YAY! Frodo's girl! I wrote you a POEM!

Everyone PARTAY DOWN!

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Frodo's Girl

Was her name

Stalking Jack

Was her game.

In the mast

Is where she stays

As she watches him

For hours and days

Until one day

The worst should happen

The wind went a blowin'

And her hair went a flappin'

'Oh shit!' she cried

As a strand blew away

'If that flies in his face,

'I will rue the day!'

Jack was just standing

As innocent as can be

When something happened

That was so silly

Purple hair flew

Into his face

Giving up his stalkers

Hiding place.

'You!' he cried

Pointing his finger

'ME!?!' she yelled

'I cannot linger!'

With a pop she was gone

(Thanks to a stalker power)

And in her place

Was a single flower.

'I must find a way'

Said Jack to his mate

'To stop that girl

From messin me fate.'

So he took the flower

That had drifted down

And added it to the pile

With a slight frown

But Frodo's Girl

Came back you see

The very next day

To stalk Jack and his booty.

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ok ok I know lame, but lets remember what the summary said, and it WAS kinda funny aye?