After such a long wait, here it is people! Part 4 is now up and running. ^_^

***part 4***
"God! I can't believe the stupid car broke down!" Jaime screamed for the hundredth time in an hour. "The car didn't break down, the battery died!" I said irritaedly. "Oh, well, sooorr-ry!" she snapped. It was yet another abnormally hot day and the heat was getting to both of us. It was a few hours since we left the town, and, obviously, we were stranded in the middle of the desert since the battery died. "Do you know if a town is nearby, Vash?" she said grumpily. "I dunno," I muttered. "Let me check." "Stupid me, not bringing any damn water!" she groaned. "Now I'm gonna die from dehydration!" She starts running around franticly, yelling hysterically "No! I'm too young to die! I don't even have a boyfriend yet! I'm not even an adult!" "Don't go into the liiiiiiiight!" I teased. "Ha ha ha, very funny blondie!" she said, composure regained. "What about the town?" "Oh, right!" I looked at the map, this time making sure it WASN"T upside-down. "Good news. Turns out we're only 12 miles out from the next town." I looked at her cheerfully. "Happy, right?" "No, not happy." she said. "I mean, we must have walked at least 20 miles already in this heat. It must be, like, 150 degrees out here!" She flopped onto the hot sand, but hopped right back up. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Hot!" I started to laugh. "Not funny!" she hissed "Hmm! What's that noise?" We both turned and looked behind us. "Whaaaaaaah! It's them! They followed me! Hey, Vash, which way was it to the nearest town!" I pointed straight ahead of me. "Thanks a lot!" she said. "Arivaderci!" Jaime started to run in the direction of the town, but I quickly grabbed her by the collar. "Why are they after you? What did you do?" I reached for my gun. "Buddy, I don't have anything against you." one guy said. "Just get out of my way and you won't get hurt." "Ha!" Jaime piped up "Fat chance, Red! You can't beat him! You know why? Cause this guy here is the legendary humanoid typhoon, Vash the Stampede himself!" Red starts snickering "This guy! Vash the Stampede! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" I looked at her, kind of annoyed =_=. (that's my pathetic attempt to do an annoyed Vash face on the computer *sob*) "Did you REALLY have to tell them that?" I growled "W-well," she stuttered "Come on, I couldn't think of anything else!" "I don't need anyone else on my tail!" I yelled. "Forget it, you wuss!" she said. "I guess I'll have to take them after all" The guy named Red snickered to his friends. " Here that guys. Little Jaime's gonna take us." "OOOOOOH! I'm sooooooo scared!" another guy yelled. "I'm quakin' in my boots." Jaime pulled out her gun. "I've got this, I guess.." Red looked at her. "Enough small-talk, girlie." Almost too quick, he yanked out his gun and shot Jaime in the shoulder. She grasped onto it in pain. I pulled out my gun. "Now." Red said. "Give us the money!" "I told you, I don't HAVE any money to give you.why won't you just leave me be!" "I don't believe you." one guy shouted. He pulled out his gun, ready to shoot to kill. BAM! I shot him right in the arm. He screamed in pain. "Nice shot, Vash!" Jaime shouted. "ow.." She yanked her arm back in. "Red." she grunted. BAM! She shot him right in the, uh, "area". He grasped his dismembered, er...member. He screamed in agony. "Damn bitch!" one guy shouted. "I'll kill you." I saw his gun aimed right at Jaime's head. "Jaime, duck!" I yelled. Damn girl has no reaction time. I aimed and shot the hand the gun, that was aimed at her head.

{sorry its so short, but the resolution'll be in part 5, remember R&R! ^_^ -Shadow.} (.JANE! WERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!)