Shark: We have finaly come to the end of the fic.
Torn: THANK GOD!
Sig: I'll say, cause I don't know how much more I can stand reading this... IT'S SICK!
Shark: *Look to Jak and Dax* So boys get ready to PUCKER UP!
Jak: Just lovely... D:
Daxter: Don't sweat it, you just got to hold on a bit more. Besides it's NOTHING compare
to what she's getting me to do now.
Shark: Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!
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Love Potion No. 10.
Night time: HE'S BACK, THANK GOD!
*~*~*~*~ Background song: Brick house, by The Commodores: Playing! ~*~*~*~*
*Bass Gitar Intro*
*Whistle*
Pair of dazzleing slippers trampled across the wooden plats of the bridge. This was more
than enough to draw the men villager's attention, while their eyes glowed in delight at the
sight. Somebody had let out a whistle, in the flash of something pink on a furry chest and
the glittering of violet eyes, (Daxter's eyes looks purple to me.) it was no other than
Daxter in a pink dress and bando!
(Daxter: D: Jak, Torn and Sig: *Nodded* @_@")
"He's" a brick----house, he's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
He's a brick----house The fella's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back. He's a brick----house
Well, we're together everybody knows, and here's how the story goes.
Daxter did all he can to get the men to follow him, from flicking his tail to shaking his
booty. He even did a Little disco every once in a while and lured then to the Village square.
He knows she got everything, a 'guy' needs to get a man, yeah.
How can he use, the things he use, 2-3-2, OH, what a winning hand!
He's a brick----house, he's mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
He's a brick----house The fella's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back. He's a brick----house
He's the one, the only one, who's built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn]
While he was dancing his tail off, the girls began to spray something at the back of the
crowd. Within an instance the Lruker, who inhailed the perfume, now saw the crowd gocking at
an animal. He gave a disturbed look at the men and left them with their "business", same
gose a few snakes later on. Daxter did a few fancy "spray" dances around the crowd as most of
them got a little "itchy" to get close to him. In no time, their attenions for Daxter has
been wiped clear off their minds, one by one they went back to their own business until
the animal was dancing to himself.
*~*~*~*~ Background song: Brick house, by The Commodores: Faiding out! ~*~*~*~*
Vivian walked up to Daxter, "Now that takes care of your fan club." Keira shooked her head,
"All but one I didn't see Jak anywhere in the crowd," Viv asked, "Where else could he be?"
There was now fear in Dax's face, "In OUR hut," he gulped, "waiting for ME!" Viv looked
grimly at the animal, "Than it's up to you now," she gave him a tiny bottle with a dropper
cover. "Try and find a way to offer him a drink," she said, "Without him looking just put ONE
drop in his drink." "Why don't you do it?" the ottsel crossed his arms "I'd be caught," she
replyed, "Good luck." she walked off followed by Keira, "Yeah, see you tomorrow." He streched
out his hand to the walking women, "Wait, can't you at leaste walk to my hut with me?" Viv
shruged, "Why not?" and they all made their way to the hut. He noticed the skies are getting
dark. He looked at the vessil in his hand and though, "This is gonna be quite a battle."
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That night the two girls and animal where near a wondow at Daxter's hut. They carefuly peeped
through the window (Daxter however has to climb up the sill) to see Jak in the living room,
wearing a pink lingerie.
(Daxter and Jak: @______@"
Sig: Damn! @_@"
Torn: And I thought the rat was bad! @_@"
Me: heh-heh... >:D)
Daxter muttered, "Now that is just sick!" (Sig: You said it brother!) Keira twiched, "I
know!" Viv nodded, "I'll say, that thing SOO dose not look good on him." The two just looked
at her dumbstrucked, "Hey, some men look really good in women's cloathing," protested Viv,
"and Jak is certainly NOT one of them." Daxter picked up his courage with a sigh, "Well, here
gose nothing," jumped off from the window sill and set off to the door.
(Sig: Now there gose a BRAAAAVE lil animal! @_@"
Tron Jak and Me: *Noded* Amen... ~_~')
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As soon as Daxter laid foot into the hut, a deep soft voice filled the room, "You are here at
last," deep from the shadows came Jak, "I've been waiting for you." When Daxter heard all
that, he felt an arctic chill in his neck that streched down to his tail. "I knew you would,"
he gulped and landed on the couch. At that moment Jak's hands were above, around and they
picked him up, "Com'on Daxxie-poo let's take care of 'bussiness' in our room," "I'm doomed!"
was all the animal toughts.
