Dear Merry,
I'm really fat and I really want to loose some weight. I'm extremely lazy and I have never worked out in my life. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Chunky Bumpkin
Dear Mr. Bumpkin,
I'm sorry that you are really fat, but maybe all those years of sitting around and eating weren't really good for you. Have you heard of the new and improved Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet?
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry,
No I have not heard of this new diet, could you tell what's in it?
Sincerely,
Chunky Bumpkin
Dear Mr. Bumpkin,
The new and improved Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet is as follows.
Breakfast- Butter scraped over too much bread, eggs, porridge, with some champagne on the side
Lunch- (two) apples, mushrooms, tuna fish, fish, pumpernickel, and grape juice
Dinner- Dead fish, big bag of popcorn, bacon, egg fu young, Sherbet, cake, cotton candy, Rocky road, Baby Ruth, Chocolate Bars, and possibly if you really want you could have a nice spider.
If you stay to this diet for about four or five weeks you would definitely see some difference in your weight. Good luck and let me know how it's going.
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry, That was the diet we gave Frodo when he got back from his journey to help him loose weight, remember?
Sincerely,
Pippin
Dear Pippin, I never said it would help him loose weight, I said he would see a difference in it.
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry, I would just like to thank you for getting me to go on the Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet! It changed my life! I gained 80 of the 50 pounds I lost! Thank you!
Sincerely,
Frodo
I'm really fat and I really want to loose some weight. I'm extremely lazy and I have never worked out in my life. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Chunky Bumpkin
Dear Mr. Bumpkin,
I'm sorry that you are really fat, but maybe all those years of sitting around and eating weren't really good for you. Have you heard of the new and improved Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet?
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry,
No I have not heard of this new diet, could you tell what's in it?
Sincerely,
Chunky Bumpkin
Dear Mr. Bumpkin,
The new and improved Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet is as follows.
Breakfast- Butter scraped over too much bread, eggs, porridge, with some champagne on the side
Lunch- (two) apples, mushrooms, tuna fish, fish, pumpernickel, and grape juice
Dinner- Dead fish, big bag of popcorn, bacon, egg fu young, Sherbet, cake, cotton candy, Rocky road, Baby Ruth, Chocolate Bars, and possibly if you really want you could have a nice spider.
If you stay to this diet for about four or five weeks you would definitely see some difference in your weight. Good luck and let me know how it's going.
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry, That was the diet we gave Frodo when he got back from his journey to help him loose weight, remember?
Sincerely,
Pippin
Dear Pippin, I never said it would help him loose weight, I said he would see a difference in it.
Sincerely,
Merry
Dear Merry, I would just like to thank you for getting me to go on the Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan Diet! It changed my life! I gained 80 of the 50 pounds I lost! Thank you!
Sincerely,
Frodo
