YAY! Frodo's girl! I wrote you a POEM!
Everyone PARTAY DOWN!
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Frodo's Girl
Was her name
Stalking Jack
Was her game.
In the mast
Is where she stays
As she watches him
For hours and days
Until one day
The worst should happen
The wind went a blowin'
And her hair went a flappin'
'Oh shit!' she cried
As a strand blew away
'If that flies in his face,
'I will rue the day!'
Jack was just standing
As innocent as can be
When something happened
That was so silly
Purple hair flew
Into his face
Giving up his stalkers
Hiding place.
'You!' he cried
Pointing his finger
'ME!?!' she yelled
'I cannot linger!'
With a pop she was gone
(Thanks to a stalker power)
And in her place
Was a single flower.
'I must find a way'
Said Jack to his mate
'To stop that girl
From messin me fate.'
So he took the flower
That had drifted down
And added it to the pile
With a slight frown
But Frodo's Girl
Came back you see
The very next day
To stalk Jack and his booty.
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ok ok I know lame, but lets remember what the summary said, and it WAS kinda funny aye?
