DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, that's JK Rowling's creation.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is my response to a 500-word (or less) challenge sent my way. The requirements were that Harry had to hurt and humiliate Draco Malfoy in plain view of the school in the Great Hall on the first day back.
Challenge Ficlet
Bad Day, Mister Malfoy?
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"Harry! NO!!" Hermione hissed. "Not here!"
"I'm tired of his BULLSHIT," I hissed back. "I'm not in the mood anymore."
I got out of my seat and proceeded to walk over to the Slytherin table. I could feel the anger radiating off me in waves.
I was really tired of it all. Let's just say that the last year and then some haven't been kind. Two summers ago I had a really shitty time. Last year sucked balls. Then Sirius died. To top it all off, the Dursleys were worse than ever and completely ignored Moody's warning. They wrote my letters for me. Oh, did I mention that Dumbledore thought it too dangerous for me to escape to Grimmauld place this year?
I was halfway across the hall when Malfoy added more kindling to the fire, "What, you going to run off and cry now Potty?" I growled, wand in hand, and threw a stunning spell at Goyle. The next step I cast Petrificus Totalis at Crabbe.
I was getting closer now. Malfoy just stared in shock as I neared the Ravenclaw table.
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
He started to rise from his seat as I cast the next spell, "Expelliarmus!"
His wand flew through the air to me. I put it in my back pocket for safe keeping. By now the staff was starting to come out of their seats. I'm sure they were shouting at me to stand down. I didn't care anymore. They could expel me for all I cared. I pocketed my wand as I reached Draco.
"You know, Ferret, I was willing to ignore you this year, but you've really stuck your foot in it now." With that I reached back and cuckolded him right in the jaw. The satisfying snap as the bones broke was nothing compared to what happened next.
In his fear, as he floated across the hall to the staff table, he lost all controll of his bodily functions. As he twirled upside down, his robes fell over his face and the stains in his breeches were in plain view of all to see. He finally landed on the dais, his robes over his head. The last thing I heard before I left the hall were Malfoy whining, "Mommeeeee!" and the rest of the student body falling apart with laughter.
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