Disclaimer: I don't think I want to own anything on this
show...../shudders/
AD: ok since I promised Tsuki that she could be the host for the episode
Tsuki: YAY! ^_^
Cynthia: Hey what do I get to do then?
AD: You get to sell these wonderful caps /holding caps with Naraku and
McDonald logo and Sesshomaru with Herbal Essence bottle behind it/
Cynthia: YAY! ^_^
AD: Since they're all happy, let the show begin! Oh and make me happy and
REVIEW! /chibi mode/ PWETTY PWEASEEEEE!!!
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~~~~On stage~~~~
Tsuki: On this eppy of "The Secrets Commercials Tell" we have....me singing
Blue as the Sky...just kidding...we have the hentai monk, Miroku, doing a
commercial for...Barbie!?!? / Turns to AD/ Is that a good idea? I mean it's
Miroku here.
Miroku: hey I'm not that bad
Everyone: OO, _ _0, 0.o (AD: YAY my fav. But I can't do that one eyebrow
thing. WAHH)
AD: How about we go on with the commercial.
Miroku: my pleasure /Miroku's hand traveling south/
Tsuki: HENTAI!!! /Tsuki unleashes her kantana and whacks him/
AD: /mutters/Good thing he's not unconscious. Ok now on to the commercial.
Miroku: Everyone needs someone to have fun. Why not buy them a
'My Size Barbie.' It's the perfect gift for anyone. Little kid would play
with her anytime. And even adult can use her. She's got all the right
curves an- /AD comes and wacks him REALLY HARD and walk off stage/
Miroku: @_@... /scene changes to Barbie beach house, a robot Barbie comes
out of no where, and Miroku still very dizzy/
Miroku: Hi Barbie
RB (robot Barbie): Hi Ken!
Miroku: Do you wanna go for a ride?
RB: Sure Ken!
Miroku: Jump In...
RB: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
uu-oooh-u
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Audience: OO\00
Ad: maybe Miroku shouldn't do any more commercials
Tsuki: That was wrong /shuddering/
Cynthia: Ok that's all for now
Tsuki: next time....well we need inspiration.so.until the maybe next time
.adios!
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AD: Important!!! I really can't think of anything for Sango, Kouga, Kagome,
Kagura, Kanna(sp?), or Kaeda(sp?) (That's a lot of K's. Anyway) I don't
think I'll do Kanna or Kagura but if anyone comes up with ideas add them in
your review. Or email me! Oh and do me a favor and just for the hell of it
write, "Poke poke" in the review. Don't ask long story.well REVIEW!
show...../shudders/
AD: ok since I promised Tsuki that she could be the host for the episode
Tsuki: YAY! ^_^
Cynthia: Hey what do I get to do then?
AD: You get to sell these wonderful caps /holding caps with Naraku and
McDonald logo and Sesshomaru with Herbal Essence bottle behind it/
Cynthia: YAY! ^_^
AD: Since they're all happy, let the show begin! Oh and make me happy and
REVIEW! /chibi mode/ PWETTY PWEASEEEEE!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
~~~~On stage~~~~
Tsuki: On this eppy of "The Secrets Commercials Tell" we have....me singing
Blue as the Sky...just kidding...we have the hentai monk, Miroku, doing a
commercial for...Barbie!?!? / Turns to AD/ Is that a good idea? I mean it's
Miroku here.
Miroku: hey I'm not that bad
Everyone: OO, _ _0, 0.o (AD: YAY my fav. But I can't do that one eyebrow
thing. WAHH)
AD: How about we go on with the commercial.
Miroku: my pleasure /Miroku's hand traveling south/
Tsuki: HENTAI!!! /Tsuki unleashes her kantana and whacks him/
AD: /mutters/Good thing he's not unconscious. Ok now on to the commercial.
Miroku: Everyone needs someone to have fun. Why not buy them a
'My Size Barbie.' It's the perfect gift for anyone. Little kid would play
with her anytime. And even adult can use her. She's got all the right
curves an- /AD comes and wacks him REALLY HARD and walk off stage/
Miroku: @_@... /scene changes to Barbie beach house, a robot Barbie comes
out of no where, and Miroku still very dizzy/
Miroku: Hi Barbie
RB (robot Barbie): Hi Ken!
Miroku: Do you wanna go for a ride?
RB: Sure Ken!
Miroku: Jump In...
RB: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
uu-oooh-u
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB:uu-oooh-u
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Miroku: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
RB: uu-oooh-u
Audience: OO\00
Ad: maybe Miroku shouldn't do any more commercials
Tsuki: That was wrong /shuddering/
Cynthia: Ok that's all for now
Tsuki: next time....well we need inspiration.so.until the maybe next time
.adios!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AD: Important!!! I really can't think of anything for Sango, Kouga, Kagome,
Kagura, Kanna(sp?), or Kaeda(sp?) (That's a lot of K's. Anyway) I don't
think I'll do Kanna or Kagura but if anyone comes up with ideas add them in
your review. Or email me! Oh and do me a favor and just for the hell of it
write, "Poke poke" in the review. Don't ask long story.well REVIEW!
