Dark Kurama: ^________^ I got Reviews!
Kura: ^_^ YEP! And now u can review other stories too!
Dark Kurama: . Yes, the war between me and my computer is over...
but the war to get back the smores has just begun....
Hiei: ^^; i said i was sorry...
Dark Kurama: . since when are u truely sorry.. hnn...
Hiei: ........
Dark Kurama: I WAS RIGHT!! U LITTLE LIER!!!
*chases Hiei*
Kurama: Anyways, Dark Kurama doesn't own anything, all she
owns is five dollars and a plate of smores. She couldn't
find the whole thing of "Daisey, Daisey, etc." so sorry. ^^;
So, with that over, here is Hiei Found a Peanut!
Hiei: O.O WHY ME?!
Dark Kurama: Don't know... Just once i read it, it was either u or
Yusuke, but i thought you'd be the best for the job.
Hiei: u baka demon torturer...
Dark Kurama: ^____^ I know...
NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!
Dark Kurama: i'll explain the smore thing later.
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Hiei Found a Peanut
Dark Kurama: Here is today's cast:
Kura: Anouncer
Hiei: person who finds peanut
Kuwabara: Peanut
Kurama: Docter
Touya: Operation guy
Yusuke: Guy at the gates of Heaven
Koenma: Guy at the gates of hell
Kura: Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now;
Hiei: What peanut? I see no peanut!
Yukie: ^^; Sorry! *drags something like a brown bag in*
HERE YA GO! *throws bag at Hiei*
Hiei: O.O''''' SMACK!
*Gets hit by bag*
Hiei: @_________@''
Kuwabara: ^^; now i'm gonna get it...
Kura: Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.
Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now;
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.
Hiei: O.o How am i supposed to crack it open?
Dark Kurama: ^__^ USE YOUR SWORD!
Yusuke: YEAH! USE IT NOW!!
Kurama: Violence is not the answer!
Hiei: ^___^ Sorry Kurama, but i'm going to go with choice
number one!
Kuwabara: O.O''' Epp!!
*Hiei swings sword at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: @________@'''
Hiei: o.o He isn't injured in anyway... Just this stupid costume
is cut in half.... I think i need a new sword...
Kura: . Ahem...
Hiei: o.o
Kura: *rolls eyes*
It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just right now;
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.
Kuwabara: :( HEY! I FIND THAT OFFENSE!
Hiei: . I agree with what she said...except that your brain
is rotten too....
Kuwabara: HEY! WHY DON'T U JUST SHUT UP SHORTY!! AND LEAVE ME AlONE!
Hiei: ^__^ Nope! Kuwabara torture is my favorite past time.
Kuwabara: . ........jerk....
Hiei: . baka ningen.......
Kura: . Ahem...
Kuwabara: Kuso! I ran out of insults!
Hiei: HA! u only said one! u r a loser and a poor person when it
comes to comebacks!
Kuwabara: ............
Kura: :( HELLO!!!!! *bangs Hiei's head with microphone*
Hiei: OUCH!! *gets shocked*
Hiei: @_________________@"" *eye starts twitching*
Kuwabara: O.O'''
Dark Kurama: O.O i now see why his hair is all spikey....
^___^ Static electricity is bad for a fire demon's hair!
And that is Hiei's beutiy tip for today, folks!
Kura: ^__^ THAT'S BETTER!
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now;
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.
Hiei: @________@
Kuwabara: HA! U CAN'T EAT ME LIKE U DID LAST TIME!
Dark Kurama: We'll see about that....
*whistles* Come here Dagger!
Kuwabara: O.o Who's Dagger?
Dark Kurama: ^_^ My pet fox.
Kuwabara: o.O How can your punny fox eat me?
Dark Kurama: . let's just say he has split personalities...
Dagger: grrrr.....
Kuwabara: O.O'''
*gets eaten by Dagger*
Dagger: ^________^
Dark Kurama: Now here are the Kuwabara haters to laugh at Kuwabara:
Kuwabara Haters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dark Kurama: ^__^ Back to u Kura!
Kura: Got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach just now;
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.
Hiei: *dizzy* Ow! i think i have a head ache.
Kura: I said stomach ache! *punches Hiei*
Hiei: OWWWWWWWWW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Kura: For not following the story and for the SMORES!
