Disclaimer: I own McDonalds MWHAHAHAHA!!!! Just kidding I wish I did. But
who does own McDonalds? Nobody knows...DUN DUN DAAAAAAAA!!

AD: Yep another chappy. Yay! (Oh and /blah/ means actions. You'll see what
I mean)

Cynthia: Wohoo! I love being the host

Tsuki: Hey I don't have a role in this fic.

AD: Oh well. You can sell the peanuts and stuff. Here's you uniform.
/Giving her the vendor hat and boxes of peanuts/

/Tsuki getting her kantana and ready to attack AD/
AD: Enjoy the story and REVIEW!!/Running for my life/

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~~~~On Stage~~~~

Cynthia: Welcome, Welcome all to another (AD: year at Hogwarts. jk)
episode of "The Secrets Commercial Tell." This episode we have Naraku per-

Audience: Boo

Cynthia: Wait one minute. Has Aeon ever let you down before?

Tsuki: /selling peanuts and muttering/ Hell yes!

Cynthia: Anyway this episode is going to be starring Naraku for McDonald.
/Crickets chirping/ Ok.let get on with it.

/Scene changes to McDonald's cash register area (you know the ordering
place) Naraku is behind the counter/

Customer #1: /to customer #2/ Gee, I don't know what to get.

Naraku: I'll tell you what to order fool, if you get me the Shikon Jewel
and kill Inuyasha.

Customer #2: /ignoring comment/ I don't know. What do you say /reading tag/
Naa-raa-ku?

Naraku: N-a-r-a-k-u, Imbecile /getting a glare from AD (Meee!)/ I suggest
the Chicken Whopper. /Muttering/ I can't believe I'm going to do this.
/Nakaru get out from the counter and stands between the customers/

Nakaku: Put a smile, on put a smile on, everybody come on. Put a smile on.
/Dancing with the two customers/(Can u imagine that? lol)

Audience: OO, OO, OO, __ __(), (and my fav.) 0.o
/Then laughing there heads off and pelting him with peanuts/

Naraku: now may I leave Ms. Aeon Darkness for I must take over Japan and
then the world. And stop these idiots from throwing food at me.

AD: /speaking/ sure, now mister, stay out of trouble and make sure you
drink enough milk. And everyone be nice.

Naraku: 0.o /inching away/ you sound like my Mom
/AD with a stern-glare look/ ok I'll leave now.

AD: ok have fun. /Naraku leaves/
Cynthia: ok that was another round of "The Secrets Commercials Tell" YAY!
Hey we never tell what's going to happen next time.

AD: Well then give them a clue

Cynthia: next time we have our friend Barbie (Tsuki+AD: coughing)
and our favorite hoshi-chan.

Audience: OO

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Tsuki: That was horrible and wrong. I mean seriously Naraku and McDonalds
don't mix.

AD: Your just mad you didn't get to host. But I'll let you be the host next
time. Evil's honor (you know like scout's honor except I'm not a scout so I
made up my own...he he)

Tsuki: That's ok. I like selling peanuts.

AD: 0.o Ok Who are you what have you done to Tsuki?

Tsuki: No I made a good profit from the peanut thrown at Naraku. /Grinning
evilly/

AD: Why I ought ta (I love saying that)... give me the money. It will go to
the shows production (wow big word. I wonder what it means? /Searching
through dictionary/)

Tsuki: Catch me if you can...which I highly doubt you can do. /Dashes away/

AD: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!
/Wild goose chase between Tsuki and Aeon is taking place/

Cynthia: Well as you can see the studio will be wrecked so I have to try
and stop them. /Signs/When will the chaos end? Well on behalf of Aeon,
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