MISSION REPORT 002 FROM: PILOT 02 TO: PILOT 01
Title: Beyond What You Needed to Know About Life (or beyond the number of words needed in one title, but this isn't my longest title..My longest title is, "Look What Happens When Crazy Board, Needs More Friends Around Her Because When There Are None Things Like This Come Out, Du Decides That For Jenai's Birthday She Should Get A Ridiculous Story About Chickens and Kouji and Pete Unanimously Votes That Du's Even More Crazy Idea-That it Needs to Become Longer-Like an Epic-and Du Listens (Without Questioning Her Sanity-and We All Know She Should) So Now Its Not Just For Jenai-That It Is Not-Story With an Extremely Long Title So Du Can Say She Used All the Letters of the ABC's-So Don't Complain or I'll Use My Xyster on You!-Story that's a Side Story to the Squeals Upon Squeals.Zowie!" and it an't no lie! )
Author: Duo Jei Farfarello Omi Mamau Maxwell Tsukiyono Takatori ~ the Blacked Winged Shinigami .. the one and only, at your service. Standard rate is five thou a head-but if you have an-oops! Just for got you heard that ( I'm just Du. simple, little, no killing, Du (
Disclaimer: Yare Yare!! I don't own anything so why must you insist that I do? Fine. Okay. In addition to the pervious ones (see chapter one for details) I do not own: Yami no Matsuei
Warnings: Warn? Where's the fun in that? Sheesh, just take all my fun away!! (Really-I think I covered it in the first chapter)
Parings: Yes.
Rating: No. Actually-this is rated NCRPG13 (
Notes: Run like hell!! The fire is 'a coming!! Actually-man-I like this word-actually--( Anyhoo the first time I wrote this-it was WAY different.. But then our computer crashed-and lone behold-so did my fic-and damit I was almost no where near done-but yeah. I like the plot now-maybe because I don't remember the last one(
Feedback: food? No wait-um-telling me what your think of my nuttiness-why the hell not? duoyuy13@hotmail.com
The Key: (so you don't forget!) 'Thoughts' "The Spoken Word." /Writings/ Flashbacks
The Anime Key - 4 Chapter 2: Final Fantasy VIII- Rinoa Heartilly Weiss Kreuz- Nagi Naoe Yami no Matsuei- Tsuzuki Asato Saiyuki- Hakkai Cho Fushigi Yuugi- Tamahome (Kishuku Sou) (and then all them other ones from chapter one)
This portion sponsored by ~ Q mushroom tea- a wonderful product of the Tiny Nations
~ Beyond What You Needed to Know About Life ~
Part Two: Fish Kick and Multiple Fractures Are Fun
April 2nd
"Hello, Farfarello."
"Hello Mr. Dumb ass."
"How was the first day of school?"
"Very confiding," Farfie said, smiling widely at his doctor. "I bet you made it so I don't have any classes with your son."
"Do you really believe that Farfarello?"
"You're a psychologist. Of course."
~*~*~*~*~*
It was five minutes to first period, when Heero, who was walking down the hall, was pushed by a little blond student, Quatre.
"What do you want?" Heero asked.
Quatre glared, "your making a mistake. I saw you last night--"
"You're following me around?"
"I just happen to see you, with Duo."
"Yeah, happen-I believe it."
"You should just stay the hell away from them."
"Don't tell me what to do or what not to do. You don't even know me."
"I'm sorry I care."
"You don't care, your just being a prick."
"Fine, answer this, did you use to live here?"
"What? Are you fucking nuts?"
"When you were a kid?"
"I don't know," Heero said. "Why don't you just leave me alone?"
"Fine."
Heero flipped the blond student off and turned and continued walking back to his class.
Quatre starred, glaring.
~*~*~*~*~*
Schu walked into first period ten seconds after the bell.
"Detention," Crawford said, without looking up.
"Don't I get a second chance or something?" Schu asked walking to his seat.
"You?" Crawford said looking up. "No."
Schu huffed. Duo sighed, Zechs snorted.
"Let's get to class, shall we?"
"I hate my life," Schu said with a sigh.
"I hate your life two," Duo said thoughtfully.
"At least I'm not alone."
Duo sighed, smiling slightly, as he opened his book.
~*~*~*~*~*
Squall smiled, crossing his legs and tossing then into the empty desk in front of him.
"Squall," a student sitting across from him asked.
"Yeah Nagi?"
"Are you still with Rinoa?"
"Yeah. On and off. You know how it is with her."
Nagi nodded a small smile on his lips.
"So, how's English with the principal going?"
"It sucks. But they won't let me be taught by my father."
