girl who fell for an old, fat, useless, corrupted cop but hey! She thought to herself, What's the worse that could happen... right?
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Ok, I know this chapter was pretty bad and very very short but I just wanted to post it so badly! I swear it'll get better later on, many more laughs to come!
Hey, if you would like me to email you whenever another chapter is posted leave me your email with your review and I'll let you know ok?
Now, I know this might not be the chapter you were expecting but I'm already working on the next one so... just wait! And review pleeease!!
