Disclaimer: I don't own the characters but I own the plot. I think.
:: Author's Notes - I wrote this to try and get out of my writer's block so please forgive me if it's crappy. ::
:: Lies ::
Let me tell you something. What I'm about to tell you is no lie. I know lies when I hear it. The reason is simple enough, really.
I know a lie when I hear one because my whole life has been a lie.
I've been lied to more times than I can count.
Weasley and Granger told me that they weren't dating, but I caught them making out in an empty classroom.
Now there, I don't want you thinking that I'm petty, because I'm not. If you are thinking that I'm terribly pissed at them, then you have hit the bullseye.
Dumbledore said that I have no other blood relatives than those... muggles. But I have. Heck, he's my grandfather.
Sirius said that he would be there for me, but he just up and went.
Bloody, no-good liers. The whole lot of them.
Oh yes, and how could I forgot dear old Snape.
Of no relation to me huh? Know what I found out? On my own? My dear, dear UNCLE?!
And to put it all simply:
I'M A WALKING LIE.
So there, reasons I should know a lie when I hear one.
I have finally finished my speech.
Oh, um, one advice before you go:
Don't trust me. Never ever trust me.
Everything I have been told are pack of lies. My life is a lie. And most of all,
I'm a lie.
:: The End ::
:: Author's Notes - Please review! Flames would be used to warm myself up. ::
:: Author's Notes - I wrote this to try and get out of my writer's block so please forgive me if it's crappy. ::
:: Lies ::
Let me tell you something. What I'm about to tell you is no lie. I know lies when I hear it. The reason is simple enough, really.
I know a lie when I hear one because my whole life has been a lie.
I've been lied to more times than I can count.
Weasley and Granger told me that they weren't dating, but I caught them making out in an empty classroom.
Now there, I don't want you thinking that I'm petty, because I'm not. If you are thinking that I'm terribly pissed at them, then you have hit the bullseye.
Dumbledore said that I have no other blood relatives than those... muggles. But I have. Heck, he's my grandfather.
Sirius said that he would be there for me, but he just up and went.
Bloody, no-good liers. The whole lot of them.
Oh yes, and how could I forgot dear old Snape.
Of no relation to me huh? Know what I found out? On my own? My dear, dear UNCLE?!
And to put it all simply:
I'M A WALKING LIE.
So there, reasons I should know a lie when I hear one.
I have finally finished my speech.
Oh, um, one advice before you go:
Don't trust me. Never ever trust me.
Everything I have been told are pack of lies. My life is a lie. And most of all,
I'm a lie.
:: The End ::
:: Author's Notes - Please review! Flames would be used to warm myself up. ::
