Pan over to BRAD'S unconscious body. Show time passing by showing the sky change from night to morning in the window above him. BRAD wakes up and groggily sits up JOSS WHEDON is sitting in a chair admiring him.
BRAD
What the bleeding hell happened?
JOSS
Spike hit you, My Precious.
BRAD
But aren't I Spike?
JOSS
No, your Brad, the Uber Spike
BRAD
I so don't get this.
JOSS
Let me explain
JOSS suddenly picks up a guitar and starts to play the guitar part of the song Under Your Spell
(Tune of Under Your Spell)
JOSS
You emerged from the shadows, with a queer scowl on your face.
Viewers would see just Brad now. Other characters only fill space
You'll win every fight, walk outside in broad daylight
JOSS opens the curtains now, baiting BRAD in sunlight. BRAD stands basking in the light as JOSS prances around him. Yes, he prances.
JOSS
And say "Bloody Hell", then you'll bang Buffy
Rearrange continuity
And I'll just say "Oh Well"
Just pretend it's me,
While you two make sweet whoopee
JOSS stops prancing momentarily, and sits on a desk like Fran Fine would in "The Nanny"
JOSS
Viewers will be enchanted
Good looks and bleached blond hair
The Scoobies took you for granted
But Wolfram and Hart really cares...
JOSS suddenly leaps from the desk and twirls in the air like the effeminize male skaters do and lands in front of the door, opening it. We see through the main lobby of Wolfram and Hart, off the second floor. A single structure covered in a sheet stands in the middle of the lobby, rising two stories tall. The sheet starts to fall and we see it's a statue of BRAD
JOSS
This is now your show, surely the ratings will grow,
When you say "Bloody Hell"
It all about you: the vampire with a soul number two
You even use hair gel.Similarities aren't few
So we'll switch Angel with you
I love you Bradley!
We pan around JOSS' head as the screen gets blurry as they do in a dream sequence. As the image of JOSS and BRAD blurs we wipe to a wedding. BRAD is in a tuxedo with his leather trench coat, and a rather portly bride is standing next to him, a veil covering her face. We see the minister marrying BRAD and his bride, but we so not hear anything but the "Ahhh" sound made in the original "Under Your Spell" when Tara and Willow are fooling around in bed. BRAD lifts the veil to see his bride for the first time, revealing JOSS' face
JOSS
We no longer need to hide
What we both feel down inside
Just say "Bloody Hell"
While your kissing me
My dreams become reality
Your cooler then Angel
JOSS suddenly pulls a bed onto the screen and pulls BRAD on top of it with him.
JOSS
Come to me Bradley, take me like you took Buffy!
The tensions relieved
(More "Ahhhh" ing )
The tensions relieved
The tensions relieved