"Nagi Crawford," Squall said with a grin. "Sucks to be you."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Yuki," Duo said as he took his seat.
The second period bell rang, and the purple haired writer didn't even look up from his notebook, but did acknowledge Duo with a wave of his hand.
"So, what are you writing about this year? Sci-fi? Fantasy?"
"You."
Duo laughed, "that's a good one. What are you really writing about?"
Yuki sighed, "I'll let you read it when I'm finished."
"Okay."
Yuki smiled, glancing up at Duo. "If I ever was to write about you, would you care?"
"No," Duo said. "There's not much to tell."
Yuki smiled, pushing the stop button on this hidden tape recorder. 'One down, and a whole hell of a lot more to go.'
Duo smiled. "So did you finish your last book?"
"Of course. My Sci-fi adventure. But I found out that it's not really my genre."
"Oh," Duo said. "What is?"
"I'm thinking this year will be a romantic drama."
Duo laughed, "and what would you know about that?"
Yuki smiled, "we'll see."
~*~*~*~*~*
Schu slumped lower in his second period seat. "I can't believe that I have detention again," Schu cried.
Nuriko snorted, tossing back his long hair to reveal his red earring. "I can. If you recall you spent plenty of time their last year."
"Oh bite me."
"I think that's Farfarello's job."
Zechs sighed. "You two and your dating lives."
"What?" Nuriko asked. "Just 'cause you don't get any."
"I get plenty."
"What? Got a sheep?"
"Your one sick puppy."
"Thank you," Nuriko said.
"Class!" the teacher yelled. "Have you finished the reading?"
"Yes Professor Cho."
Schu looked down and began reading.
~*~*~*~*~*
Farfarello sat in his cage in the back of second period social science, happily chewing on his pen cap. Another student sitting nearby glared.
"Why is he allowed in this school anyway?"
"Why are you?" Farf asked.
"Do you see me behind a cage?"
"No but I saw you jack off in front of the monkeys at the zoo."
The class erupted in soft giggles.
"I did not you sick freak."
"You shouldn't say things to a psycho," Farf stated. "They do let me out you know." Farf smiled, showing his teeth.
"Is that a threat?"
"No, that's a promise."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, Heero," Schu purred, catching up with him in the hall between second and third. "I've found the perfect person for you," Schu said as they walked together to their Algebra three class.
"Really?" Heero asked, surprised that Schu found someone so fast.
"Yup, single, sexy, and has very nice hair."
"Do any of your friends have bad hair?"
"Duo," Schu said, taking a seat. Heero sat down next to him.
"I think Duo's hair looks nice."
"No silly, Duo is your date."
"What?" Heero asked.
"Yeah," Schu grinned. "Why not? He's a good looking, single."
Heero gave Schu a puzzled look.
"So are you okay with that?" Schu asked. "I could find someone else if you would like."
"No, no, Duo's fine. He's great," Heero smiled.
"Perfect."
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo skipped into the lunchroom with an odd little smile on his face.
"What's up with the little one?" Farfie, who had gotten permission to eat lunch in the lunchroom asked Schu, as Duo sat next to him, a dopey little smile on his face.
"Well," Schuldich said with a small smile, "I talked to Heero in third and told him who was his little date for the weekend. Heero seemed happy about the news. So when I told the braided fool this is what happened." Schuldich pointed to Duo who was slowly thinking himself out of his seat.
"Sick," Farfie muttered.
"He must feel sorry for me," Duo pondered, mostly to himself. "I'm not cute. I'm kinda fat. My hair is boring. I'm short. Annoying--"
Schu frowned, "fat? You? Hah!"
Duo looked up at him, "you agree don't you. Oh gawd's."
Farfie scolded at Schuldich, "fix."
"I can't just fix it. He's-"
"Spazzing," Nurkio jumped in, "and speaking of the devil."
Everyone looked up as Heero came walking over; Duo fell out of his chair.
"Maybe you should have started him with a puppy," Farfie said. "Human seems like too much for the little one to take."
Schu sighed.
"Or goldfish."
"What about goldfish?" Heero asked, sitting down next to Duo who had gotten back in his seat.
"Oh, just that the taste better still kicking."
"Fish kick?" Nuriko asked.
"Quite hard," Farf said. "They're as much fun as a boyfriend."
"What?" Heero asked.
"Well it's just that it's just as wild as using-"
"No, No!" Hotohori jumped in. "It's like a weasel."
"What?" Duo asked. "How?"
"Well it's got more of a bite."
"Snail," Schu said thoughtfully. "Slimy."
"I think I'm getting sick," Duo said.
