Hey, there, folks! Have you ever wanted to dehydrate something? Well, no you can, with the Instant Dehydrator! You can dehydrate fruits, stored away decorations, even people you don't like! Yes, the Instant Dehydrator! As seen on the 627 episode of Lilo & Stitch: The Series!

625: You know, when you said "Commercial break" I didn't think you'd actually put in a commercial!

Auron: Have to go with him on this one.

Hey! You only appear in the intros and conclusions for your fan-fic!

Auron: So, I can't say anything in Jinx's fic?

[sigh] Okay, you can accompany us in this fic. I'm not sure, though. You are Great Red Dragon1's character.

625: Let's just continue the fic.

Pleakley looked outside, then screamed, "GANTU!"

Everyone was on their feet immediately.

"Oh, no!" cried Lilo. "He's here to take Jinx!"

"Hurry!" said Pleakley, as he picked Jinx up, carrying him away. "We have to hide--whoop!" he slipped and dropped Jinx, who went flying out the doggie door.

"Bad luck," murmured Lilo.


In moments, Gantu had Jinx in one of his glass capsules and was headed back toward his ship. Of course, the human juvenile and the abomination weren't going to give up without a fight.

"Let him go, big dummy!" Lilo yelled at him.

"And, why?"

"Because... if you don't, you'll get bad luck!"

"You're right," he said. "Here." He handed the capsule to Lilo.

Lilo stared at him, for a moment, wondering if this was a trick, then started off home... tripping on her own feet!

I seem to be having a lot of tripping in this fic! How trippy!

625: Boo!

Auron: Bad joke!

Both she and Stitch stared after the capsule, which was spinning straight toward the forest where Gantu's ship was!

"NO!" they cried.

"Hey, you're right," Gantu chided. "He does bring bad luck!"

"Hey! You were expecting that to happen!"

"So what?" he chuckled. "Aloyha, losers!" With that, he ran after the capsule, and to his ship, closely followed by his annoyed foes.

"You can't do this to us!" Lilo cried. "We're official experiment hunting agents of the Galactic Alliance!"

"Well, I'm of a superior species, and captain of the Galactic Alliance!"

"Former!"

"Whatever!"

"Hey, look what I found!"

All three looked to see 625 pushing the capsule with Jinx in it towards Gantu. The whale-based alien tried to skid to a halt, but tripped over, in doing so, crashing into a painting bench, where workers were painting a mural on a building's wall. A paint can went flying, and landed on 625.

"Ugh!" he moaned. He pulled the can off of him. Thanks to the unintended paint job, he was now all aquamarine.

I choose that color because I've heard many of you talking about the Disney Adventures comics that were out since the original movie.

625: Great! I now look like something out of an old magazine comic?

"Thanks, Sandwich Boy!" laughed Lilo, as she and her space koala friend pushed Jinx back to the Pelekai house.

Gantu glared at 625. He didn't like the glare. It was bad enough he got a paint job!

"You really have to clean up your act," he growled.

"And my fur!" 625 found a scrub brush and bucket of soap-water, in a clutter of stuff, for the mural-making, that Gantu didn't crash into. He scrubbed as hard as he could, but he couldn't get the paint off.

"Great!" he moaned. "Now, how am I supposed to get this paint off?"

"Oh, 177!"

"NO WAY!" he yelled. "I like fluffy, thank you very much!"

"First 626, and now you! What's with you two and fluffy?"

"For your information, fluffy gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside." He wrapped his arms around himself just thinking about it. "Of course, this paint really itches, and greenish blue isn't really my color. Not to mention, I can't get it off!"

Hmmm... soon, Gantu was hatching another plan in his head. He looked around, spotted an unopened paint can--just the kind he wanted, picked it up, and headed off.

Well?

625: I hate you.

And you love sandwiches.

625: And, your point is?

[He unzips himself, revealing himself to be a giant sandwich.]

625: NOOOO!!! Sandwiches, how could you betray me!? [runs off crying]

[He unzips the sandwich costume, chuckling. Auron laughs.]