All along the way, Daxter was squirmming from Jak's arm without sucssess, you can imagin the
extra effort he made when he saw the bedroom. Drenched in red laces, ribbons, frilly
strings, everything was covered in red.
(Sig: Can it get any worse that that?! @_@) Just to make things worse, there were candles all round and something on the now crimsion bed,
(Torn: Oh... yes it CAN! @____@") "THERE ARE ROSE PETALS ON THE BED TOO!? FU**!"
It was clare to him that That's exactly how he's gonna end up if he don't act soon.
(Jak: HURRY UP DAX! I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! @_________@""""
Torn: X_X I think I'm gonna be SICK!
Sig: I CAN'T LOOK! ^o^
Me: ...>:3...)
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The girls were by the window watching the scene in utter fright, Keira especialy, "Jak NO!"
Viv just shooked her head, "That animal is doomed!"
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In the bed, Jak pinned the struggleing animal flat on his stomatch, his tail was exposed to
the thin air. "You're all MINE!" Jak climbed on the bed when Daxter screamed, "WAAAAIIITT!"
Jak halted, Dax turn to see the blond boy's sparkleing blue eyes
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Keira at that moment gocked at Jak's eyes, "Damn they're beautiful!" Viv just cocked a brow
at her.
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"What's wrong daxxie-poo," he asked in his dreamy (me: *sigh*) eyes that suddenly went flashy
with excitment, "You want to go 'in' first?" Daxter tried not to looked discussed at that
question, "HELL NO!" was the first thing in his mind. He crawled up to him and "romanticly"
gliued his hands up Jak's, "I was thinkin' of havin' a cup of hot chocolate before we
'play'." Jak smiled in delight, "Ouuu, that sounds sweet!" Daxter jumped off the bed and out
of the room in a slightly drastic fashion, "I'll be back with the beverage 'baby'!" "While
you're at it," said Jak, "Bring a bowl of whip cream from the fridge so I can smug it all
over you!" Sence Jak could only see his back at that time, he took the time to release his
true feelings about that comment, then he said, "I'll remember that 'angle cheeks'!" and
left the giggleing blond.
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Keira sighed, "Now talk about a CLOSE shave," she wiped her sweat with her hand.
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(Jak: Oh gosh! THAT IS SOOO GIRLY! D:,
Torn: Uh, Sig? You can open your eyes now... D:,
Sig: Did he did "it"? ~_~
Jak: No.... ,:D
Sig: @_@ THANK GOODNESS! ^_^
Daxter: I'm not out of the woods yet though! ,:(
Jak, Sig and Torn: ,:( true.... )
The animal was now at the kitchen, "Now THAT was a close shave," he sigh as he made with the
drinks. When he was done he tought, "What could be a better time to use the antidote than
THIS?" he grined, took the package Viv gave him and took out the vessil. He hopped onto the
table, he scratched his head, "Now how would I know which cup I should give?" He looked
around and found at the corner table a cup with coloured straws, he placed a red one in one
cup then the blue on in the next, "Now the finishing touch." He placed the vessil carefully
over the cup with the blue straw and placed one drop of the antidote. In an instance Jak's
voice was heard, "Daxter?" that caused Daxter to spill out MORE dosage out of the vessil and
was heading down into the cup. Thankfuly Daxter moved the cup in a flash, so the drops are
now on the table instead. He took a moment to breath before he spoke, "What is it 'angle
cheeks'?" Jak replied, "Could you bring some cherries too?" A little pissed, he looked at
the fridge and remembered Jak's favor he shruged, "Sure, why not!" He looked back at the cups
and noticed one of the drinks is abnormaly black, he said in his thoughts, "I'll need them to
cover your drink anyway."
In no time the little animal was at the bedroom with the drinks, "I got your drinks for you
'angle cheeks'." "Thank you," he glanced girlishly at his drink, "and you even took the goal
to put whip cream and a cherry on em', how sweet!" They cheers and each took their sips,
Daxter looked at Jak in desperate hope that Jak would be normal. He can see the lustrous heat
in Jak's eyes when he looked at him, it really gave him the creeps.
(Torn: With a look like that, I'd be getting the creeps myself. ,:(
Sig: ,:o Amen!)