"Goldfish are slimy," Farfie said. "And some of them do bite."
"Its furry-weasels."
About that time they all stop to look at one another.
"We are talking about tongue right?"
"I thought we were talking about what you could do with your tongue."
Duo banged his head against the table.
"Well if its tongue to tongue, Farfie is the closest."
Farfie nodded. "What can I say, my science teacher always said to test you hypothesis."
~*~*~*~*~*
Heero, Yuki, Nurkio, and Gojyo were sitting in Crawford's classroom flipping threw the English book.
Two rows next to them sat Q sat glaring, Trowa sat next to him, consternating on the assignment.
Two rows from them sat Squall, Ivring, and there friend Tamahome.
"This class is like harassment," Nuriko said. "Were even sectioned off like class status."
Gojyo sighed, "Yeah. I mean the only one worse off then us is him," he pointed to the sullen boy in the back corner.
"Farf," Yuki said, glancing up from his writing. "Farfie is everything Squall isn't. The class president, and the class freak."
"Squall's been class president since sixth grade," Nuriko said, "some things never change."
~*~*~*~*~*
Heero and Duo walked to art together, chatting about their earlier classes that day.
"Crawford hates me," Duo said. "And I haven't even done anything yet."
Heero smiled, "Uh, Duo?"
"Yeah?"
Heero shifted his gaze to the floor. "About Friday."
"What about Friday?"
"Well, um-Schuldich said that you're my date, and well-"
"Yeah."
"Well, did you want to go with me? I just figured that no one else would agree and so you felt pity for me and said you would. Well if that's the case, then don't worry about it okay."
"Heero, I want to go with you. Really."
Heero looked at Duo with a puzzled look on his face.
"Duo-"
"Its okay Heero. Don't feel bad-I just didn't want to see what else Schu could have stuck you with."
Heero nodded. "How about dinner tonight?"
They walked into the art room and took their seats.
"We can go with Schuldich and Farfie and everyone," Duo said.
"No, I mean you and me, tonight. Just us."
"Us?" Duo fell out of his chair.
"I've heard of head over heals," Farfie said as he passed by with his doctors, "but you're being ridiculous little Duo. Its not meant to be taken literary."
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo was laying on his bed, dressed in baggy black pants, and a tight black shiny shirt and white socks staring up at the ceiling.
"So," Schuldich said, "you Duo, going out on a date?"
"No. Its just dinner."
"Dinner leads to other things," Schuldich said.
Duo sighed.
"Are you sure that you don't want me to come with you?"
"Yes I'm sure," Duo said, getting up.
"Fine. Have fun Duo," Schu replied. "I'm watching you!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Nuriko, Hotohori, and Yuki were sitting around Nuriko's room doing homework.
"I can't believe that next year you aren't going to be here," Nuriko said. "It's been forever with you Hotohori."
"Yes. I know. But, I don't regret skipping grades."
Yuki looked up from his notebook.
Someone knocked on the door.
"Come in!" Nuriko yelled.
The door opened and Schuldich and Farfarello walked in.
"Hey guys," Schu said.
Farfarello ran in, and jumped onto Nuriko's bed.
"Where's Duo."
"Out. With Heero."
Yuki smiled slightly.
"Na no da!" Farfie said.
Schu sighed, "we came by wondering if you guys have eaten yet."
"No," Hotohori said with a smile. "And I'm starving."
"Es!" Farfie said nodding, "the voices are starving as well."
"Can voices starve?" Yuki asked.
"Of course. That's why stupid people don't hear voices," Farfie said. "Nothing there but empty space." He smiled brightly and skipped out the door.
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo and Heero were sitting in the little restaurant across from each other eating sandwiches. Duo's knees were bouncing.
"You've lived in the United States once?"
"Yeah, New York," Heero answered. "It wasn't for too long."
"I've only been to Montana and the airport in LA."
"So why do you live in Japan?" Heero asked, "and you said your sister was in London?"
"Well my parents use to live in Japan, but they moved to the States about four years ago. I wanted to stay here for school, so they let me."
"Oh, and your sister?"
"She got a good scholarship in London. Her names Dorothy by the way."
"Dorothy. It nice. Duo's seams a little different. Well compared to Dorothy anyway."
"What'd yah think her name was? Trio? Maybe Uno?"
Heero smiled, "I guess not."
"I never see her anymore. Our schools are on different schedules and stuff." Duo smiled, "so what about you? You said you had a little brother right?"
"Yeah. Syaoran and I aren't close."
"Oh, sorry."
"Don't worry about it."
"Let's talk about something else," Duo said. "Who's your favorite music group?"
