Shark: Hello all you yummy readers! We are now comming to the Scince-fiction part of this fic.
Daxter: (Finally, something fresh comming from her brain!) >:)
Shark: *Threw a pebble HARD at Daxter* Come'on, my mind isn't always in the sewers, like
"Grim", it's not perverted, it's... it's... why am I spoiling it for you? *Sigh* So much for
my sychic appeal, now that the game's released...
Jak: Happily...
Shark: Now it's redeused to ulternate universe, still the fic must go on! ~_~
Daxter: Now can we go on with the fic already?
Shark: Yes we can.... ~_~
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Love Potion on. 10
Evening time: MUST... FIND... ANTIDOTE!
"Daxter, where are you taking us?" asked Viv as the two women followed the fuzz-ball, "To
where it all began!" While they followed the ottsel, Viv began to recognize the spot from
direction they were going,
"It can't be..."
Just now, Dax halted to a nearly dry puddle next to the dark erea that was once poor lighted.
"It is..."
"Before I saw Jak and Keira I was tossed out of Big Green's hut and landed into this puddle,"
said Daxter, Keira took a glance, "Are you saying that you think there is something in it
that made Jak gay?" "Actually," Viv sighed, "there is..." They both looked at her
when they heard voices, "DAXTER!" They turned to look at a HUGE crowd of men with devious
smiles. Daxter covered his horror with a laugh, "Did I mentioned that Jak was not the ONLY
"fan" here?" with that he made traks in full ottsel speed, followed by the "village people",
leaving the girls eatting dusts.
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By the time Daxter was getting close to the Sculptor's hut, his feet were immediately swiped
off of his trail. Next thing you know he was squirmming to thy kingdom come, then he looked
up to see Vivian, he turned to see Keira looking at the window in the Sculptor's hut,
"They're gone," Viv let go of Dax, "That's good," "I'll say, I don't want another moment
of kissing Jak's killer breath!" sighed the fur-ball. Keira gave a death look when he turned
to Viv, "Anyway what WAS in that puddle?" all eyes now turned to Vivian, "A perfume..." "Well
that can't be no everyday perfume lady!" he stated.
"It isn't," she sighed, "this perfume is highly concentrated with oysters and Lurker androgen fluids," "Andogen," he (WOW!) pondered, "Isn't that some kind of hormone?" She noded, "The growth and sex hormone, especialy for men,"
"Wow," He awed, "so what you saying is you was making a perfume specifically to atrack
men," he continued, "so you must of used Oysters as you said earlier as an Aphrodisiac." By
then the girls were struck by the ottsel's newly discovered intelligence (and so was the
Author @_@'), "But you knew that it would effect on ANYBODY and you didn't want that
so you..." It was then his face turned blue, "Don't tell me you went to some lurker to
collect that stuff?!" She smile, "A sleeping lurker," there was silence in the room, "Chill
fellas I tranquilized him first," He snaped out and clared his throght, "As I was saying, you
then used the lurker's fluids as a steroid so It'll work more on men and less on women," she
nodded in agrement, Daxter then added, "however the possibility of too much mussel and anger
development would be high." He stuck a pointed, finger pose at Viv, "and that's where the
Oyster's mojo comes in!" He winked at them and they just rolled their eyes. At last Vivian
spoke, "But that's not all, when I mixed them together it reeks!" Dax rubed two index fingers
in one as if he was sprinkleing something, "So you added some flowers to add the flavor,
right?" She laughed, "some Lavender and a few drops of Neroli essentail oils." Daxter
finished, "WELL CONGRADULATIONS LADY, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE A HORMONE TRIGGERING
PURFUME!" and ended with a solute that caused the girls to chuckle.
Keira now spoke, "But how did they get into the mud?" Viv answred, "Simple, it fell and broke
so I used water to make it weak," "Bad idea lady," Daxter exclaimed, "perfumes are oil based
chemicals!" "I know," she frownd, "I should of known better about oils being insoluble to
water." He folded his arms, "So what are we to do with the 'Vilage People'?" "Well the scent
has already effected thier system," Viv suggested, "so we have to make a chemical to reverse
it." Dax smiled, "Know any?" "Just a theory," she shruged, "I'm not sure if it will work."
Daxter hopped onto a table to be at Viv's eye level, "Look lady, theory or no theory," he
then yelled, "I ain't standing another day being cased by men!" He then hopped onto Viv and
shook her by the neck, "JUST DO THE DAMN THING ALREADY!" By now Keira pulled him off, giving
Viv time to fix herself in her usual fashion, "Okay okay I'll do it, this is what I thought
up."
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In the mist of Misty Island lurked a shadow, a small shadow and that shadow was Daxter!
(Daxter- Oh gosh Shark! That's like the most LAMEST intro you could ever give me! D:
What more can I say, the little animal went to Misty Island and he wasn't very happy about
it. But then again he would do ANYTHING to get Jak straight again. Yes folks, he was THAT
desperate.