Dark Kurama: *nods head* YEAH!
Hiei: .
Yusuke: . ouch...
Kura: Called the docter, called the docter,
Called the docter just now;
Just now I called the docter,
Called the docter just now.
Hiei: Do i have to?
Dark Kurama: Yes!
Hiei: . he is so gonna be mad about what i did...
Dark Kurama: ^__^ That's why he's the docter! revenge is so sweet....
Phone: ring...ring....ring....
Hiei: o.o please don't answer.
Kurama: *picks up phone* . Hello.
Hiei: O.O'''''
Kurama: Hello?!
Hiei: ......... o.o'' ......
Kurama: U had better not be one of those little kids who keep
prank calling me...If u r, i have caller id and will come over
and destroy your phone in a million pieces or if u r Hiei, just
get some penicilin for your stomache ache and NEVER COME TO MY
HOUSE AGAIN!!!
Hiei: O.O"""
Kurama: ^___^ GOOD DAY! *slams phone*
Kurama: KUSO! THE DANG THING WON'T GO ON TO THE RECIEVER!
Yukie: ^___^ I'll do it! *slams phone and breaks*
Kurama: O.O
Yukie: ^^; opps?
Hiei: o.o i am afraid... i am very afraid....
Yusuke: o.O whoah. Hiei got dissed by Kurama...
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kura: Penicilin, Penicilin,
Penicilin just now;
Just now I got Penicilin,
Penicilin just now.
Hiei: O.O I am not taking this crap!
Dark Kurama: *mischievious look* Oh, but i think u r...
Hiei: no, sorry, but i think i'm not....
Dark Kurama: Well if i recall, i wasn't the one that got in trouble
with Kurama...
Hiei: . fine, i'll take it but u have to make sure to keep this
quiet.
Dark Kurama: ^_^ SURE! *shoves penicilin down Hiei's throat*
Hiei: AGHHHH!!!!! *spits out penicilin* IT'S POISONED!!
Dark Kurama:We're gonna skip the operation part, becuase we'll
have a very outraged Hiei if we use his sword against him...
Hiei: . Damn right!
Touya: HEY! THAT WAS MY ONLY PART THOUGH!
Dark Kurama: Don't worry, we'll do something else for u later.
Kura: Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now;
Just now i died anyway,
Died anyway just now.
Hiei: O.O''
Dark Kurama: *pushes Hiei* opps. *acts innocent*
Kura: Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,
Went to heaven just now;
Just now i went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven just now.
Yusuke: Sorry Hiei, but i can't let ya in.
Hiei: :( AND WHY NOT, URAMESHI!?
Yusuke: ^^; it says i'm not to in the script...
Hiei: . i see.... But if u r lieing to me, don't expect mercy!
Yusuke: ^^;; *jumps behind gate and locks it 10 times*
Hiei: O.O What are u doing?!
Yusuke: Ensuring my safety, from your rath of Hieiness.
Hiei: o.O What?!
Kura: Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now;
Just now Heaven didn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.
Went the other way,
Went the other way,
Went the other way just now;
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.
Hiei: -_-; Darn, i thought i was going to candy land...
Crystal Fangz: ^-^ If u survive, I'LL TAKE U TO CANDY LAND PERSONALLY!
Cauz i'm the ruler of CANDY LAND!!
Hiei: . your muse doesn't know the difference between sarcastic and
reality..
Dark Kurama: I know, but she should stop eating sugar 24/7, mabey
she would know the difference. Plus, she only thinks she is the ruler
of Candy Land because she beat me.
Hiei: :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dark Kurama lost at a little kid game!
Crystal Fangz: :( HEY!!! Candy Land is not just for kids!
Kura: . back to the story...
Hiei: Can u let me in?
Koenma: Sorry Hiei, can't let u pass.
Hiei: -_-; i hate to ask, but why?
Koenma: O.o to tell ya the truth i don't know.
Hiei: Well, let me in! I played stupid delivery boy for u, NOW
LET ME IN!
Koenma: O.O'' *jumps behind gate and locks it* ^^; sorry..
Hiei: . oh, i bet u r Koenma. I bet u r....
Koenma: o.o epp...
Kura: Didn't want me, Didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now;
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.
Hiei: . I see a pattern in all of this...
Crystal Fangz: O.o Really?
Hiei: *rolls eyes* yeah....