"L'arc-en-Ciel." [1]
"Cool, I love those guys."
Duo looked up as the doors to the restaurant chimed and Quatre and Trowa walked in. Duo took a deep breath as he and Quatre locked eyes.
Heero turned around to see what Duo was looking at.
Quatre walked over and stopped by their table.
"Hi Q," Duo said looking up at the blond student. "How have you been?"
Quatre glared, not answering the question.
"What do you want Quatre? You haven't talked to me in years. You don't ever acknowledge my presence."
"It's your fault," Quatre said in an even tone.
"Screw that!" Duo said jumping out of his seat. "I was always your friend. Always. You turned on me. You Quatre. You did it. Not me. So don't blame it on me."
"You choose Schu over me Duo."
"I didn't choose. You did."
"Why couldn't you just leave him? Why him? Why not me?"
"I was confuse. Do you remember that Quatre? Do you? Tsuzuki had just died," Duo said tearing up. "And you had told me it was sick and wrong to love another guy. But Schu said that love is love, and lust is lust and it doesn't matter. And I wanted to believe Schu so much Q. Do you know why he did it Quatre? Do you? Tsuzuki was gay. That's why he killed himself. And I never told anyone but Schu. Not my mom or dad, not even Dorothy."
Quatre sighed, "I didn't know Duo. I know you loved your brother. I'm sorry that I made that time in your life more difficult. But it doesn't change what happen, or how I feel. I still hate you."
Duo nodded.
"Come on Trowa, let's go," Quatre said.
Once they had left, Heero spoke up; "I'm sorry Duo."
"Don't worry about it."
~*~*~*~*~*
After dinner, Duo and Heero walked back to the dorm rooms, chatting about various things, but nothing to important.
"Do you have any homework?" Heero asked, as they walked inside.
"Nothing I need to do."
"Wanna come over for a bit then?"
Duo smiled, "sure."
They walked to Heero's dorm room and Heero unlocked the door.
"Guess Kurama isn't home," Duo said glancing around.
"Guess not," Heero said. "But he's never here anyhow."
Duo shrugged and took a seat on the bed, "I bet you're curious."
"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to Duo," Heero said, sitting on the chair by the desk. "I mean you barely know me."
"I want to know you," Duo said looking over at him. Then fell back into the bed. "Tsuzuki was my older brother. He died about four years ago. He hung himself in his bedroom. He had skipped school that day. He was a senior at the time. It was almost the end of the school year. I ran up the stairs to his room to ask him if he was feeling better and there he was. I threw up. And then I remember falling to the ground in the hallway right outside his room balling. Dorothy came up the stairs. Then she saw him too."
Heero, who had been glancing at the floor since Duo had started, looked over at him.
"There had been a note on the floor and I took it with out even knowing it, and then I ran. I ran and ran until I was sick and then I read his note. He had been confused about being gay. About what to do, how to tell any of us. And then his boyfriend had dumped him. I didn't even know he had a boyfriend. We use to tell each other everything, but he didn't tell me the most important thing in his life."
Heero got up and went to sit on the bed next to Duo.
"Schu had found me at the park. He had found out that my brother died. He use to come over to my house every day after he checked in with his nanny and we would play together. He looked everywhere for me and he eventually found me. I told him what Tsuzuki had written. He was one of my best friends, and I needed to tell someone. He told me that Tsuzuki was normal, and it would be okay. Love is love, and lust is lust and it doesn't matter if its between two guys, two girls, or a guy and girl."
Heero nodded, and Duo looked at him for a moment.
"Well when I was going to tell Quatre about it, the second I said 'gay' Quatre freaked out, saying it was sick and wrong. Well Schuldich jumped in saying that he was gay, asking Quatre still thought the same way. They never talked to each other again. For a while I was stuck in the middle. I had been friends with both of them forever and I wanted to stay friends with both of them, and one day Q just ignored me. And he has ever since."
Heero sighed. "Schu is right. Love is love. Maybe one day Quatre will see that."
"I don't think he will. He was raised to think the way he does."
"People change."
Duo smiled at him, "I hope." He sighed, "Let's talk about something else."
"Okay," Heero said, "How about we try for a more peaceful dinner tomorrow or something or whatever-I guess if you want."
"Okay then, yes. To whatever it is your asking."
"What if I asked if I could lock you in a chest and bury you under my bed."
"Then yes." Duo sighed, "but that's not what your asking right?"
"No it's not." Heero smiled.
"But I don't. I'm worried you're going to bury me now."
Heero sighed, "Duo, dinner tomorrow?"
