A/N: I don't own anybody, so don't sue me..
Vincent: yeah, and she doesn't even own her own soul anymore.Right Beth?
Beth: I think people get it. now *shoves Vincent back into the story* Shall we?
Vincent: (screaming)
Beth: (sighs) Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with these peoples!
Pointless Chasing
Cait Sith: (being Chased) HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Beth: (chasing Cait, being Chased) HELP ME!! Oh, and uh. CAIT I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls Vincent's Death Penalty out of her cloak)
Vincent: (chasing Beth) Give me back my gun...! (chasing Beth with Cid's spear)
Cid: (TRYING to chase after the group... but isn't doing so well) ...Vince.... Vincent.... (Weeze) give me back... my... Spear! Aeris: No, that is MY rod..
Nanaki: (chasing after Aeris now) Aeris! Watch your mouth. this is rated you know! Aeris: (running after Vincent, who is chasing after Beth, who is chasing after Cait Sith for an unknown reason) Sorry. but that is my rod! Nanaki: Watch your mo-oh, nevermind! Aeris: (runs by Cloud and messes up his hair)
Cloud: (falls to ground) MY HAIR!!!!!! (eyes narrow) I will kill you for that! (Cloud chases Aeris with his Ultima Sword)
Sephiroth: (stands by and watches) Wait a tick. I am suppose to kill her! LET ME DO THAT! Cloud: (running by) You can kill her AFTER I kill her, I can always cast life2 on her! Sephiroth: Fine.. Beth: (almost catching Cait) COME HERE YOU OVER STUFFED PILLOW! Cait: (looking back at her) That's getting personal. Beth: (shoots at him)
Cait: (falls down)
Beth: (jumps on him and holds him down) Vincent: (jumps on Beth)
Cid: (wobbles over and falls on Beth and Vincent and Cait)
Aeris: (jumps on Cid, and Beth and Vincent and Cait)
Nanaki: (dog piles on) .. (He looks at Beth) That was a mean pun!
Beth: (on bottom of pile) Sorry! Cloud: (jumps onto the pile) Barret: (was sitting and watching this) DOG PILE!!!! (Dog piles on top of them)
Tifa: (sighs) Guys will you stop it! Beth: (mumbled) ah, but Tifa, we are having FUN! Cait: You are.. Ouch..
Vincent: (grinning) I am..
Beth: (looks at Vincent) Tell me that is JUST you Death Penalty.. Vincent: No, you have that.. Right there in your hand.. Beth: (meekly) Then tell me that is another one of your guns.. Vincent: If you want to call it a gun, go ahead.. Barret: (on top of the group) It does shoot..
Cid: (Smacks him) Shut up an' git off!
Beth: GROSS! Cait Sith: Can't.. breathe..
Beth: (twacks him) Shut up! You stole my. my.. Cloud: What did he steal?
Beth: (Shrugs) Don't remember now.. Vincent: (sighs) Can someone let me up. Barret: (stands up) There.. Cloud: (fixing his hair) I won't kill you Aeris..
Aeris: Gee, thanks..
Cloud: That is what good old Sephiroth over there is waiting to do..
Sephiroth: Come, Aerith, let's go to the temple of the Ancients..
Aeris: (pushing Cloud and Nanaki off of her) Okay.
Sephiroth: Oh, I hope you won't mind that I will kill you.. Aeris: Again? Oh, no big deal..
Cloud and the others look confused. Yuffie: Grossness! Sephiroth and Aeris walk out of sight. Beth: (pushing her way to stand up) that was.. Odd. Vincent: (standing up too) yes. Cait Sith: (flat as a pancake) ouch Suddenly, Sephiroth is heard screaming, and runs right by the group. Aeris: (running behind him with a chainsaw in her hand) Come back! It's only fair! YOU SAID LADIES FIRST! (looks at the group) What???
All: Nothing. nothing.. Aeris: Fine. now. shall we continue onwards on our quest?
Beth: and that would be?
Areis: The quest to find some Hostess! YUMMY!
