Chapter 2 is here. I only had one Review by the time I typed this author's note, I hope for more, and I might have more by the time I upload this. I might be skipping parts of the scene with Gandalf and Bilbo, but I don't like it that much, and the point of the chapter really is the party, I'm cutting an extended version only scene that was unimportant in the party. I hope you don't mind. If you see anything someone says in these: [ ], That means it's a translation from another language that the character speaks ( Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Mr. Game and Watch, and sometimes other characters are the ones that you would see those with).
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything.
Chapter 2: Link's Uncle's Birthday Party
(Young Link is by a tree in Kokiri Forest, thinking about something. He suddenly heard someone singing)
Mewtwo's voice: …Gotta catch 'em all. Pokemon.
(Young Link runs over to where Mewtwo is floating on a psychic platform)
Young Link: You're late.
(Mewtwo looks over to Young Link)
Mewtwo: A Psychic is never late, Young Link. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means too.
(Mewtwo and Young Link begin laughing. Young Link jumps onto Mewtwo's platform)
Young Link: It's good to see you, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: You don't think I would miss your uncle's birthday?
(Mewtwo and Young Link by now are floating down the path on the psychic platform, which is pulled a cart with fireworks in it behind it)
Mewtwo: So how is the old rascal? I heard it was going to be a party of special magnificence.
Young Link: You know my uncle; he's got the entire woods in an uproar.
Mewtwo: Well that should please him.
Young Link: Half of the forest's been invited, and the other half is showing up anyway.
(Young Link and Mewtwo continue riding)
Link's Uncle's voice: And so life goes on in Kokiri forest, very much as it has for a long time, full of its own comings and goings. With change coming slowly, if it comes at all. For things are made to last in Kokiri Forest. Someone of my family has always lived in this tree, and always will.
(Meanwhile Mewtwo's floating platform is being chased by some of the younger Kokiris (five or six years old at the oldest) while two of the older ones (about ten or eleven years old because Kokiris are always kids) are watching disapprovingly)
Young Kokiris: Fireworks Mewtwo! Fireworks!
(The Kokiris were sad when it seemed that Mewtwo wasn't going to launch off a few fireworks, but he did. All of the little Kokiris that were there began cheering. While on the floating platform Mewtwo was laughing, while where the two older Kokiris were, one of them was also laughing, and the other one scowled at him.)
Young Link: to tell you the truth, my uncle's been weird lately… I mean more than usual. He's been looking at old maps when he thinks I'm not around.
(The scene changes to show Link's Uncle in a room with a bunch of maps. Suddenly he begins searching everywhere for something. He is beginning to get worried when he searches one of his pockets and suddenly looks relieved. Back on the platform, Mewtwo was listening)
Young Link: All right then, keep your secrets. I know you're in on this.
Mewtwo: Me?
Young Link: before you came along, my family was very well thought of, never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Mewtwo: If you're talking about the incident with Volvagia (the dragon boss from the Fire Temple in Ocarina of Time) I was barely involved. All I did was Psychically nudge your uncle out of the door.
Young Link: Whatever you did, people think of you as a disturber of the peace.
(After a little while more of riding, Young Link was about to get off.)
Young Link: Mewtwo, I'm glad you're back
Mewtwo: So am I, dear boy.
(Young Link jumps off of the platform, waving goodbye to Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: So am I.
(Soon Mewtwo arrives at Young Link's house. He floats to the top, not bothering to climb the ladder, and knocks on the door that, for some reason, is there)
Link's Uncle: No. I don't want any more little kids.
Mewtwo: And what about Psychic Pokemon?
(Link's Uncle opens the door)
Link's Uncle: Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Link's Uncle.
Link's Uncle: Mewtwo! Good to see you!
Mewtwo: You haven't aged a day.
Link's Uncle: come on in!
(Mewtwo and Link's Uncle go inside of the house)
Link's Uncle: I have some Lon-Lon Milk, but it's almost as old as I am, so you might not want it. I have some coffee, and some burgers, cheese, spinach …
(Link's uncle begins running around trying to find food)
Mewtwo (wondering why no one got rid off the old milk): Just coffee.
(Mewtwo floats toward a room filled with maps, but is floating to high and hits the chandelier. He lowers himself a little, but still hits the doorway of the room. When he finally does get into that room and looks at one of those maps, Link's Uncle is about to come in. Mewtwo teleports behind him)
Link's Uncle: I could make you some eggs if you like.