Duo laughed. After a few minutes he stopped at looked over at Heero. "Yeah. Yes. Of course," He answered before he giggled again.
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo opened the door to his dorm room to find Schuldich glaring at him.
"What?"
"You're late."
"I am not, mother."
"Don't call me that."
"Then don't act like one."
"I'm not acting like one."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not!"
The two looked at each other.
"Not," Schuldich said. "Did you have fun?"
Duo nodded, "Yeah, he's really good at making me--"
Schu glared.
"Laugh. Don't get all paranoid on me."
"I'm not."
"Its not like you haven't ever done it."
"Not on a first date."
From under Schu's bed, Farfie stuck his head out. "This is fun."
"It is not!" Duo and Schu yelled.
"I'm enjoying it."
"Well stop," Duo said.
Farfie stuck his tongue out. "tisk tisk, first rule of dating never ever say stop."
Duo threw his jacket at Farfie, Schuldich groaned.
"Unless, you're on a train track and there's a train. Multiple fractures are fun."
"Just don't get too attached to him Duo," Schu said ignoring Farfie.
Duo stared at him.
Schu glared, "I'm just warning you."
"Well don't."
Farfie giggled, crawling back under Schu's bed. "If you ask me he should do whatever he wants Schu-bunny."
"Don't call me that and no."
Farfie stuck his head out again. "We've been dating for three years now right?"
"If you want to call it dating."
Farfie raised his eyebrow.
Schu frowned, then nodded. "Yeah, so?"
"You're the first."
"What?"
"I've never dated anyone before you."
Farfie crawled back under, Duo beamed.
"No I'm not!"
Duo fell onto his bed with a grin. Schu fell to his knees, becoming level to the ground. He peered under the bed.
"You never told me that."
"You never asked."
Schu groaned.
"I win," Farfie added.
"It doesn't count," Schu said. "I mean your-" He glanced at Duo. "Never mind Farfie, you win."
TBC......
~Du's Babbling beyond what you wanted to know but didn't know you needed to ask~
[1] I don't own this( how sad.. but they sing so pretty too!
PS 'Up, you wanted to know all of this..
Well. I'm finally done with part two! How wonderful! I've been done with this chapter way longer then it took me to actually send this.. heehee.. Na no da!! I just needed to re-read it.. and make sure it sounded okay.. and I managed to avoid doing that for a week.. but.. here it is now.. so I hope you enjoyed it.
Title: Beyond What You Needed to Know About Life (or beyond the number of words needed in one title, but this isn't my longest title..My longest title is, "Look What Happens When Crazy Board, Needs More Friends Around Her Because When There Are None Things Like This Come Out, Du Decides That For Jenai's Birthday She Should Get A Ridiculous Story About Chickens and Kouji and Pete Unanimously Votes That Du's Even More Crazy Idea-That it Needs to Become Longer-Like an Epic-and Du Listens (Without Questioning Her Sanity-and We All Know She Should) So Now Its Not Just For Jenai-That It Is Not-Story With an Extremely Long Title So Du Can Say She Used All the Letters of the ABC's-So Don't Complain or I'll Use My Xyster on You!-Story that's a Side Story to the Squeals Upon Squeals.Zowie!" and it an't no lie! )
Author: Duo Jei Farfarello Omi Mamau Maxwell Tsukiyono Takatori ~ the Blacked Winged Shinigami .. the one and only, at your service. Standard rate is five thou a head-but if you have an-oops! Just for got you heard that ( I'm just Du. simple, little, no killing, Du (
Disclaimer: Yare Yare!! I don't own anything so why must you insist that I do? Fine. Okay. In addition to the pervious ones (see chapter one for details) I do not own: Yami no Matsuei
Warnings: Warn? Where's the fun in that? Sheesh, just take all my fun away!! (Really-I think I covered it in the first chapter)
Parings: Yes.
Rating: No. Actually-this is rated NCRPG13 (
Notes: Run like hell!! The fire is 'a coming!! Actually-man-I like this word-actually--( Anyhoo the first time I wrote this-it was WAY different.. But then our computer crashed-and lone behold-so did my fic-and damit I was almost no where near done-but yeah. I like the plot now-maybe because I don't remember the last one(
Feedback: food? No wait-um-telling me what your think of my nuttiness-why the hell not? duoyuy13@hotmail.com
The Key: (so you don't forget!) 'Thoughts' "The Spoken Word." /Writings/ Flashbacks
The Anime Key - 4 Chapter 2: Final Fantasy VIII- Rinoa Heartilly Weiss Kreuz- Nagi Naoe Yami no Matsuei- Tsuzuki Asato Saiyuki- Hakkai Cho Fushigi Yuugi- Tamahome (Kishuku Sou) (and then all them other ones from chapter one)
This portion sponsored by ~ Q mushroom tea- a wonderful product of the Tiny Nations
~ Beyond What You Needed to Know About Life ~
Part Two: Fish Kick and Multiple Fractures Are Fun
April 2nd
"Hello, Farfarello."
