Shark: MAN! WHY AM I NOT GETTING MANY REVIEWS?! @_@'

Daxter: Gee... let me guess. It it because you are writting a pervertedly SICK fic?! D: *I tossed a GOOD amount of water to Daxter from my tank. He made a unpleasant look at me.*

Shark: Let me inform you, that it is NOT perverted! -_-*

Jak: HELLO?! YOU'VE GOT ME KISSING DAXTER! IT'S YAOI! D: *I tossed an even BIGGER amount on Jak.*

Shark: It is NOT, I repeat, NOT Yaoi!!!! D: Daxter: Well it's certainly NOT Shounen ai, either... -_-**

Shark: I admit, you guys are one of my favorite Yaoi couples. ^_^ But don't worry Jakkie
boy... I won't make you gay forever. Sorry I was WAYY late folks, constaint attacks from the
"Indego guards",
Jak: Thankfuly... ^_^

Shark: a lil illness,

Daxter: Somebody up there loves us! :D Shark: Anyway people, I don't have to tell you what I don't own, do I.

Daxter: No... and thank GODS we own NO PARTS of you!

Jak: So finish this da**** chapter, before I get even sicker!! -_-***

Shark: Anything for you, Jakkie boy. Now. ON WITH THE FIC!!

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Love Potion no. 10
Evening time: RUN FOR THE HILLS DAXTER!!

Daxter was now near between the clefts and the farmer's hut, so he thought of looseing his
pal by hiding behind the clefts. Happily Jak "hopped" pass him and was soon out of site.
The little animal came out of his hiding spot and walked up to the farmer, who was
sleeping on his hay as usual. "Uh... sir?" he snored, "Sir?" he said even louder, but to no
alvail, "SIIIIRRRR!" That got the old farmer jumped and looked around, "What? Where? hu...?"
he then looked down to Daxter. "Finaly! Look, my firend has been actin' a lil freaky lately,"
he stated, "enough to make me not want to even come back to my home," at that time the farmer
was gocking at him, "would it be okay if I hide in your place for tonight?" asked the little
fuzz-ball. He came out of his gaze and smiled, "Sure, you can stay, as long as you like,"
"Thanks!" "Come into my hut, while I find a nice place for you..." the farmer gave a hevenly
smirk at Daxter. "That's odd, that's almost the same smile Jak gave me before he...... OH GOSH I STILL
CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!"

Daxter shook his hand covered head in disbelief as he followed into the hut. Once he was in
he took a seat on a bench next to the farmer. "You know what I like BEST about you from frist
site?" "Okaaay," Daxter looked blankly at the old crop-man, "and what would that be?"
It was THEN the farmer placed his hand on Daxter's furry chest and rubed it, "Your
'fuzz-boobs'!" (Got that word from a fanart from Devianart.com ;D) Daxter's eyes went as big
as Ashlin's busts, "AAHHHHH!" he stroked off his hand and swiftly hopped off the bench.
Farmer grew a huge grin, "You know, I don't blame the young feller, about acting all freaky
on you." He got up and pulled his pants as he slowly came up to Dax, "You are the cutesst and
the most prettiest ball of fluff I've ever seen and you have the most heavenly smell." By
now Daxter was cornered with his back against the wall, the crop-man now took out a cute
little black color with diamonds and a silver name tag. "I've got a color just perfect for
you, and you'll be mine ALONE!" Daxter perked up his ear as if he had just "heard" something,
"Oh gee, I think Samos is 'calling' me," he waved at the man, "Nice seein' ya! BYEEE!" He
dodged from his clutches, sprinted through the door and into the shores, "MAN, that was just
freaky!" he was catching his breath when poped came Jak, wearing NOTHING but a seashell bra,
with his hair garnished with seaweeds and a starfish. "There are many fishes in the sea, but you're the ONLY one for me," he came closer to him, "Oh Daxter, LET'S MAKE A SCHOOL!" (again, from a fanart, ;D) At that point the farmer came, "He's makin' no school, you young whipper snapper!" "Why don't you go back to bed OLD MAN, it may be TOO MUCH for YOU!" The littel fur-ball did the slip as the two quarreled their heads off until Jak yelled, "Hey Daxxie Poo, wait for baby!" "Come back here ya cute lil fuzzy-pie!" The case was on as the two looked for Daxter. He was under a bridge at that moment,

"First my best friend, now the farmer, what now?"