(Daxter- YOU CAN BET YOUR ORBS ON THAT! D:)...)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In the scluptor's hut with Vivian, "Daxter I want you to go to Misty Isle," Daxter poped
his eyes and pointed to the dark land down yonder, "Over there?!" She smiled, "You don't
mind 'sleeping' with your friend?" He sighed, "Fine, what to do there?" She gave him a small
containor with straps fit for an ottsel's back. He opened it and it revealed an empty
injection neddle and another one with white substances in it.
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He climbed up a hill made of bones, if he was on Jak's sholders now his trip would of been
faster and less scary. Sadly he wasn't, so he had to climb this "mountainous" hill as fast
as his lil boby could take him, all the way to a cave at the top.
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He closed and placed it on his back as Viv spoke, "Go to Misty Isle and look for a
girl Lurker," She added, "They're usually found in a cave at the top of a bone hill, you
should find a nest there."
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He gave a big gulp before he walked into the cave and snucked behind rocks and bolders. Later
he looked down yonder to a rocky, twiggy nest and found a sleeping lurker. he climed down the
nest, along the way, he tripped.
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Viv pointed to the island, "When you get to a nest with the sleeping lurker, fist inject
her with the tranquilizor, you know EXACTLY how the story gose then."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The the back-containor flew off his back and landed next to the lurker with a tiny "clash".
Daxter thought, "SHIT!! WHY NOW!?" and continued down, when he got there he looked into the
containor and now got two news:
Good: the empty neddle is NOT broken.
Bad: (You guessed it!) The one WITH the tranquilizor IS...
(Shark- He-heh, ain't I wicked!? >:D)
"Damn," he muttered, "might as well get this over with." He took the neddle, next thing you
know, he was in a trance as he looked over at the sleeping lurker. This one however was a
bit smaller and has long mangeta hair. On it's face had an unusually firm, smooth, pink lips,
with tiny pointy teeth, a nose of a button and long lovely eye lashes. It wore nothing but
a loin-cloth and a band straped across it's "bumppy" chests, exposing it's curvy body. He
just gocked and blushed at his new discovery.
"That's a female?"
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"How can I tell a girl one from a boy one?" asked the little animal, Viv laughed, "You'll
know," then winked, "She shouldn't be too hard to spot." He reached for the door when she
called him back and walked up to him, "Here's a tip" she knelled down, "Lurkers are very
'sensitive' so for a better luck in your mission..." She leaned to his ears and whispered
something that made Daxter's ears and jaws drop and his eyes grew bigger than a crocodog.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Daxter sweardroped at the memory of it, he muttered, "Well, here goes nothing," he gave a
nervous sigh and reached for the lurker.
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Later on, a green haired girl was walking across the path of Rock village and closer to the
Bassin. She came across a little green hut with all sorts of plants displaying in and out of
it. "This must be the place," Keira thought, "I ought to take father here some times he'd
love it." As she entered, she meet a lady in green with twigs and leaves all over, "May I be
of service?" "Just some Lavender herbs and Neroli essentail oil please." The plant lady
handed her items, she paid for them and left.
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Meanwhile, there was a LOUD, LOUD, roar back at the cave and popped came a frantic ottsel
with a containor, running for his dear DEAR life. Followed by a male lurker, in fury over the
unlucky animal.
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In the same Village, Keira was now at the doc to buy some Oysters from a fisherman. She
would of brought it from the fish-guy back at her home if he wasn't so "busy".
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Daxter was now at the doc, dashing to the boat. He went to the motor and pulled the string,
sadly the motor didn't went on and so he had to pull again. At that moment the fumming
lurker was hot in his pursue, so Dax was really making some DESPERATE attempts with the
motor. Just when the lurker got to the very tip of the boat, the motor was on and going thus
the lurker fell off the doc with a 'plash' into the water.
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Keira went for the rendezvous at Viv's club, she saw her by the bar, "lovely, you've got
the goods," said Vivian. "Is Daxter here yet?" "Viv," they turn to see Daxter by
the door holding the neddle with an orangey fluid, "Got what you wanted! "Good," she
pointed her head to the hall, "this way." They followed her to a laboratory, with the help
of Keira and Daxter, making EXTRA sure not to spoil anything, they have compleated the
antidote Viv personaly called, the Anti-love potion.
Vivian smiled in admiration, "It's done," Keira whiped her sweat, "Now we can get the
villagers back to normal," "And more importantly get Jak back," said Daxter, who was rubbing
his sweat off with a towel, "so how are we gonna use it on em'?" Keira nodded at that point,
"Yeh, it's not like they would stand there and let you give it to em'," a smirk grew on Viv's
face, "Unless..." Keira gave a questioning look at her, but her eyes pointed to Daxter; it
took a while before she forms an evil grin, seeing what Viv had in mind. "What?" was all Dax
could say but was clouded by two devilish faces over him, all the animal could do was shiver
like a helpess pray, "Oh no you're not gonna."
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Me: Noticed, I've done some research on making perfumes, aphrodisiacs and hormones! ^_^'
Torn: Keep in mind people, she's no brain scientis, nor she EVER will be. So for all we know,
she could be just talkin' sh**, even a genius could see that!
Me: *droped a bolder on him.*
Torn: X_X
Me: ):, How did he get here? Anyway, on with the last fic!
*Keep on the feeding...*