Jak looked blank when they were done, Daxter assumed the antidote is taking it's effect.
Slowly he creeped up to him and asked, "Jak, you okay buddy?" Jak knocked out of it still
a little blank, "there's something odd in my drink."
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Keira and Viv glanced at each other with happiness, Keira silently squealed, "Viv, I think
your antidote works!" Smilling at the window Viv said, "Don't count on it yet."
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(Jak: ALRIGHT! I'm back! :D
Torn, Sig and Daxter: ^____^)
As he heard this, Daxter creped a smile of exitment. Before long Jak pinned on top of Dax,
back against the bed and giggled, "Oh well, you must of added cinnamon or something." Now
Daxter was the one looking blank.
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Viv just gocked and Keira cover her mouth with her hands in fear, "No..."
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(Torn: Sh****! @_@"
Sig: Damn! ,:o
Daxter: Fu***! ~_~
Jak: NOOOOOOO!^o^
Me: *turned into BlackShark* Heheh-heheh... >:D)
Jak leaned his head closer to Daxter's and hissed, "Enough delaying Daxxie-poo," his lips
came CLOSER to his, "Let's take care of 'bussiness'." With it he pressed his lips and tongue
HARD on Daxter's, as if out of lustful starvation. At the same time, his free hand was on a
rampage all over the fuzzy animal's body. The animal sqirmed, wiggled, making valiant attemps
to brake free of the blond's grip, only to be pinned even harder by the force of his massive
sweaty body. His eyes would even pop whenever the blond's hand went to one or two of his
places, I'd rather not mentioned. He would moan in dispair and greif in Jak's lethal breath,
(Daxter: And I DO mean lethal! YUCK!!! I'm surprised I'm still alive through all this!! X_X)
Even after Jak parted his lips for air (hey, the man's gotta breath you know). Jak
embraced every five, snail-paced minuets of it, he just love to feel and fondle the
fuzziness of his "lover's" fur. It felt so good, yet somehow it was not enough, he wanted
more. So once again both of his hands pinned Daxter, his lips left for his tongue to explore
all of the fuzz-ball's body, licking him like a mother cat cleaning her kitten. There was
never a spot he missed and I mean NEVER, the animal just can't help but scream in dreaded
horror every time his tounge landed on his fur. Dispite of the satin taste of fur, it was
STILL not enough for Jak, he wanted MORE. He knew that there's only one way to bring TRUE
plessure to his night.
(Tron: @_______@""" You don't mean?! No! Not that! Anything but THAT!
Sig: Oh gosh, I REALLY CAN'T LOOK! ~_~
Daxter: That fish has gone CRAZY! @_______@"""""
Jak: ;_; *Down to his knees* Please B.S. I beg of you! FOR THE LOVE OF MAR!!)
In an instant he fliped Daxter to his stomuch with ease and once again got ready for the
big blow. This would of been the end for Daxter if he didn't thought up another scheam. Jak
was in centimeters to his destination when Daxter yelled, "I WANNA GO 'IN' FIRST!"
(Daxter: WHAT THE SAM FREAK AM I SAYING?!! O:) ...
Torn: .......... )
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The girls just stood there dumbstrucked when they heard this, they looked at each other pale,
Keira managed to mutter, "Has Daxter gone gay too?" Same gose with Viv, "I guess my
antidote didn't work." As pale as Keira's face was, you could still see the tears flowing,
"this could change my life forever." Like a blank robot with some hidden life, Viv petted
her, "I'm sorry it had to be this way."
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As if on que, Jak's stary eyes suddenly turn usually dark he just looked at him puzziled,
"What are you talking about Dax?" Daxter just stood theredullstruked and so did the girls
outside, Jak went on, "Why am I wearing a lingerie and why the f**** is our roon frilled up
with f******n' RED?!" Daxter was thinking hard about what to say, the first thing that came
out of his mouth was, "You was sleeping with someone?" Jak gave a blank look at Dax then it
shifted into a blushing smile and scratched his head, "Really..." Daxter continued with a
chierrie tone, "Yeh, you was," he nodded, "I don't know who you did 'it' with, I've just
found you here," Jak's face then looked a bit more alert, "Wait a minuet," Daxter was about
to give a panic look, Jak shruged, "how come I don't remembered ANYTHING of that 'moment',"
he cocked a brow, "All I remembered was that I was standing with you and Keira?" Dax gave an
obviouse look at his best friend, "WELL DUH! She must of druged you to sleep while you where
standing somehow and took you without anyone looking." he showed off the room, "For all we
know she even set up the room too."