He caught a glimps of Jak's uncle's hut, maybe he can sneek pass them without being caught.
He has done this before with the Krimzon Guards and succeeded, they shouldn't be any
different. As Jak walked pass the bridge and outwards, Daxter climbed out from under it
behind Jak's back. At that moment Jak smelled the hevenly smell and there was twinkle in his
face when he began to turn around. Daxter dashed behind a stone just in time for Jak to miss
his site with him. Dax's ears picked up somebody sniffing hard and it was from the farmer,
who was infront of him in a distance now comming close to his trail. Knowing the farmer's
eyes sites are poor he picked a small pebble and tossed it to the water under another bridge.
At the same time Jak saw the "flying" pebble from the stone. The farmer heard the splash of
the pebble, mistaken it to be Daxter and fell after it. At that moment Daxter heard Jak's
footsteps and ran to a bush in time for Jak to go behind the abandoned stone and missed him
once more. He sruged and walk further down the village, it was then that Daxter slide down
from the bush and sprinted into the Uncle's hut. He began to collect his breath,

"Man! It's like walking in Jurassic Park, now I know how those people there feel!"

"Hello..." said a fimiliar voice, he sprung around and there was Jak's uncle. "I say, you're
just in time for tea," smiled the Brittish elf, "would you like a cup?" Why not, with all
that runnin' around, he though he could use a lil snack. He went up and he escorted him to a
seat CLOSE next to him, EACH time Unlce took a sip he gave a devilish look at him. Something
was still wrong according to Daxter's senses, "You know," he spoke at last, "I've suddenly
noticed now sutunning you are."

"OH s***! NOT YOU TOO!! AS IF TWO MEN ISN'T BAD ENOUGH!"

"You have such a fine smell," he ruffled and sniffed Daxter's fur, "I could just take all
day smelling this!" he sighed lustly. Jak came in, seeing his uncle in quite a shock "UNCLE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" "Back off boy," He hissed, "Don't you see that uncle has 'bussiness'
to attend to?" Jak then yelled, "Bussiness my a**, you're steallin' my Daxxie poo!" The
farmer now barged in, "You mean my fuzzy-pie!" they ranted on as Daxter silped in
between the gaps and left once more, later chased by his new "fans". ~*~*~ Backgroung song: Macho ma, by Village People: Now playing ~*~*~
~*~*~ Body, body, body wanna feel my body, ~*~*~

If you can picture Daxter by a tree, Jak at a hut, Dax being alredy gone by the time
Jak get to the tree, by then Dax would now be on a rock. You can imagin what it would
look like seeing the three men, chasing after the animal in all scattered directions.
~*~*~ Body, body, body gonna thrill my body, ~*~*~

Later Dax hid in the mayor's hut collecting more breath, sadly he only got ONE split
secdonds. Jak, farmer, Uncle and NOW the Mayor were doing the Can-Can across the room.
The mayor winked at Dax and that was his cue to run in dreaded fear.

~*~*~ Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body, Body, body, body it's so hot my body, ~*~*~

When Dax got into Samos' hut, Sam poped out of no where and blew Dax a kiss; Dax instantly
dashed out once again, followed by Samos and the rest of the men. Keira saw her father in
shock, she even tried to pull Jak away. Jak pushed her aside, leaving her to ran up to
her room and cry. (No doupt some of you anti-Keira people would love to see THAT! @_^)

~*~*~ (Music) ~*~*~ Once again we have another crazed series of the wild Ottsel case, later the bird lady
whitnessed the men yelling sweete words at Dax while casing him. She widdened her eyes
in dissbelief then sighed, "the things they let into the world today."
After a few minuets Daxter thought of losing them in the jungle, boy was he wrong.

~*~*~ Every man ought to be a macho macho man, To live a life of freedom,
machos make a stand, ~*~*~

As he ran he also somehow gain MORE attraction. A lurker, a big snake and the once fishing
fisherman were now joining the villager's mad pursute of catching Daxter.

~*~*~ Have their own life style and ideals, Possess the strength and confidence,
life's a steal, ~*~*~

Now picture the whole people and animals gainning on Daxter... in slow-mation!

~*~*~ You can best believe that he's a macho man He's a special person,
in anybody's land. ~*~*~

In slow-mation, you can imagin the looks of horror in Daxter's face. When he
saw all those men behind him while running.

~*~*~ Hey! ~*~*~

See the camera shot of Jak.

~*~*~ Hey! ~*~*~

Then the farmer.

~*~*~ Hey, ~*~*~

Uncle...

~*~*~ hey, ~*~*~

Mayor...

~*~*~ hey! ~*~*~

Fisherman...

~*~*~ Macho, macho man (macho man) I've got to be, a macho man ~*~*~
~*~*~ Macho, macho man I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest) ~*~*~

Then you once again saw the men casing Daxter, still in slow-motion.