Mewtwo: Just coffee.
(Link's Uncle begins eating some cheese)
Link's Uncle: You don't mind if it eat, do you?
(before Mewtwo can reply, there is a knock on the door)
Mido (one of the Kokiris) : I know Young Link is in there!
Link's Uncle: He's not at home!
Mido: Fine.
(Mido leaves to find Young Link)
Link's Uncle: Mido will never forgive Young Link for being the favorite of both Saria and the Great Deku Tree. I've got to get away from these annoying kids that bug me all day and never give me even a little bit of peace!
Mewtwo: You mean to go through with your plan?
Link's Uncle: Yes. Everything is set up.
Mewtwo: Young Link suspects something.
Link's Uncle: Of course he does, he's not stupid like Mido.
Mewtwo: You are going to tell him, aren't you?
Link's Uncle: He'd probably go with me If I asked him to. But Young Link is still in love with Kokiri Forest. The trees, the shop, the forest that you can get lost in and turn into a Stalfos (those skeleton warrior things). I'm old, Mewtwo. I might not look old, but I am. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like not enough butter scraped over bread. I need a vacation, a long vacation. I might not come back, actually I don't think I want to.
(That evening at the party (I'm skipping the scene that Mewtwo and Link's Uncle would be on the hill, because it's not important and only has a few lines, that are all unimportant.) Mewtwo is launching of fireworks, and the Kokiris are having a good time. Kirby is watching Jigglypuff dance from a table nearby. Suddenly Young Link walks over to where Kirby is)
Young Link: Go on, Kirby. Ask Jigglypuff to dance with you.
Kirby: I think I'll just drink some of your uncle's milk (He obviously doesn't know how stale it is).
Young Link: NO!!!
(Young Link pushes Kirby toward Jigglypuff and they begin dancing. Meanwhile Link's Uncle is telling some little Kokiris about an adventure he had)
Link's Uncle: and there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous Moblins, and there were all arguing about how they were going to kill us, whether they were going to stab us with their spears or trample us to death. They spent so much time arguing that the sun's light crept over the trees and POOF!!!
(The Young Kokiris gasp)
Link's Uncle: And turned them all to stone.
(Meanwhile, right after some fireworks float out of the cart that is behind the psychic platform. (Mewtwo using his psychic powers), Pikachu comes out. He punches at the tent behind him and Pichu comes out of there. Pikachu throws Pichu into the cart. Pichu holds up a firework)
Pikachu: [No! The Big one!]
(Pichu puts down the first firework and pulls out the biggest firework in the cart. After that, Pikachu and Pichu go back into the tent that Pichu was in. Pichu sticks the Firework in the ground in there)
Pichu: [Done.]
Pikachu: [You were supposed to stick it in the ground.]
Pichu: [It is in the ground.]
Pikachu: [Outside!]
Pichu: [It was your idea.]
(the firework takes off. Pikachu and Pichu are covered in ashes from it, and their hair was standing up. When the Firework goes off, it turns into a fiery form of Volvagia. Everyone at the party begins panicing. Young Link runs over to his uncle)
Young Link: Look out for Volvagia!
Link's Uncle: Volvagia? Nonsense! Volvagia has here for a very long time.
(Young Link pulls his uncle onto the ground. The Volvagia firework goes over them and them goes off. When everyone realizes that is was a firework, they begin cheering.)
Pikachu: [That was good.]
Pichu: [Let's get another one.]
(They try to move but they can't. It's then that they realize they're being pulled somewhere by psychic force. Mewtwo suddenly grabs them.)
Mewtwo: Pikachu and Pichu, I might've known.
(Pikachu and Pichu were forced to wash dishes while Link's Uncle was giving a speech)
Link's Uncle: Kokiris, Marshmallows, and Pokemons.
Blastoise (I picked a random Pokemon): [Pokemon].
Link's Uncle: This is my birthday. This many years is not long enough for living amongst such excellent people. I don't know half of well as I would like, and I like half of you as well as you deserve.
(Everyone begins wondering if this is a compliment or an insult)
Link's Uncle: I must be going now. I bid you farewell. (Yes, I shortened this line, I don't remember much of it and I'm being rushed to get off the computer)
(Link's Uncle looked over at Young Link)
Link's Uncle: Goodbye.
(Link's Uncle put on the necklace and vanished)
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There's the end of Chapter 2.