Kura: :( I WILL NOT TAKE ANYMORE INTERUPTIONS! WE ARE GOING TO FINISH
THIS NOW AND NOT LATER!!
Everyone: O.O''''
Kura: ^__^ Much better people! Now lets finish!
Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now;
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream just now.
Hiei: . Really? It was a dream? I thought it was a nightmare!
Dark Kurama: So?
Hiei: -_-;
Kura: Then i woke up, then i woke up,
Then i woke up just now;
Just now i woke up,
I woke up just now.
Hiei: -_-; If i just woke up, how was i awake for the whole thing?
Dark Kurama: Don't question the announcer!
Hiei: o.o fine.
Kura: ^___^ I LOVE THIS LAST PART!
*Dark Kruama looks at script*
Dark Kurama: O.O ^__^ I love it too!!
Hiei: This can't be good....
Kura: *in loud voice*
FOUND A PEANUT! FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW!
Hiei: D HA! U HAVE NO PEANUTS!
Dark Kurama: . thats what u think... KURA!
Kura: ^_^ HERE YA GO! *throws two bags at Hiei*
Yusuke/Touya: O.O''' CRAP!!
*both hop out of room*
Hiei: @___________@''
Kura: THE END!!
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Dark Kurama: There, i put ya in Touya!
Touya: YEAH! But, did ya have to put me in as a peanut?!
Dark Kurama: o.o but i still put ya in....
Touya: . yeah. That was a big part... Uh hu..Sure..
Dark Kurama: U JERK!!! *knocks out Touya*
Touya: X.X''
Everyone: ^^;
Dark Kurama: Sorry if this chapter is bad, i've got four tests
to study for. AND WE HAVE TWO IN HISTORY! What's with that!
It's history! And by the time i get to school, it will be even
more in the past!
Kurama: ^^; Calm down.... *holds out bag of pixie sticks*
Dark Kurama: O.O SUGAR!!!!!!!!! SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!
Kurama: ^^; see, it is all better now.
Hiei: o.o we are all gonna die...
Yusuke: I agree! Let's get out of here!
Kura: Pleaz R&R!!
Yusuke: Yeah! PLEASE R&R!
Kura: ^_^ YEP! And now u can review other stories too!
Dark Kurama: . Yes, the war between me and my computer is over...
but the war to get back the smores has just begun....
Hiei: ^^; i said i was sorry...
Dark Kurama: . since when are u truely sorry.. hnn...
Hiei: ........
Dark Kurama: I WAS RIGHT!! U LITTLE LIER!!!
*chases Hiei*
Kurama: Anyways, Dark Kurama doesn't own anything, all she
owns is five dollars and a plate of smores. She couldn't
find the whole thing of "Daisey, Daisey, etc." so sorry. ^^;
So, with that over, here is Hiei Found a Peanut!
Hiei: O.O WHY ME?!
Dark Kurama: Don't know... Just once i read it, it was either u or
Yusuke, but i thought you'd be the best for the job.
Hiei: u baka demon torturer...
Dark Kurama: ^____^ I know...
NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!
Dark Kurama: i'll explain the smore thing later.
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Hiei Found a Peanut
Dark Kurama: Here is today's cast:
Kura: Anouncer
Hiei: person who finds peanut
Kuwabara: Peanut
Kurama: Docter
Touya: Operation guy
Yusuke: Guy at the gates of Heaven
Koenma: Guy at the gates of hell
Kura: Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now;
Hiei: What peanut? I see no peanut!
Yukie: ^^; Sorry! *drags something like a brown bag in*
HERE YA GO! *throws bag at Hiei*
Hiei: O.O''''' SMACK!
*Gets hit by bag*
Hiei: @_________@''
Kuwabara: ^^; now i'm gonna get it...
Kura: Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.
Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now;
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.
Hiei: O.o How am i supposed to crack it open?
Dark Kurama: ^__^ USE YOUR SWORD!
Yusuke: YEAH! USE IT NOW!!
Kurama: Violence is not the answer!
Hiei: ^___^ Sorry Kurama, but i'm going to go with choice
number one!
Kuwabara: O.O''' Epp!!
*Hiei swings sword at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: @________@'''
Hiei: o.o He isn't injured in anyway... Just this stupid costume
is cut in half.... I think i need a new sword...
