Pan over to BRAD'S unconscious body. Show time passing by showing the sky change from night to morning in the window above him. BRAD wakes up and groggily sits up JOSS WHEDON is sitting in a chair admiring him.

BRAD

What the bleeding hell happened?

JOSS

Spike hit you, My Precious.

BRAD

But aren't I Spike?

JOSS

No, your Brad, the Uber Spike

BRAD

I so don't get this.

JOSS

Let me explain

JOSS suddenly picks up a guitar and starts to play the guitar part of the song Under Your Spell

(Tune of Under Your Spell)

JOSS

You emerged from the shadows, with a queer scowl on your face.

Viewers would see just Brad now. Other characters only fill space

You'll win every fight, walk outside in broad daylight

JOSS opens the curtains now, baiting BRAD in sunlight. BRAD stands basking in the light as JOSS prances around him. Yes, he prances.

JOSS

And say "Bloody Hell", then you'll bang Buffy

Rearrange continuity

And I'll just say "Oh Well"

Just pretend it's me,

While you two make sweet whoopee

JOSS stops prancing momentarily, and sits on a desk like Fran Fine would in "The Nanny"

JOSS

Viewers will be enchanted

Good looks and bleached blond hair

The Scoobies took you for granted

But Wolfram and Hart really cares...

JOSS suddenly leaps from the desk and twirls in the air like the effeminize male skaters do and lands in front of the door, opening it.  We see through the main lobby of Wolfram and Hart, off the second floor. A single structure covered in a sheet stands in the middle of the lobby, rising two stories tall. The sheet starts to fall and we see it's a statue of BRAD

JOSS

This is now your show, surely the ratings will grow,

When you say "Bloody Hell"

It all about you: the vampire with a soul number two

You even use hair gel.

Similarities aren't few

So we'll switch Angel with you

I love you Bradley!

We pan around JOSS' head as the screen gets blurry as they do in a dream sequence. As the image of  JOSS and BRAD blurs we wipe to a wedding. BRAD is in a tuxedo with his leather trench coat, and a rather portly bride is standing next to him, a veil covering her face. We see the minister marrying BRAD and his bride, but we so not hear anything but the "Ahhh" sound made in the original "Under Your Spell" when Tara and Willow are fooling around in bed. BRAD lifts the veil to see his bride for the first time, revealing JOSS' face

JOSS

We no longer need to hide

What we both feel down inside

Just say "Bloody Hell"

While your kissing me

My dreams become reality

Your cooler then Angel

JOSS suddenly pulls a bed onto the screen and pulls BRAD on top of it with him.

JOSS

Come to me Bradley, take me like you took Buffy!

The tensions relieved

(More "Ahhhh" ing )

The tensions relieved

The tensions relieved