"Hello Mr. Dumb ass."
"How was the first day of school?"
"Very confiding," Farfie said, smiling widely at his doctor. "I bet you made it so I don't have any classes with your son."
"Do you really believe that Farfarello?"
"You're a psychologist. Of course."
~*~*~*~*~*
It was five minutes to first period, when Heero, who was walking down the hall, was pushed by a little blond student, Quatre.
"What do you want?" Heero asked.
Quatre glared, "your making a mistake. I saw you last night--"
"You're following me around?"
"I just happen to see you, with Duo."
"Yeah, happen-I believe it."
"You should just stay the hell away from them."
"Don't tell me what to do or what not to do. You don't even know me."
"I'm sorry I care."
"You don't care, your just being a prick."
"Fine, answer this, did you use to live here?"
"What? Are you fucking nuts?"
"When you were a kid?"
"I don't know," Heero said. "Why don't you just leave me alone?"
"Fine."
Heero flipped the blond student off and turned and continued walking back to his class.
Quatre starred, glaring.
~*~*~*~*~*
Schu walked into first period ten seconds after the bell.
"Detention," Crawford said, without looking up.
"Don't I get a second chance or something?" Schu asked walking to his seat.
"You?" Crawford said looking up. "No."
Schu huffed. Duo sighed, Zechs snorted.
"Let's get to class, shall we?"
"I hate my life," Schu said with a sigh.
"I hate your life two," Duo said thoughtfully.
"At least I'm not alone."
Duo sighed, smiling slightly, as he opened his book.
~*~*~*~*~*
Squall smiled, crossing his legs and tossing then into the empty desk in front of him.
"Squall," a student sitting across from him asked.
"Yeah Nagi?"
"Are you still with Rinoa?"
"Yeah. On and off. You know how it is with her."
Nagi nodded a small smile on his lips.
"So, how's English with the principal going?"
"It sucks. But they won't let me be taught by my father."
"Nagi Crawford," Squall said with a grin. "Sucks to be you."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Yuki," Duo said as he took his seat.
The second period bell rang, and the purple haired writer didn't even look up from his notebook, but did acknowledge Duo with a wave of his hand.
"So, what are you writing about this year? Sci-fi? Fantasy?"
"You."
Duo laughed, "that's a good one. What are you really writing about?"
Yuki sighed, "I'll let you read it when I'm finished."
"Okay."
Yuki smiled, glancing up at Duo. "If I ever was to write about you, would you care?"
"No," Duo said. "There's not much to tell."
Yuki smiled, pushing the stop button on this hidden tape recorder. 'One down, and a whole hell of a lot more to go.'
Duo smiled. "So did you finish your last book?"
"Of course. My Sci-fi adventure. But I found out that it's not really my genre."
"Oh," Duo said. "What is?"
"I'm thinking this year will be a romantic drama."
Duo laughed, "and what would you know about that?"
Yuki smiled, "we'll see."
~*~*~*~*~*
Schu slumped lower in his second period seat. "I can't believe that I have detention again," Schu cried.
Nuriko snorted, tossing back his long hair to reveal his red earring. "I can. If you recall you spent plenty of time their last year."
"Oh bite me."
"I think that's Farfarello's job."
Zechs sighed. "You two and your dating lives."
"What?" Nuriko asked. "Just 'cause you don't get any."
"I get plenty."
"What? Got a sheep?"
"Your one sick puppy."
"Thank you," Nuriko said.
"Class!" the teacher yelled. "Have you finished the reading?"
"Yes Professor Cho."
Schu looked down and began reading.
~*~*~*~*~*
Farfarello sat in his cage in the back of second period social science, happily chewing on his pen cap. Another student sitting nearby glared.
"Why is he allowed in this school anyway?"
"Why are you?" Farf asked.
"Do you see me behind a cage?"
"No but I saw you jack off in front of the monkeys at the zoo."
The class erupted in soft giggles.
"I did not you sick freak."
"You shouldn't say things to a psycho," Farf stated. "They do let me out you know." Farf smiled, showing his teeth.
"Is that a threat?"
"No, that's a promise."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, Heero," Schu purred, catching up with him in the hall between second and third. "I've found the perfect person for you," Schu said as they walked together to their Algebra three class.