Beth: (sighs) People will never read these stupid things.
Vincent: yeah, and she doesn't even own her own soul anymore.Right Beth?
Beth: I think people get it. now *shoves Vincent back into the story* Shall we?
Vincent: (screaming)
Beth: (sighs) Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with these peoples!
Pointless Chasing
Cait Sith: (being Chased) HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Beth: (chasing Cait, being Chased) HELP ME!! Oh, and uh. CAIT I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls Vincent's Death Penalty out of her cloak)
Vincent: (chasing Beth) Give me back my gun...! (chasing Beth with Cid's spear)
Cid: (TRYING to chase after the group... but isn't doing so well) ...Vince.... Vincent.... (Weeze) give me back... my... Spear! Aeris: No, that is MY rod..
Nanaki: (chasing after Aeris now) Aeris! Watch your mouth. this is rated you know! Aeris: (running after Vincent, who is chasing after Beth, who is chasing after Cait Sith for an unknown reason) Sorry. but that is my rod! Nanaki: Watch your mo-oh, nevermind! Aeris: (runs by Cloud and messes up his hair)
Cloud: (falls to ground) MY HAIR!!!!!! (eyes narrow) I will kill you for that! (Cloud chases Aeris with his Ultima Sword)
Sephiroth: (stands by and watches) Wait a tick. I am suppose to kill her! LET ME DO THAT! Cloud: (running by) You can kill her AFTER I kill her, I can always cast life2 on her! Sephiroth: Fine.. Beth: (almost catching Cait) COME HERE YOU OVER STUFFED PILLOW! Cait: (looking back at her) That's getting personal. Beth: (shoots at him)
Cait: (falls down)
Beth: (jumps on him and holds him down) Vincent: (jumps on Beth)
Cid: (wobbles over and falls on Beth and Vincent and Cait)
Aeris: (jumps on Cid, and Beth and Vincent and Cait)
Nanaki: (dog piles on) .. (He looks at Beth) That was a mean pun!
Beth: (on bottom of pile) Sorry! Cloud: (jumps onto the pile) Barret: (was sitting and watching this) DOG PILE!!!! (Dog piles on top of them)
Tifa: (sighs) Guys will you stop it! Beth: (mumbled) ah, but Tifa, we are having FUN! Cait: You are.. Ouch..
Vincent: (grinning) I am..
Beth: (looks at Vincent) Tell me that is JUST you Death Penalty.. Vincent: No, you have that.. Right there in your hand.. Beth: (meekly) Then tell me that is another one of your guns.. Vincent: If you want to call it a gun, go ahead.. Barret: (on top of the group) It does shoot..
Cid: (Smacks him) Shut up an' git off!
Beth: GROSS! Cait Sith: Can't.. breathe..
Beth: (twacks him) Shut up! You stole my. my.. Cloud: What did he steal?
Beth: (Shrugs) Don't remember now.. Vincent: (sighs) Can someone let me up. Barret: (stands up) There.. Cloud: (fixing his hair) I won't kill you Aeris..
Aeris: Gee, thanks..
Cloud: That is what good old Sephiroth over there is waiting to do..
Sephiroth: Come, Aerith, let's go to the temple of the Ancients..
Aeris: (pushing Cloud and Nanaki off of her) Okay.
Sephiroth: Oh, I hope you won't mind that I will kill you.. Aeris: Again? Oh, no big deal..
Cloud and the others look confused. Yuffie: Grossness! Sephiroth and Aeris walk out of sight. Beth: (pushing her way to stand up) that was.. Odd. Vincent: (standing up too) yes. Cait Sith: (flat as a pancake) ouch Suddenly, Sephiroth is heard screaming, and runs right by the group. Aeris: (running behind him with a chainsaw in her hand) Come back! It's only fair! YOU SAID LADIES FIRST! (looks at the group) What???
All: Nothing. nothing.. Aeris: Fine. now. shall we continue onwards on our quest?
Beth: and that would be?
Areis: The quest to find some Hostess! YUMMY!
Beth: (sighs) People will never read these stupid things.
