To my reviewers-
Neo-Link Cross- I'm feeling generous today, so you just might get what you
want in the story. (Key word: MIGHT!)
arisasora- Would you like to be in the competition for Legolas?
Dishrag1313- Watch who you're calling a mortal! And you can't have Roy. . .
actually, I might think about it. (Again. Key word: MIGHT!)
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Dani- I feel like being in this chapter!
APD- Hello Dannie!
Meggy- YOU CAN'T COMPETE FOR LEGOLAS!!!
Dani- Since you thought that was what I'm here for, I'LL WHACK U WIT MAH
GLOW STICK!!! MWHA!
Lin- Sorry, but the position of completely insane is taken!
Dani- Well, I'm gonna steal it! Along with Frodo!
Sam- NOOOOOOOO!!! FRODO IS MINE!!!!
Dani- Get lost, fool!
Frodo- *freaked out* O_O
Dani- FRODO!!!!
Frodo- *hides behind Aragorn*
Aragorn- Why are you cowering behind me?
Frodo- Because she's scary!
Aragorn-*leaves for no apparent reason*
Frodo- *is now vulnerable to attack from Dani*
Dani- YEEEEE!!! *chases Frodo around everywhere*
APD- CALM DOWN!
All- *freeze*
APD- Much better! Sam and Dani can compete for Frodo.
Announcer Guy- Hello, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to-
Rosie- SAMWISE GAMGE!
Sam- Oops. . . Uh, gotta go!
AG- Well, I guess that means. . . DANI WINS!
Dani- *continues to chase Frodo*
Link- *walks up to Zelda* Hello, Zel!
"Zel"- Don't call me that!
Link- Sorry, Zel.
Zelda- Do you HAVE to be so darn ANNOYING?
Link- Am I? I'm sorry.
Zelda- *sighs* Fine. I forgive you. *ESPing APD* This is all your fault if
Roy dumps me!
APD- *evil plans hatching* Link! Over here a second!
Link- What?
APD- I SAID OVER HERE!!! KEY WORD: HERE!
Link- Yeesh! *walks over to APD* What is it?
APD- *whispers something in Link's ear*
Link- : ) You got it!
APD- Very good! *vanishes*
Narr- Back in that little secret place we all love. . .
Legolas- *brushes his hair* MUCH better! *admires his reflection*
Roy- Shut up!
Legolas- I got the mirror!
Roy- SHUT UP!
APD- *appears* I have some bad news for you, Roy.
Roy- O.O What?
APD- It's about Zelda.
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MUAHAHAHAHA!!! CLIFFIE! Please keep reading and reviewing! ^_^