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Keira gave an evil ponder at Daxter's fib, "Now why didn't I think of THAT?" Viv just looked
at her.
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For a while Jak looked stern at Dax but then he dismissed and when off to change to his PJ's,
"Oh well, it's late," He streched and went to bed, "I'll fix this room in the morning," and
he's off to dream land in an instant.
Before Daxter could hit the sack, he crawled up to the window where the girls were watching,
"He's back, thanks Vivian," she smiled, "No prob." Keria yarned and streched, "It's gettin'
late, see you in the morning," and walked off, Viv waved goodbye to Keira then turned to Dax,
"I must be off too, goodnight Daxter," and left. After a glance at the stars, he dashed to
his side of the bed and slept.
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In the next day it was wet, I'm talkin' ankle deep wet. Though the village was as gloomy as
a grave, inside Keira's hut was festive and bright, Vivian and Daxter was having drinks and
sandwiches for lunch. "I'm glad Jak's back to his straigt self," Viv smiled as she took a
sip of her iced-tea, "I'll say," Daxter noded, "I don't know if I can take another night of
Jak's 'leathal weapon'." She laughed for a while until they saw Keira traking cross the room
with a black bag, she placed it behind the couch and left to her room. They looked oddly at
her but Dax snaped out of it, "Anway what are you going to do with all the perfumes?" She
smiled, "Well sense you've 'tested' one for me," Daxter looked stern at her, she giggled a
bit, "What better time to sell em' than this?" "Oh boy..." was all Daxter thought as he
rolled his eyes. Once again they were disturbed by Keira, this time she was carrying a club
in one hand and a communicator in another, apperantly she was calling Jak to come over here.
She stolled herself next to the enterance as if she was hiding. Before either of them could
say a word, Jak came in, "Hey Viv, Dax, have you seen..." at that very moment she took club
and BRAM!!! Jak was most definatly out cold after that, she took her bag, placed it on top of
Jak and began to drag the helpless blond. She looked at the two with an EVIL smile, "Thanks
for the 'tip' Dax and the 'stuff' Viv," Viv just looked puzzled at her, "But I didn't..."
she then relized as Keira winked at her and continued to drag Jak like crazy. They just stood
there for a moment then Viv finaly spoke, "She took my Love Potion," then broke a laugh,
"here we go again!" Daxter now came to reality, "So Viv, how much are you sellin' this stuff
for?"
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Daxter: Now this is just maximum s***!
Sig: Indeed!
Me: Well I think this is my last J&D fic, now onto Jak2! but first, review's reponds!
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Dreaming Wolf- Very amuseing, worthy of my exellence!
Daxter: You mean shit!
Me: D: Daxter: NEXT! :D
Lady Tsuru- Guess what my lady! You have MUCH more that you wanted!
Torn: Which means, you've been readin' OH SOO much shit! You'd might wind up having
"eyes burn" or "upset eyes"... >:D
Jak: Alas, another UNsatisfied customer! >;D
Me: D:
DarkJakLuver&Tora- I hope you've had some time cause here's more. Ah yes, another worshiper.
:D
Sig: Or not!
Amandaxter- Wait no more AD!
Daxter: Cause she's got more garbage for you to tollerate! >:D
Me: WHOULD YOU ALL STOP WITH THE CRITISISUM?!!!!
Kiz and nobinoir- Yay!! More woshipers...
Daxter: What worshipers? I bet they only say these things as a sign of sympathy for you, for being such a s**ty aurthor! :D
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Daxter: Hey! what about Joey? Arn't ya gonna respond to him/her?
Me: What for?
Jak: You have to admit Shark, your fic is the only thing like it, so "rear". >;)
Sig: Look lil lady, you're lucky you only have ONE flame!
Torn: If the other reviewers aren't soo nice, they'd shower you with "praises" worthy of your
"createtivity".
Me: If ya all are gonna act like that, FINE! I'm gonna write fics you'd NEVER seen me write
and you'll be sorry!
Torn: Sure.... >:)
Sig: M-hmmm! >:)
Jak: Whatever! >:D
Daxter: Good luck! Heh-heh... >:D
Me: (Yes... Enjoy while you can BOYS!) >:D
~Keep on the feeding...
