Dark Kurama: ^________^ I got Reviews!

Kura: ^_^ YEP! And now u can review other stories too!

Dark Kurama: . Yes, the war between me and my computer is over...

but the war to get back the smores has just begun....

Hiei: ^^; i said i was sorry...

Dark Kurama: . since when are u truely sorry.. hnn...

Hiei: ........

Dark Kurama: I WAS RIGHT!! U LITTLE LIER!!!

*chases Hiei*

Kurama: Anyways, Dark Kurama doesn't own anything, all she

owns is five dollars and a plate of smores. She couldn't

find the whole thing of "Daisey, Daisey, etc." so sorry. ^^;

So, with that over, here is Hiei Found a Peanut!

Hiei: O.O WHY ME?!

Dark Kurama: Don't know... Just once i read it, it was either u or

Yusuke, but i thought you'd be the best for the job.

Hiei: u baka demon torturer...

Dark Kurama: ^____^ I know...

NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!

Dark Kurama: i'll explain the smore thing later.

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Hiei Found a Peanut

Dark Kurama: Here is today's cast:

Kura: Anouncer

Hiei: person who finds peanut

Kuwabara: Peanut

Kurama: Docter

Touya: Operation guy

Yusuke: Guy at the gates of Heaven

Koenma: Guy at the gates of hell

Kura: Found a peanut, found a peanut,

Found a peanut just now;

Hiei: What peanut? I see no peanut!

Yukie: ^^; Sorry! *drags something like a brown bag in*

HERE YA GO! *throws bag at Hiei*

Hiei: O.O''''' SMACK!

*Gets hit by bag*

Hiei: @_________@''

Kuwabara: ^^; now i'm gonna get it...

Kura: Just now I found a peanut,

Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,

Cracked it open just now;

Just now I cracked it open,

Cracked it open just now.

Hiei: O.o How am i supposed to crack it open?

Dark Kurama: ^__^ USE YOUR SWORD!

Yusuke: YEAH! USE IT NOW!!

Kurama: Violence is not the answer!

Hiei: ^___^ Sorry Kurama, but i'm going to go with choice

number one!

Kuwabara: O.O''' Epp!!

*Hiei swings sword at Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: @________@'''

Hiei: o.o He isn't injured in anyway... Just this stupid costume

is cut in half.... I think i need a new sword...

Kura: . Ahem...

Hiei: o.o

Kura: *rolls eyes*

It was rotten, it was rotten,

It was rotten just right now;

Just now it was rotten,

It was rotten just now.

Kuwabara: :( HEY! I FIND THAT OFFENSE!

Hiei: . I agree with what she said...except that your brain

is rotten too....

Kuwabara: HEY! WHY DON'T U JUST SHUT UP SHORTY!! AND LEAVE ME AlONE!

Hiei: ^__^ Nope! Kuwabara torture is my favorite past time.

Kuwabara: . ........jerk....

Hiei: . baka ningen.......

Kura: . Ahem...

Kuwabara: Kuso! I ran out of insults!

Hiei: HA! u only said one! u r a loser and a poor person when it

comes to comebacks!

Kuwabara: ............

Kura: :( HELLO!!!!! *bangs Hiei's head with microphone*

Hiei: OUCH!! *gets shocked*

Hiei: @_________________@"" *eye starts twitching*

Kuwabara: O.O'''

Dark Kurama: O.O i now see why his hair is all spikey....

^___^ Static electricity is bad for a fire demon's hair!

And that is Hiei's beutiy tip for today, folks!

Kura: ^__^ THAT'S BETTER!



Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,

Ate it anyway just now;

Just now I ate it anyway,

Ate it anyway just now.

Hiei: @________@

Kuwabara: HA! U CAN'T EAT ME LIKE U DID LAST TIME!

Dark Kurama: We'll see about that....

*whistles* Come here Dagger!

Kuwabara: O.o Who's Dagger?

Dark Kurama: ^_^ My pet fox.

Kuwabara: o.O How can your punny fox eat me?

Dark Kurama: . let's just say he has split personalities...

Dagger: grrrr.....

Kuwabara: O.O'''

*gets eaten by Dagger*

Dagger: ^________^

Dark Kurama: Now here are the Kuwabara haters to laugh at Kuwabara:

Kuwabara Haters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dark Kurama: ^__^ Back to u Kura!

Kura: Got a stomach ache,

Got a stomach ache,

Got a stomach just now;

Just now I got a stomach ache,

Got a stomach ache just now.

Hiei: *dizzy* Ow! i think i have a head ache.

Kura: I said stomach ache! *punches Hiei*

Hiei: OWWWWWWWWW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Kura: For not following the story and for the SMORES!

Dark Kurama: *nods head* YEAH!

Hiei: .

Yusuke: . ouch...

Kura: Called the docter, called the docter,

Called the docter just now;

Just now I called the docter,

Called the docter just now.

Hiei: Do i have to?

Dark Kurama: Yes!

Hiei: . he is so gonna be mad about what i did...

Dark Kurama: ^__^ That's why he's the docter! revenge is so sweet....



Phone: ring...ring....ring....

Hiei: o.o please don't answer.

Kurama: *picks up phone* . Hello.

Hiei: O.O'''''

Kurama: Hello?!

Hiei: ......... o.o'' ......

Kurama: U had better not be one of those little kids who keep

prank calling me...If u r, i have caller id and will come over

and destroy your phone in a million pieces or if u r Hiei, just

get some penicilin for your stomache ache and NEVER COME TO MY

HOUSE AGAIN!!!

Hiei: O.O"""

Kurama: ^___^ GOOD DAY! *slams phone*

Kurama: KUSO! THE DANG THING WON'T GO ON TO THE RECIEVER!

