Angel the Musical
A Parody of a Formerly Fantastic Show by David Pasco
**DISCLAIMER **
Brad is not my own creation. Strega from the Television Without Pity website deserves all credit for the concept of Brad, which is explained below in her own words
"Brad, you'll remember, is Spike's identical twin, who has a lot in common with Spike except that Brad is kind, and trustworthy, and not at all evil. You know: Brad! Boy, if Spike ever returns to Sunnydale and finds out how Brad has been ruining his reputation, heads are gonna roll. I can't wait for that episode! But Spike's off somewhere, reunited with Drusilla, having a good time killing people and causing mayhem. In the meantime, we've got Brad. Who's cute and all, and, let's not forget, very old, but he's just no Spike. Yes, my powers of denial are fearsome to behold. "
-Strega
WE SEE THE TYPICAL "ANGEL" OPENING SCENE OF THE L.A. SKYLINE,
ZOOMING IN THROUGH THE BUILDINGS, TO ANGEL WALKING ALONE THROUGH THE
BACK ALLEYWAYS
HIS PLAN IS SET IN MOTION
(tune of Going Through the Motions)
ANGEL
Every Wednesday night, the same arrangement- crappy plots but real cool fights.
We're all victim now, to Joss's derangement. He brought that damn Brad back,
and that just ain't right.
He made Buffy a hoe, and ruined her show, and took us down in tow
And now his plan is set in motion, we're facing our
demise, half this seasons lines involve me liking guys!
The plots used to be grave, yet I was righteous, but now that's hardly
lingering. Can this show be saved, or does my plight just-
JOSS WHEDON AND MARTI NOXON COME OUT OF THE DARK USING
THE SAME LAME EFFECT THEY USED ON SPIKE IN ALL THE ANGEL SEASON FIVE
TRAILERS
JOSS
(Cutting ANGEL off)
Not mean a God damned thing
MARTI
'Cause now we're producing!
ANGEL
(Sarcastically)
Oh. How exiting
BRAD (SPIKE) ENTERS THE SCENE IN THE SAME LAME DISPLAY IS SPECIAL EFFECTS USED TO BRING HIM BACK IN THIS SEASON'S PILOT
MARTI, JOSS, and BRAD
Last season went so well, viewers hopes were swelled, so we brought Spike
back from hell
And now our plan is set in motion, Angel faces his
demise.
JOSS
(Looking at BRAD)
But I still got my eyes set on the prize!
ANGEL STAKES BRAD RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART
ANGEL
I'm
the cool vamp clad in leather!
BRAD JUST STANDS THERE WITH THE STAKE PROTRUDING FROM HIS
CHEST...NOTHING HAPPENS
CUT
TO DAVID SITTING AT HOME WATCHING 'ANGEL THE MUSICAL'
DAVID
He
just staked you through the heart!
BRAD THEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA
BRAD
(To
DAVID)
Whatever
DAVID
Why's this have to be?
The plan is set in motion. We're facing out demise. Why cant
Joss Whedon see? He sucks worse then Marti!
They both screwed up royally on season five!
BRAD, JOSS, and MARTI are suddenly absent as ANGEL walks down the alley he walks down in the opening credits
ANGEL
(to himself no longer singing)
You know, if this were two and a half years ago, I would be pretty weirded out right now, but now- I'm just happy it's not
another blonde version of me, or creepy son this week.
