Disclaimer: We don't own any of Pirates of the Caribbean.
WE WARN YOU, THIS IS SCREWED UP! YOU DON'T LIKE STORIES WITH NO PLOT? DON'T LIKE WEIRD STORIES? THEN DON'T READ THIS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
THE RATING IS FOR LOTS OF SWEARING AND SOME REFERENCES TO SEX. Ye have been warned, savvy? Sorry, I couldn't resist!
The story's genres are; humour, romance, action/adventure, general and some slight angst.
There are a lot of inventions in this story that weren't invented anywhere near the seventeenth century. That is how the story goes!
GO SEE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!!!
My friend and I wrote this story one-day when we were bored. We wrote more and now it has a (loose) story line. It's supposed to be humour and that's probably why it's so random!!
This was once know as one fucked up piece of shit, but the title wasn't a g rating, so it got taken off the site.
Jack and Will's screwy adventures of the Caribbean.
Chapter three: Rum and.porridge?!
MORNING
Cock-a-doodle-do! Lily and Melanie were already up making porridge for Jack and Will and eating weet-a-bix. Jack and Will walked in.
"Morning jack, morning Will!" Jack's hair was a frizzball and Will's needed gel but they sat down and ate weet-a-bix.
"Lily, luv, can you get me a cold rum, savvy?" Jack asked.
"Sure captain!" Lily replied sarcastically.
After breakfast Lily did Jack's hair.
"Oh, that fucking hurt!" whined Jack. Will and Mel could hear him from where they were standing in the next room.
Ding, dong, ding, dong!
The mailman delivered some post. There was a letter for Will. They postie charged them three shillings.
"You fucking rip us off, you skiving midget!" shouted jack, slamming the door.
Ding, dong, ding, dong! "Who the fuck is that now?!" said Will, opening the door.
"Hey rum, hey rum, get in my beer belly tum! Woah!" It was the six- man drunken crew.
"Hey, Jack and Will, what whores did you pick up last night? Can I have a bit?" One man said.
"EXCUSE ME?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING WHORES, FATTIE?!" shouted Lily.
"We're no whores, we are jack and Will's new GIRLFRIENDS! GOT IT?!" Mel cried.
"Yeah." said fattie. Jack kissed Lily on the lips and hit the beer bellied man upside the head.
" You thick shit! Me an' Will love these women and you will treat them with respect, savvy?! Good! Rum all aound?" said Jack.
"YEAH!!!" everyone answered. Even Mel and Will couldn't resist a swig. By the end of the morning thirty whole bottles had been drunk, most of them by Jack.
"You've never had friend like me! Wat du wa, wa wa! Wat du wa, wa wa. You've never had a friend like me!" sang Captain Jack sparrow.
"What's that and where's it from?" questioned Will.
"It's a song and it's from that video, Aladdin, haven't you seen it?" said Captain Jack Sparrow.
"No."
"Oh, you should, it's good!"
WE WARN YOU, THIS IS SCREWED UP! YOU DON'T LIKE STORIES WITH NO PLOT? DON'T LIKE WEIRD STORIES? THEN DON'T READ THIS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
THE RATING IS FOR LOTS OF SWEARING AND SOME REFERENCES TO SEX. Ye have been warned, savvy? Sorry, I couldn't resist!
The story's genres are; humour, romance, action/adventure, general and some slight angst.
There are a lot of inventions in this story that weren't invented anywhere near the seventeenth century. That is how the story goes!
GO SEE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!!!
My friend and I wrote this story one-day when we were bored. We wrote more and now it has a (loose) story line. It's supposed to be humour and that's probably why it's so random!!
This was once know as one fucked up piece of shit, but the title wasn't a g rating, so it got taken off the site.
Jack and Will's screwy adventures of the Caribbean.
Chapter three: Rum and.porridge?!
MORNING
Cock-a-doodle-do! Lily and Melanie were already up making porridge for Jack and Will and eating weet-a-bix. Jack and Will walked in.
"Morning jack, morning Will!" Jack's hair was a frizzball and Will's needed gel but they sat down and ate weet-a-bix.
"Lily, luv, can you get me a cold rum, savvy?" Jack asked.
"Sure captain!" Lily replied sarcastically.
After breakfast Lily did Jack's hair.
"Oh, that fucking hurt!" whined Jack. Will and Mel could hear him from where they were standing in the next room.
Ding, dong, ding, dong!
The mailman delivered some post. There was a letter for Will. They postie charged them three shillings.
"You fucking rip us off, you skiving midget!" shouted jack, slamming the door.
Ding, dong, ding, dong! "Who the fuck is that now?!" said Will, opening the door.
"Hey rum, hey rum, get in my beer belly tum! Woah!" It was the six- man drunken crew.
"Hey, Jack and Will, what whores did you pick up last night? Can I have a bit?" One man said.
"EXCUSE ME?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING WHORES, FATTIE?!" shouted Lily.
"We're no whores, we are jack and Will's new GIRLFRIENDS! GOT IT?!" Mel cried.
"Yeah." said fattie. Jack kissed Lily on the lips and hit the beer bellied man upside the head.
" You thick shit! Me an' Will love these women and you will treat them with respect, savvy?! Good! Rum all aound?" said Jack.
"YEAH!!!" everyone answered. Even Mel and Will couldn't resist a swig. By the end of the morning thirty whole bottles had been drunk, most of them by Jack.
"You've never had friend like me! Wat du wa, wa wa! Wat du wa, wa wa. You've never had a friend like me!" sang Captain Jack sparrow.
"What's that and where's it from?" questioned Will.
"It's a song and it's from that video, Aladdin, haven't you seen it?" said Captain Jack Sparrow.
"No."
"Oh, you should, it's good!"