Yukie: ^___^ I'll do it! *slams phone and breaks*

Kurama: O.O

Yukie: ^^; opps?

Hiei: o.o i am afraid... i am very afraid....

Yusuke: o.O whoah. Hiei got dissed by Kurama...

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Kura: Penicilin, Penicilin,

Penicilin just now;

Just now I got Penicilin,

Penicilin just now.

Hiei: O.O I am not taking this crap!

Dark Kurama: *mischievious look* Oh, but i think u r...

Hiei: no, sorry, but i think i'm not....

Dark Kurama: Well if i recall, i wasn't the one that got in trouble

with Kurama...

Hiei: . fine, i'll take it but u have to make sure to keep this

quiet.

Dark Kurama: ^_^ SURE! *shoves penicilin down Hiei's throat*

Hiei: AGHHHH!!!!! *spits out penicilin* IT'S POISONED!!

Dark Kurama:We're gonna skip the operation part, becuase we'll

have a very outraged Hiei if we use his sword against him...

Hiei: . Damn right!

Touya: HEY! THAT WAS MY ONLY PART THOUGH!

Dark Kurama: Don't worry, we'll do something else for u later.

Kura: Died anyway, died anyway,

Died anyway just now;

Just now i died anyway,

Died anyway just now.

Hiei: O.O''

Dark Kurama: *pushes Hiei* opps. *acts innocent*

Kura: Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,

Went to heaven just now;

Just now i went to Heaven,

Went to Heaven just now.

Yusuke: Sorry Hiei, but i can't let ya in.

Hiei: :( AND WHY NOT, URAMESHI!?

Yusuke: ^^; it says i'm not to in the script...

Hiei: . i see.... But if u r lieing to me, don't expect mercy!

Yusuke: ^^;; *jumps behind gate and locks it 10 times*

Hiei: O.O What are u doing?!

Yusuke: Ensuring my safety, from your rath of Hieiness.

Hiei: o.O What?!

Kura: Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,

Wouldn't take me just now;

Just now Heaven didn't take me,

Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way,

Went the other way,

Went the other way just now;

Just now I went the other way,

Went the other way just now.

Hiei: -_-; Darn, i thought i was going to candy land...

Crystal Fangz: ^-^ If u survive, I'LL TAKE U TO CANDY LAND PERSONALLY!

Cauz i'm the ruler of CANDY LAND!!

Hiei: . your muse doesn't know the difference between sarcastic and

reality..

Dark Kurama: I know, but she should stop eating sugar 24/7, mabey

she would know the difference. Plus, she only thinks she is the ruler

of Candy Land because she beat me.

Hiei: :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dark Kurama lost at a little kid game!

Crystal Fangz: :( HEY!!! Candy Land is not just for kids!

Kura: . back to the story...

Hiei: Can u let me in?

Koenma: Sorry Hiei, can't let u pass.

Hiei: -_-; i hate to ask, but why?

Koenma: O.o to tell ya the truth i don't know.

Hiei: Well, let me in! I played stupid delivery boy for u, NOW

LET ME IN!

Koenma: O.O'' *jumps behind gate and locks it* ^^; sorry..

Hiei: . oh, i bet u r Koenma. I bet u r....

Koenma: o.o epp...

Kura: Didn't want me, Didn't want me,

Didn't want me just now;

Just now they didn't want me,

Didn't want me just now.

Hiei: . I see a pattern in all of this...

Crystal Fangz: O.o Really?

Hiei: *rolls eyes* yeah....

Kura: :( I WILL NOT TAKE ANYMORE INTERUPTIONS! WE ARE GOING TO FINISH

THIS NOW AND NOT LATER!!

Everyone: O.O''''

Kura: ^__^ Much better people! Now lets finish!

Was a dream, was a dream,

Was a dream just now;

Just now it was a dream,

Was a dream just now.

Hiei: . Really? It was a dream? I thought it was a nightmare!

Dark Kurama: So?

Hiei: -_-;

Kura: Then i woke up, then i woke up,

Then i woke up just now;

Just now i woke up,

I woke up just now.

Hiei: -_-; If i just woke up, how was i awake for the whole thing?

Dark Kurama: Don't question the announcer!

Hiei: o.o fine.

Kura: ^___^ I LOVE THIS LAST PART!

*Dark Kruama looks at script*

Dark Kurama: O.O ^__^ I love it too!!

Hiei: This can't be good....

Kura: *in loud voice*

FOUND A PEANUT! FOUND A PEANUT,

FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW!

Hiei: D HA! U HAVE NO PEANUTS!

Dark Kurama: . thats what u think... KURA!

Kura: ^_^ HERE YA GO! *throws two bags at Hiei*

Yusuke/Touya: O.O''' CRAP!!

*both hop out of room*

Hiei: @___________@''

Kura: THE END!!

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Dark Kurama: There, i put ya in Touya!

Touya: YEAH! But, did ya have to put me in as a peanut?!

Dark Kurama: o.o but i still put ya in....

Touya: . yeah. That was a big part... Uh hu..Sure..

Dark Kurama: U JERK!!! *knocks out Touya*

Touya: X.X''

Everyone: ^^;

Dark Kurama: Sorry if this chapter is bad, i've got four tests

to study for. AND WE HAVE TWO IN HISTORY! What's with that!

It's history! And by the time i get to school, it will be even

more in the past!

Kurama: ^^; Calm down.... *holds out bag of pixie sticks*

Dark Kurama: O.O SUGAR!!!!!!!!! SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!

Kurama: ^^; see, it is all better now.

Hiei: o.o we are all gonna die...

Yusuke: I agree! Let's get out of here!

Kura: Pleaz R&R!!

Yusuke: Yeah! PLEASE R&R!