Disclaimer: I own nothing blah blah blah you know the rest.. or do you
really? (OK.. that was demented.. oh well)

AD: Another story. Yay..I feel like a cold potato. So please review for my
sake.

Tsuki: It's the end of the world she's a cold potato. Duck and cover! *Runs
away*

AD: Have fun.. Right well anyway on with the story.

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Cynthia: Ok a new show I present to you of .*drum roll*.COMMERCIALS?!? Yo,
Aeon why are we doing commercial?
AD: *hollers from behind the curtain* because 1.I'm bored and 2. It'll be a
blast.
Cynthia: Anyway for our show we have Flu-
Sess: Ahem
Cynthia: Fine Sessho-*growling from behind the curtain* hold on for a
moment we have .uh.. mental difficulties. For now watch this scene from
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Audience: YAY!

~~~Backstage~~~
AD: Sesshy if you don't stop interrupting I will make sure you suffer my
wrath.
Sess: What wrath? I, Lord Sesshomaru, am the most feared demon of all of
Japan. No all of the world. And I demand that I be called Lord Sesshomaru.
AD: Fluffy-chan get your sexy ass on the stage before I go into insane
hyper mode.
Sess: Fine*walk on stage*

~~~On stage~~~

Cynthia: and now I present to you our first commercial starring Sesshomaru.
*Curtains open to the western lands. Sesshomaru is patrolling his lands
near his castle*
Mysterious host voice #1: Ever feel like our dear friend Lord Sesshomaru.
Always getting your hair filthy from all the slaughtering, threatening, and
killing you do?
Mysterious host voice #2: Or you find yourself tired from your everyday
activities?
Mysterious host voice #1: Well Herbal Essence (sp?) can relax you and make
your hair silky smooth.
Mysterious host voice #2: Just look at Lord Sesshomaru. *Camera zooms on
Sesshomaru*
Sess: *flips his hair* It's Herbal Essence.
Audience: 0_0 and then _ _0
Sess: *growling with his extreme death glare on his face*
Audience: *cheering like crazy*
AD: OK well that's all for now. Next time. Well I don't know what's
happening next time so you'll just have to wait and find out. So until next
time adios!

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AD: YAY! I finished. I finished. Go me! Go me! Go-o, go me! Ok well bye for
now and don't for get.REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
And if you were like me and don't have a pen name IM/e-mail me.