"Really?" Heero asked, surprised that Schu found someone so fast.
"Yup, single, sexy, and has very nice hair."
"Do any of your friends have bad hair?"
"Duo," Schu said, taking a seat. Heero sat down next to him.
"I think Duo's hair looks nice."
"No silly, Duo is your date."
"What?" Heero asked.
"Yeah," Schu grinned. "Why not? He's a good looking, single."
Heero gave Schu a puzzled look.
"So are you okay with that?" Schu asked. "I could find someone else if you would like."
"No, no, Duo's fine. He's great," Heero smiled.
"Perfect."
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo skipped into the lunchroom with an odd little smile on his face.
"What's up with the little one?" Farfie, who had gotten permission to eat lunch in the lunchroom asked Schu, as Duo sat next to him, a dopey little smile on his face.
"Well," Schuldich said with a small smile, "I talked to Heero in third and told him who was his little date for the weekend. Heero seemed happy about the news. So when I told the braided fool this is what happened." Schuldich pointed to Duo who was slowly thinking himself out of his seat.
"Sick," Farfie muttered.
"He must feel sorry for me," Duo pondered, mostly to himself. "I'm not cute. I'm kinda fat. My hair is boring. I'm short. Annoying--"
Schu frowned, "fat? You? Hah!"
Duo looked up at him, "you agree don't you. Oh gawd's."
Farfie scolded at Schuldich, "fix."
"I can't just fix it. He's-"
"Spazzing," Nurkio jumped in, "and speaking of the devil."
Everyone looked up as Heero came walking over; Duo fell out of his chair.
"Maybe you should have started him with a puppy," Farfie said. "Human seems like too much for the little one to take."
Schu sighed.
"Or goldfish."
"What about goldfish?" Heero asked, sitting down next to Duo who had gotten back in his seat.
"Oh, just that the taste better still kicking."
"Fish kick?" Nuriko asked.
"Quite hard," Farf said. "They're as much fun as a boyfriend."
"What?" Heero asked.
"Well it's just that it's just as wild as using-"
"No, No!" Hotohori jumped in. "It's like a weasel."
"What?" Duo asked. "How?"
"Well it's got more of a bite."
"Snail," Schu said thoughtfully. "Slimy."
"I think I'm getting sick," Duo said.
"Goldfish are slimy," Farfie said. "And some of them do bite."
"Its furry-weasels."
About that time they all stop to look at one another.
"We are talking about tongue right?"
"I thought we were talking about what you could do with your tongue."
Duo banged his head against the table.
"Well if its tongue to tongue, Farfie is the closest."
Farfie nodded. "What can I say, my science teacher always said to test you hypothesis."
~*~*~*~*~*
Heero, Yuki, Nurkio, and Gojyo were sitting in Crawford's classroom flipping threw the English book.
Two rows next to them sat Q sat glaring, Trowa sat next to him, consternating on the assignment.
Two rows from them sat Squall, Ivring, and there friend Tamahome.
"This class is like harassment," Nuriko said. "Were even sectioned off like class status."
Gojyo sighed, "Yeah. I mean the only one worse off then us is him," he pointed to the sullen boy in the back corner.
"Farf," Yuki said, glancing up from his writing. "Farfie is everything Squall isn't. The class president, and the class freak."
"Squall's been class president since sixth grade," Nuriko said, "some things never change."
~*~*~*~*~*
Heero and Duo walked to art together, chatting about their earlier classes that day.
"Crawford hates me," Duo said. "And I haven't even done anything yet."
Heero smiled, "Uh, Duo?"
"Yeah?"
Heero shifted his gaze to the floor. "About Friday."
"What about Friday?"
"Well, um-Schuldich said that you're my date, and well-"
"Yeah."
"Well, did you want to go with me? I just figured that no one else would agree and so you felt pity for me and said you would. Well if that's the case, then don't worry about it okay."
"Heero, I want to go with you. Really."
Heero looked at Duo with a puzzled look on his face.
"Duo-"
"Its okay Heero. Don't feel bad-I just didn't want to see what else Schu could have stuck you with."
Heero nodded. "How about dinner tonight?"
They walked into the art room and took their seats.
"We can go with Schuldich and Farfie and everyone," Duo said.
"No, I mean you and me, tonight. Just us."
"Us?" Duo fell out of his chair.
"I've heard of head over heals," Farfie said as he passed by with his doctors, "but you're being ridiculous little Duo. Its not meant to be taken literary."
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo was laying on his bed, dressed in baggy black pants, and a tight black shiny shirt and white socks staring up at the ceiling.
"So," Schuldich said, "you Duo, going out on a date?"