Kura: . Ahem...
Hiei: o.o
Kura: *rolls eyes*
It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just right now;
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.
Kuwabara: :( HEY! I FIND THAT OFFENSE!
Hiei: . I agree with what she said...except that your brain
is rotten too....
Kuwabara: HEY! WHY DON'T U JUST SHUT UP SHORTY!! AND LEAVE ME AlONE!
Hiei: ^__^ Nope! Kuwabara torture is my favorite past time.
Kuwabara: . ........jerk....
Hiei: . baka ningen.......
Kura: . Ahem...
Kuwabara: Kuso! I ran out of insults!
Hiei: HA! u only said one! u r a loser and a poor person when it
comes to comebacks!
Kuwabara: ............
Kura: :( HELLO!!!!! *bangs Hiei's head with microphone*
Hiei: OUCH!! *gets shocked*
Hiei: @_________________@"" *eye starts twitching*
Kuwabara: O.O'''
Dark Kurama: O.O i now see why his hair is all spikey....
^___^ Static electricity is bad for a fire demon's hair!
And that is Hiei's beutiy tip for today, folks!
Kura: ^__^ THAT'S BETTER!
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now;
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.
Hiei: @________@
Kuwabara: HA! U CAN'T EAT ME LIKE U DID LAST TIME!
Dark Kurama: We'll see about that....
*whistles* Come here Dagger!
Kuwabara: O.o Who's Dagger?
Dark Kurama: ^_^ My pet fox.
Kuwabara: o.O How can your punny fox eat me?
Dark Kurama: . let's just say he has split personalities...
Dagger: grrrr.....
Kuwabara: O.O'''
*gets eaten by Dagger*
Dagger: ^________^
Dark Kurama: Now here are the Kuwabara haters to laugh at Kuwabara:
Kuwabara Haters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dark Kurama: ^__^ Back to u Kura!
Kura: Got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach just now;
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.
Hiei: *dizzy* Ow! i think i have a head ache.
Kura: I said stomach ache! *punches Hiei*
Hiei: OWWWWWWWWW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Kura: For not following the story and for the SMORES!
Dark Kurama: *nods head* YEAH!
Hiei: .
Yusuke: . ouch...
Kura: Called the docter, called the docter,
Called the docter just now;
Just now I called the docter,
Called the docter just now.
Hiei: Do i have to?
Dark Kurama: Yes!
Hiei: . he is so gonna be mad about what i did...
Dark Kurama: ^__^ That's why he's the docter! revenge is so sweet....
Phone: ring...ring....ring....
Hiei: o.o please don't answer.
Kurama: *picks up phone* . Hello.
Hiei: O.O'''''
Kurama: Hello?!
Hiei: ......... o.o'' ......
Kurama: U had better not be one of those little kids who keep
prank calling me...If u r, i have caller id and will come over
and destroy your phone in a million pieces or if u r Hiei, just
get some penicilin for your stomache ache and NEVER COME TO MY
HOUSE AGAIN!!!
Hiei: O.O"""
Kurama: ^___^ GOOD DAY! *slams phone*
Kurama: KUSO! THE DANG THING WON'T GO ON TO THE RECIEVER!
Yukie: ^___^ I'll do it! *slams phone and breaks*
Kurama: O.O
Yukie: ^^; opps?
Hiei: o.o i am afraid... i am very afraid....
Yusuke: o.O whoah. Hiei got dissed by Kurama...
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kura: Penicilin, Penicilin,
Penicilin just now;
Just now I got Penicilin,
Penicilin just now.
Hiei: O.O I am not taking this crap!
Dark Kurama: *mischievious look* Oh, but i think u r...
Hiei: no, sorry, but i think i'm not....
Dark Kurama: Well if i recall, i wasn't the one that got in trouble
with Kurama...
Hiei: . fine, i'll take it but u have to make sure to keep this
quiet.
Dark Kurama: ^_^ SURE! *shoves penicilin down Hiei's throat*
Hiei: AGHHHH!!!!! *spits out penicilin* IT'S POISONED!!
Dark Kurama:We're gonna skip the operation part, becuase we'll
have a very outraged Hiei if we use his sword against him...
Hiei: . Damn right!
Touya: HEY! THAT WAS MY ONLY PART THOUGH!
