Dark Kurama: ^__^ Hello! And welcome to Yu Yu Hakusho theater.

Crystal Fangz: ^__^ Yes! We try to show your favorite

childhood storie, poem, or song.

Dark Kurama: Yep! Now on with the fic. Hiei! Disclaimer!

Hiei: -__-; I hate this job...

Dark Kurama: . Don't make me bring up the smore incident...

Hiei: O.O''' U wouldn't!

Dark Kurama: *grins* Oh, Kurama!

Hiei: NNNOOO!! Dark Kurama owns nothing! U hear me nothing!

All she owns is herself, Crystal Fangz, and Yukie!

*runs off stage*

Dark Kurama: ^^; I loose more disclaimers that way....

Warning: Rating will go up in later chapters to get it to PG-13

and the stories are not the exact as the real ones.....

^^; heehee...

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Crystal Fangz: ^__^ Hello, and welcome to the first performance of

Yu Yu Hakusho Theater!

Dark Kurama: Today's story is...... Hiei and the Fox

(peter and the wolf)

Crystal Fangz: And the cast is.....(insert drum role)

Yukie: Hiei as Hiei!

Kurama as the Fox!

Yusuke as the Cat!

Kuwabara as the Duck!

Botan as the Bird!

Koenma as Grandpa!

Karasu as the Hunters!

and Crystal Fangz as the anouncer dude!

Karasu: ^___^ YEAH!! I GET TO CHASE KURAMA!

Kurama: ^^; *gulps* heehee

Hiei: *reads script* O.O it says I kill Kurama and he chases me!

*turns head* I will not do it!

Kurama: *turns into Yoko* Ah...Come on! I like the part where

i chase you!

Hiei: *blushes*

Dark Kurama: ^__^ HIEI'S BLUSHING!! *pulls out camera*

^__________^ BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!

Hiei: :( GIVE ME THE CAMERA!!

Dark Kurama: Back off or...or...

Hiei: -__-; Stop repeating and tell me what u r going to do...

Dark Kurama: O.O I KNOW!! HEY YOKO!! I THINK HIEI STOLE ALL

THE SMORES AT THE STAFF TABLE!!

Hiei: O.o Staff table? Smores?..... O.O NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Runs off*

Yoko Kurama: :( HIEI COME BACK WITH MY SMORES!!!

*runs after Hiei*

Yukie: . u do know you just lost the two main characters

in the story, don't ya?

Dark Kurama: O.O dang.... ^__^ I KNOW!! *snaps fingers*

Yukie: O.O A PLATE OF SMORES?! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TA DO

WITH THESE!!

Dark Kurama: ^__^ Jus Watch!

*Sounds of feet*

Yoko Kurama: ^___^ SMORES!!! *engulfs smores*

Crystal Fangz: Where is Hiei?

Dark Kurama: In the changing room. *yelling* WHERE ALL OF THE REST

OF YOU SHOULD BE!

Everyone: O.O'''' *runs off to change*

Dark Kurama: ^____^ All right here is Hiei and the Fox!

Oh, if ya don't know about the smore thing, i'll tell ya at the end.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~At Hiei's House~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Crystal Fangz: One morning, a young boy named Hiei opened his gate

and walked out into the big green meadow.

*Hiei walks out in farmboy outfit*

Hiei: . *stares at Dark Kurama* You suck...

Crystal Fangz: AHEM!

Hiei: ^^;

Crystal Fangz: Anywayz, On the branch of a tree sat a bird.

*No bird to be seen* HELLO! I SAID "ON THE BRANCH OF A TREE

SAT A BIRD!!!

Botan: I can't get up!

Crystal Fangz: USE YOUR OAR!

Botan: ^^; I don't know where it is.

Crystal Fangz: . grrrr....

Dark Kurama: BRING IN THE CRANE!

*Crane comes and puts Boton in a tree*

Crystal Fnagz: And the bird said:

Botan: ALL IS QUIET!

Hiei: *has hands over ears* if u r a bird, DON'T YELL!!

Botan: ^^; sorry...

Crystal Fangz: Then a duck came waddling around. He was glad

that Hiei had not not closed the gate, and seeing that it was open,

decided to take a swim in the deep pond.

*tries to waddle to the small swimming pool, but falls face forward*

Kuwabara: OUCH!!!

Hiei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crystal Fangz: An then the HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bird came HAHAHAHAHAH and

said AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *falls on ground laughing*

Botan: What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?

Kuwabara: *spits out water* Well, what bird are you if you can't swim.

*Kuwabara tries to dive into pool, but knocks himself out*

Kuwabara: @_____@

Botan: O.O

Hiei: ^________________________^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crystal Fangz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dark Kurama: . I guess i'll take over.... While the bird and the

duck kept arguing or laughing in this matter, something caught Hiei's

attention. A large cat came prowling through the grass thinking to

himself.

Yusuke: That little bird is arguing with the duck, I'll just grab

her while she is busy. O.o Wait, a little bird? She doesn't look

little to me.

Botan: *eye twitching* Yusuke.....

Yusuke: ^^; sorry. *to himself* . not...

Dark Kurama: -__-; I'm going to continue now. Very carefully on his

velvet paws, the cat crept towards the bird. When Hiei said:

Hiei: DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!