~*~*~ Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache) I've got to be, a macho man ~*~*~ ~*~*~ Macho, macho man I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders) ~*~*~ Daxter dashed and hid behind a bolder. Then he heard something strange, he soon noticed that
it was comming from a bush. He looked through it to see six elves. One was dressed as an
indian another a police, a cowboy, a contruction worker, a biker and an army soilder. They
were all singging and dancing to this fic's background song.

~*~*~ Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!) I've got to be, a macho man ~*~*~

"So that's why I'm hearing this crazy song!"

Soon Daxter made some more tracks to avoid his "addouring fans".

~*~*~ Backgroung song: Macho ma, by Village People: Faiding out! ~*~*~
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Daxter was now dragging himself all the way to the square, he thought of hiding in Samos'
hut. (Without Ol' Big Green knowing of course @_^) That was when he saw Keira, lookining as
pissed as hell and with eyes baggier than Onin's face, due to all the crying. Before Daxter
could say anything, he recived the most powerful slap a girl could ever give him. It would of
send him to Snowy Moutiain if he didn't land on a near by couch, "What was that for?"
"DAXTER HOW COULD YOU," yelled Keira, "STEALING MY JAK?!" "Your guess is as good as mine
baby." "DON'T YOU BABY ME!" "I'm seriouse, one minuet he was fine and now he's gay in the
next!" She began to strangel Dax "I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, GIVE ME BACK MY JAK NOW!!"
He struggel for air between words, "Could... you.... let... go.... now?" Still pissed she
droped him down with a hard force, giving him time to breath, "How can I get him back?"
"Get who back?" said a voice.

both the girl and the animal turned to see Vivian, "Viv, what are you doing here?" he asked.
"Business," she relpy, "now who are you trying to get back?" Keira blew up and tears flow
like a fountain in her eyes, "JAK LEFT ME FOR THAT... THAT ANIMAL!" she pointed to daxter.
Viv was strucked by the news and gave Daxter a look, "That's right Viv," said the ottsel,
"Jak went homofreaky on me!" Through the mist of Keira's girlish cry, givin' the couch a
nice wash Viv asked, "When did this happen?" "Right after Keira left to Samos," he stated,
"He took me deep in the forbidden Jungle," he took a deep sigh, "and kissed me!" Viv's eyes
widened, "No way!" Keira sobbed, "I wanna make Forbidden love with Jak in the Forbidden
Jungle, WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" They gave a look at Keira for a moment then looked at each other
once more, "This dosen't make sense," she shook her head, "How did this happen?"
"I don't know?" He exclaimed, "Wait a minuet!"

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Uncle ruffled and sniffed Daxter's fur, "I could just take all day smelling this!"

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The farmer got up and pulled his pants as he slowly came up to Dax, "You are the cutesst and
the most prettiest ball of fluff I've ever seen and you have the most heavenly smell."

********************************* End Flash-Back! *******************************************

"That it!" Smiled the animal, "Follow me girls!" He dashed out with the elf girls.

*** To Be Continued ***

Shark: Isn't it exciting!!? ^_^

Jak: Isn't it stupid!? -_-'

Keira: *walking over the tank with a harpoon gun* I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS SHARK! HOW DARE
YOU GOT ME CRYING A RIVER LIKE A SISSY GIRL! *started shooting*

Shark: *dodging the harpoons* YIPE! WOHHH! AIEE! @_@'

Daxter: *Jumped up and down* GO-KEIRA-GO! GO-KEIRA-GO! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO-BABY! :D

Jak: That's my girl! ;D

Vivian: Might as well do Shark's review's resopnd errons for her...

****************** Thanks to *******************

Amandaxter: It's still a secret waituntil I make a offishal tests with thses babies
and then I sell em' @_^.

Shark: Glad you love it, THAAAANKKKSS! *Still dodging Keira's harpoons* @_@'

Kiz, nobinoir and GWRYSD & Tora: Shark would be most thankful for all that....

Shark: YESS-I-WOOOOUUULLLLDDDD! AH-AH-AHHHHH! @_@'

Lady Tsuru: *Giggels* even I find it amusing... ^_^

Shark: Ain't I a genius?! *Dodged another harpoon* AI! FOR THE LOVE OF- WAHHHHHH!

Vivian: -_-''' and finaly...

Dreaming wolf: Shark whould so love your humorus review. Shark: thanks, ^_^

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Shark: Keira, if you don't stop shooting harpoons at me, I'll make Jak stay gay FOREVER! Jak and Daxter: @_@'' Keira: YOU WOULDN'T DARE! D::D *Keira put the gun down* Shark: Wise choice >:D..... that's all for now! *Keep on the feeding...*