OmixKen YojixAya
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: All I have is a credit card that I maxed out, not buying junk food or exciting underwear, no no no, buying a ridiculous number of text books. Mostly for the same class, DAMN YOU CHEMISTRY
You people are a bad influence. I was all set to study but I got so many nice reviews that I skipped going to the gym and polished off the new chapter. Only one more to go after this. Oh, and I have a stand alone auxiliary fic that I will publish with the last chapter. I would like to say that this will most defiantly be it until next week, but who am I kidding, I can't deny you guys.
Special thanks to everyone who reviewed and answered my question. Especially Sky Rat, that was just the detail I needed.
Researching the Objective
--Yoji--
After last nights fiasco, Omi and I have decided that we are going about this all the wrong way.
We are going to switch targets and feel each others out.
So I am off in search of Ken.
I found him. He was sitting on my bed with his arms folded glaring at the door.
Always the last place you look.
I wonder how long he had been holding that position waiting for me.
I don't know what has gotten him so mad, but I do not have time to deal with it right now. I'll have to use a little of my patent Yoji charm to diffuse the situation.
"Hey Ken, wow you look great today"
Ken blinks, extremely confused. No longer looking like he wants to bite my head off though, works every time.
"So Kenken, what do you look for in a relationship?"
"Someone that isn't you Kudou."
"Could you be more specific?"
"How about someone that doesn't screw anything with a hole?"
Damn, tough luck Chibi. Well, Ken is mad; he is probably just trying to discourage me and wouldn't care about Omi's promiscuousness.
"How do you feel about Omi?"
Ken blinks again
"You know, Omittchi, Chibi, that adorable little piece of ass down the hall."
"Don't talk about him like that"
"Come on Ken; don't tell me you haven't thought about bedding him. He's incredibly sexy."
" . . . "
"Come on, can't you just see him, screaming in pleasure, writhing around on the bed, those big blue eyes looking up with trust as he learns about the world of carnal pleasure?"
Ken is about the shade of a fire truck and he is sputtering while he tries to think of an insult and blood gushes from his nose.
"You two are pretty good friends right? I mean, if you were to talk to him about it."
"I AM NOT YOUR PIMP YOJI!" and Ken ran off to his room and slammed the door.
. . . So, that went well.
Meanwhile
Yoji is such a man whore.
It was bad enough when Omi started making late night visits to his room, but now he's hitting on Ken too.
Ken's a real idiot sometimes though, I don't think he noticed.
Ken's really got a thing for Omi. I mean bad. He probably wouldn't care what a slut Omi is. I think Ken is actually in love with the boy. I wonder how he feels about sharing Omi with Yoji.
And me if Omi has his way.
Omi wants my body. Not ten minutes ago he was in here being all sweet and cute and asking me what I did for fun. If I didn't know about his nocturnal activities I would have thought he was just being a sweet and concerned friend, but I know Omi a little better then that.
I read his diary.
Or "Omi's Conquests" as it's titled on the first page. For being secretive he sure doesn't hide things well, it only took me ten minutes to find it in his condom drawer after he made an off-hand comment about having a diary.
The boy gets some serious play.
I can see why though. He wrote his measurements on the first page. Assuming he wasn't exaggerating (and why would he? This is his private diary no one else will ever read) he is more then adequately endowed.
He puts me, and probably the rest of Weiss (although I've never measured Ken's) to shame. It's ridiculous really, way out of proportion to the rest of his body. He probably looks funny when he's naked.
*And remember, Karma smiles on those who review*
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: All I have is a credit card that I maxed out, not buying junk food or exciting underwear, no no no, buying a ridiculous number of text books. Mostly for the same class, DAMN YOU CHEMISTRY
You people are a bad influence. I was all set to study but I got so many nice reviews that I skipped going to the gym and polished off the new chapter. Only one more to go after this. Oh, and I have a stand alone auxiliary fic that I will publish with the last chapter. I would like to say that this will most defiantly be it until next week, but who am I kidding, I can't deny you guys.
Special thanks to everyone who reviewed and answered my question. Especially Sky Rat, that was just the detail I needed.
Researching the Objective
--Yoji--
After last nights fiasco, Omi and I have decided that we are going about this all the wrong way.
We are going to switch targets and feel each others out.
So I am off in search of Ken.
I found him. He was sitting on my bed with his arms folded glaring at the door.
Always the last place you look.
I wonder how long he had been holding that position waiting for me.
I don't know what has gotten him so mad, but I do not have time to deal with it right now. I'll have to use a little of my patent Yoji charm to diffuse the situation.
"Hey Ken, wow you look great today"
Ken blinks, extremely confused. No longer looking like he wants to bite my head off though, works every time.
"So Kenken, what do you look for in a relationship?"
"Someone that isn't you Kudou."
"Could you be more specific?"
"How about someone that doesn't screw anything with a hole?"
Damn, tough luck Chibi. Well, Ken is mad; he is probably just trying to discourage me and wouldn't care about Omi's promiscuousness.
"How do you feel about Omi?"
Ken blinks again
"You know, Omittchi, Chibi, that adorable little piece of ass down the hall."
"Don't talk about him like that"
"Come on Ken; don't tell me you haven't thought about bedding him. He's incredibly sexy."
" . . . "
"Come on, can't you just see him, screaming in pleasure, writhing around on the bed, those big blue eyes looking up with trust as he learns about the world of carnal pleasure?"
Ken is about the shade of a fire truck and he is sputtering while he tries to think of an insult and blood gushes from his nose.
"You two are pretty good friends right? I mean, if you were to talk to him about it."
"I AM NOT YOUR PIMP YOJI!" and Ken ran off to his room and slammed the door.
. . . So, that went well.
Meanwhile
Yoji is such a man whore.
It was bad enough when Omi started making late night visits to his room, but now he's hitting on Ken too.
Ken's a real idiot sometimes though, I don't think he noticed.
Ken's really got a thing for Omi. I mean bad. He probably wouldn't care what a slut Omi is. I think Ken is actually in love with the boy. I wonder how he feels about sharing Omi with Yoji.
And me if Omi has his way.
Omi wants my body. Not ten minutes ago he was in here being all sweet and cute and asking me what I did for fun. If I didn't know about his nocturnal activities I would have thought he was just being a sweet and concerned friend, but I know Omi a little better then that.
I read his diary.
Or "Omi's Conquests" as it's titled on the first page. For being secretive he sure doesn't hide things well, it only took me ten minutes to find it in his condom drawer after he made an off-hand comment about having a diary.
The boy gets some serious play.
I can see why though. He wrote his measurements on the first page. Assuming he wasn't exaggerating (and why would he? This is his private diary no one else will ever read) he is more then adequately endowed.
He puts me, and probably the rest of Weiss (although I've never measured Ken's) to shame. It's ridiculous really, way out of proportion to the rest of his body. He probably looks funny when he's naked.
*And remember, Karma smiles on those who review*
