Welcome back. I have made my decision on where Jinx will be relocated to... but, it's none of your choices. Sorry, I would have probably used VOID99's robbery-proof idea, but I came up with this one. You'll see. [grins evilly]

625: [sees someone] AHH! What's he doing here!?

What? Cute little Mr. Stenchy-wenchy-poo?

[Mr. Stenchy purrs]

625: [sarcastically] And I think I'm gonna be sicky-wicky-poo.

Mr. Stenchy: [hands him a flashcard] Toni catchi?

625: [looks at flashcard] A disclaimer? Hey, how come we haven't used these before?

Never thought of it. Okay, go, Owen.

625: You're getting too attached to those Took-Baggins stories. [sigh] Okay. "DanMat6288 doesn't own anything in this story but Experiment 013." [Nosey comes up to DanMat6288, sniffs him, then whispers something to 625] He's gonna relocate Jinx to WHERE!?

[DanMat6288 covers 625's mouth] Don't even think about it!

Later that afternoon, Nani entered the house. "Guys, I'm home!" she called. She looked around and spotted Jinx, who began mewing. "When did we get a cat?" she thought aloud.

Immediately, Jumba pushed Nani aside, saying, "It is best Larger Girl is staying away from 013."

"Why," she asked. "What does it do?"

"It's a jinx!" Pleakley cried. "It's gonna jinx us all!"

Nani rolled her eyes, saying, "You aren't superstitious, are you?"

"Ever since creation, 013 being very successful at causing bad luck," pointed out Jumba. He shuttered, adding, "Especially that time when he was causing ex-wife to be finding out Evil Genius was faking illness."

Just then, Lilo chimed in, "But, we have to find some good ohana for the little guy! Maybe Jumba could reprogram him to create good luck!"

"Evil Genius have been trying it. No luck." He glared at Jinx. "I'm assuming that being 013's fault."

"Maybe Jinx could cause bad luck to bad guys. Or, maybe he could be a burglary system. Whenever someone tries to rob a place, they'd fall into Jinx's bad luck!"

"Little girl being filled with ideas, eh?"

"Actually, those are the only ones I can think of."


Not far from the house, Gantu sat down and leaned his back against a palm tree.

"I'll just sit here and wait..."


Stitch snickered, than said something about "big dummy".

"Hmm," said Jumba. "626 is suggesting that we be giving experiment to big dummy, Gantu, to cause him bad luck!"

"You mean, like with Fibber and Poxy?" queried Lilo.

"Ih! Ih! Ih!"


Beep! Beep! Beep! "GANTU!"

Gantu immediately answered his vid-phone, to see his boss's gerbil-like face.

Hämsterviel: HAMSTER-LIKE! NOT GERBIL-LIKE!

Whatever.

"Well?" he asked. "Are you catching me an experiment?"

"Well, Dr. Hämsterviel," Gantu replied, "I am executing a strategy to capture a bad luck causing experiment."

"Excellent," Hämsterviel sneered. "What is your plan?"

"To rely on their bad luck," he told him. "Because, considering me, their bad luck would be my good luck."

"Well, my fish-faced friend, your plan may be working," the evil gerb -er hamster scientist said, "for I am quite impressed."

With that, he hung up. Gantu grinned. His plan was working!

Gantu is on the move! And Hamsterwheel is impressed!

Hämsterviel: IT'S HÄMSTER--

Okay! Okay! I get it! Anyway, to those who read "Rid of 627" asked if I wasn't going to continue this... let's just say, this chapter's appearance should answer your question.

625: [annoyed] I can't believe you're actually making me--

[quickly] On to a commercial break!

[Mr. Stenchy purrs]