Botan: AND WHY SHOULDN'T I LOOK BEHIND ME!!!

*sees Yusuke in a garfield the cat outfit*

O.O AHHHHHHH!!!! ATTACK OF THE FAT CATS!! RUN!!!

*runs up tree*

Yusuke: -_-; I feel a lot of love in this room...

Hiei: ^_____^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dark Kurama: While the cat decided to climb the tree or not, Hiei's

grandfather came from the house. He was very upset at Hiei for not

getting his permission to come to the meadow.

Koenma: The meadow is a dangerous place! A fox could come out of the

forest, then what would you do? Then what?!

*Tries to walks towards Hiei, but falls from standing on the stilts*

Hiei: . Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

Koenma: Shut it Hiei! And read the script!

Hiei: I don't need a script!

Dark Kurama: Then a giant gust of wind blew the incredibly short

Hiei into the house as a fox appeared at the forests edge.

Yukie: O.o Wind? ^___^ AH HA!! *grabs giant fan* Here goes nothing!

Hiei: O.O AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Gets blown into house*

Koenma: O.O AAHHHHHH!!! *hit in head with stilts* @___________@'''

Dark Kurama: ^______^ When the cat saw the fox he jumped on to

the tree and hit the bird, causing them to become unconcious on

the tree branch.

Yusuke: O.o Huh?

Yukie: ^_^ I always wanted to do this! *Grabs giant mallet*

*hits tree branch*

Botan: O.O'''

Yusuke: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Hits Botan*

Botan: @_____________@

Yusuke: X__X

Yukie: ^__^ YES! DIRECT HIT!! GO ME!!!

Dark Kurama: . Yeah, then the fox snuck up behind the duck.

*No fox to be seen*

Dark Kurama: O.o Um, Hello? Yoko? Where are you?

Yukie: o.o All is quiet...

Dark Kurama: . Shut it. O.O Wait i got an idea!

Hiei: *rolls eyes* Yeah...

Dark Kurama: ^__^ HEY YOKO!! I THINK I SEE A SMORE FILLED DUCK!!

*Face appears at edge of forest*

Yoko: O.o smore?

Dark Kurama: *nods head* Yep! Smores!

Yoko: ^___^ SMORE!!

Dark Kurama: Yeah, and all ya have ta do is eat that ugly duck over

yander.

Yoko: O.o It looks diseased in those feathers. Does whatever it has

contagious?

Dark Kurama: o.o the custome isn't that bad...^__^ But yeah, that's

what ya do!

Yoko: . if you r sure.

*Eats Kuwabara in one bite*

*Kuwabara haters cheer*

Yukie: O.O Where did they come from?!

Dark Kurama: o.o i don't know... SECURITY!!!

*nothing*

Dark Kurama: -__-; Dang it. KURA GET IN HERE!!

Kura: O.o Wha?

Dark Kurama: Get your butt in here and get rid of them!

Kura: Oh, okay.

Dark Kurama: -_-; hopeless...

Yukie: *nods head in agreement* I agree.

Hiei: o.O Who is that?

Dark Kurama: That is my other muse, Kura.

Yukie: okay...

Kura: *steals Kurama's rose whip* *hits Kuwabara haters in the head*

Kuwabara haters: X.x

Kura: ^_____^

Dark Kurama: Well, after the fox ate the duck Hiei came out and

climbed the ledge of the tree. And since the bird and the cat were

both out threw them both at Yoko, which knocked him out, and turned

him back into Kurama.

Kurama: O.o Where am I?

Dark Kurama: . In a play, stupid.

Kurama: O.O Crap!!! I forgot about the play!

Dark Kurama: :( THAT IS IT!! KURA!

Kura: Uh?

Dark Kurama: Put him in the tank of 20,000 rabid fan girls!

Kura: Okay. *turns towards kurama* Bad, littel Kurama!

Kurama: O.O'''

Kura: *grabs Kurama and pulls him off stage*

Dark Kurama: Since there is no more fox, Hiei got a hunting

license and lived happily ever after hunting down the little

bird that yelled.

*everyone bows*

*Botan runs across stage*

Botan: YOU CAN'T HURT ME!

Hiei: YEAH! I GOT ME A LICENSE!!

Botan: O.O'''

*Hiei chases Botan*

Everyone: ^___^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Dark Kurama: THE END!!!!

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Dark Kurama: The smores incident was in my story that got deleted.

If any of you read Hiei and the Chatroom you would know.

Well, Kurama got a hold of the smores and chaos insued as he became

very hyper and smores crazy over them.

^^; tried my best to summerize that so, yeah.

Kura: ^___^ Plz R&R! Flames are welcome for SMORES!!!

*Yoko appears*

Yoko: PLEASE BRING ME SMORES!!!!

Dark Kurama: That was threatning and asking nicely in one sentence.

Kura: ^__^ THEN IT SHOULD BE CALLED THREATMANTIC!

Dark Kurama: . thats what ppl call being threatning and romantic.

Kura: O.o Really?

Dark Kurama: -__-; Plz R&R.

Crystal Fangz: YEAH!! PLZ R&R!!!!