Dark Kurama: Don't worry, we'll do something else for u later.
Kura: Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now;
Just now i died anyway,
Died anyway just now.
Hiei: O.O''
Dark Kurama: *pushes Hiei* opps. *acts innocent*
Kura: Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,
Went to heaven just now;
Just now i went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven just now.
Yusuke: Sorry Hiei, but i can't let ya in.
Hiei: :( AND WHY NOT, URAMESHI!?
Yusuke: ^^; it says i'm not to in the script...
Hiei: . i see.... But if u r lieing to me, don't expect mercy!
Yusuke: ^^;; *jumps behind gate and locks it 10 times*
Hiei: O.O What are u doing?!
Yusuke: Ensuring my safety, from your rath of Hieiness.
Hiei: o.O What?!
Kura: Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now;
Just now Heaven didn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.
Went the other way,
Went the other way,
Went the other way just now;
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.
Hiei: -_-; Darn, i thought i was going to candy land...
Crystal Fangz: ^-^ If u survive, I'LL TAKE U TO CANDY LAND PERSONALLY!
Cauz i'm the ruler of CANDY LAND!!
Hiei: . your muse doesn't know the difference between sarcastic and
reality..
Dark Kurama: I know, but she should stop eating sugar 24/7, mabey
she would know the difference. Plus, she only thinks she is the ruler
of Candy Land because she beat me.
Hiei: :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dark Kurama lost at a little kid game!
Crystal Fangz: :( HEY!!! Candy Land is not just for kids!
Kura: . back to the story...
Hiei: Can u let me in?
Koenma: Sorry Hiei, can't let u pass.
Hiei: -_-; i hate to ask, but why?
Koenma: O.o to tell ya the truth i don't know.
Hiei: Well, let me in! I played stupid delivery boy for u, NOW
LET ME IN!
Koenma: O.O'' *jumps behind gate and locks it* ^^; sorry..
Hiei: . oh, i bet u r Koenma. I bet u r....
Koenma: o.o epp...
Kura: Didn't want me, Didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now;
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.
Hiei: . I see a pattern in all of this...
Crystal Fangz: O.o Really?
Hiei: *rolls eyes* yeah....
Kura: :( I WILL NOT TAKE ANYMORE INTERUPTIONS! WE ARE GOING TO FINISH
THIS NOW AND NOT LATER!!
Everyone: O.O''''
Kura: ^__^ Much better people! Now lets finish!
Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now;
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream just now.
Hiei: . Really? It was a dream? I thought it was a nightmare!
Dark Kurama: So?
Hiei: -_-;
Kura: Then i woke up, then i woke up,
Then i woke up just now;
Just now i woke up,
I woke up just now.
Hiei: -_-; If i just woke up, how was i awake for the whole thing?
Dark Kurama: Don't question the announcer!
Hiei: o.o fine.
Kura: ^___^ I LOVE THIS LAST PART!
*Dark Kruama looks at script*
Dark Kurama: O.O ^__^ I love it too!!
Hiei: This can't be good....
Kura: *in loud voice*
FOUND A PEANUT! FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW!
Hiei: D HA! U HAVE NO PEANUTS!
Dark Kurama: . thats what u think... KURA!
Kura: ^_^ HERE YA GO! *throws two bags at Hiei*
Yusuke/Touya: O.O''' CRAP!!
*both hop out of room*
Hiei: @___________@''
Kura: THE END!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dark Kurama: There, i put ya in Touya!
Touya: YEAH! But, did ya have to put me in as a peanut?!
Dark Kurama: o.o but i still put ya in....
Touya: . yeah. That was a big part... Uh hu..Sure..
Dark Kurama: U JERK!!! *knocks out Touya*
Touya: X.X''
Everyone: ^^;
Dark Kurama: Sorry if this chapter is bad, i've got four tests
to study for. AND WE HAVE TWO IN HISTORY! What's with that!
It's history! And by the time i get to school, it will be even
more in the past!
Kurama: ^^; Calm down.... *holds out bag of pixie sticks*
Dark Kurama: O.O SUGAR!!!!!!!!! SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!
Kurama: ^^; see, it is all better now.
Hiei: o.o we are all gonna die...
Yusuke: I agree! Let's get out of here!
Kura: Pleaz R&R!!
Yusuke: Yeah! PLEASE R&R!