"No. Its just dinner."
"Dinner leads to other things," Schuldich said.
Duo sighed.
"Are you sure that you don't want me to come with you?"
"Yes I'm sure," Duo said, getting up.
"Fine. Have fun Duo," Schu replied. "I'm watching you!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Nuriko, Hotohori, and Yuki were sitting around Nuriko's room doing homework.
"I can't believe that next year you aren't going to be here," Nuriko said. "It's been forever with you Hotohori."
"Yes. I know. But, I don't regret skipping grades."
Yuki looked up from his notebook.
Someone knocked on the door.
"Come in!" Nuriko yelled.
The door opened and Schuldich and Farfarello walked in.
"Hey guys," Schu said.
Farfarello ran in, and jumped onto Nuriko's bed.
"Where's Duo."
"Out. With Heero."
Yuki smiled slightly.
"Na no da!" Farfie said.
Schu sighed, "we came by wondering if you guys have eaten yet."
"No," Hotohori said with a smile. "And I'm starving."
"Es!" Farfie said nodding, "the voices are starving as well."
"Can voices starve?" Yuki asked.
"Of course. That's why stupid people don't hear voices," Farfie said. "Nothing there but empty space." He smiled brightly and skipped out the door.
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo and Heero were sitting in the little restaurant across from each other eating sandwiches. Duo's knees were bouncing.
"You've lived in the United States once?"
"Yeah, New York," Heero answered. "It wasn't for too long."
"I've only been to Montana and the airport in LA."
"So why do you live in Japan?" Heero asked, "and you said your sister was in London?"
"Well my parents use to live in Japan, but they moved to the States about four years ago. I wanted to stay here for school, so they let me."
"Oh, and your sister?"
"She got a good scholarship in London. Her names Dorothy by the way."
"Dorothy. It nice. Duo's seams a little different. Well compared to Dorothy anyway."
"What'd yah think her name was? Trio? Maybe Uno?"
Heero smiled, "I guess not."
"I never see her anymore. Our schools are on different schedules and stuff." Duo smiled, "so what about you? You said you had a little brother right?"
"Yeah. Syaoran and I aren't close."
"Oh, sorry."
"Don't worry about it."
"Let's talk about something else," Duo said. "Who's your favorite music group?"
"L'arc-en-Ciel." [1]
"Cool, I love those guys."
Duo looked up as the doors to the restaurant chimed and Quatre and Trowa walked in. Duo took a deep breath as he and Quatre locked eyes.
Heero turned around to see what Duo was looking at.
Quatre walked over and stopped by their table.
"Hi Q," Duo said looking up at the blond student. "How have you been?"
Quatre glared, not answering the question.
"What do you want Quatre? You haven't talked to me in years. You don't ever acknowledge my presence."
"It's your fault," Quatre said in an even tone.
"Screw that!" Duo said jumping out of his seat. "I was always your friend. Always. You turned on me. You Quatre. You did it. Not me. So don't blame it on me."
"You choose Schu over me Duo."
"I didn't choose. You did."
"Why couldn't you just leave him? Why him? Why not me?"
"I was confuse. Do you remember that Quatre? Do you? Tsuzuki had just died," Duo said tearing up. "And you had told me it was sick and wrong to love another guy. But Schu said that love is love, and lust is lust and it doesn't matter. And I wanted to believe Schu so much Q. Do you know why he did it Quatre? Do you? Tsuzuki was gay. That's why he killed himself. And I never told anyone but Schu. Not my mom or dad, not even Dorothy."
Quatre sighed, "I didn't know Duo. I know you loved your brother. I'm sorry that I made that time in your life more difficult. But it doesn't change what happen, or how I feel. I still hate you."
Duo nodded.
"Come on Trowa, let's go," Quatre said.
Once they had left, Heero spoke up; "I'm sorry Duo."
"Don't worry about it."
~*~*~*~*~*
After dinner, Duo and Heero walked back to the dorm rooms, chatting about various things, but nothing to important.
"Do you have any homework?" Heero asked, as they walked inside.
"Nothing I need to do."
"Wanna come over for a bit then?"
Duo smiled, "sure."
They walked to Heero's dorm room and Heero unlocked the door.
"Guess Kurama isn't home," Duo said glancing around.
"Guess not," Heero said. "But he's never here anyhow."
Duo shrugged and took a seat on the bed, "I bet you're curious."
"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to Duo," Heero said, sitting on the chair by the desk. "I mean you barely know me."
"I want to know you," Duo said looking over at him. Then fell back into the bed. "Tsuzuki was my older brother. He died about four years ago. He hung himself in his bedroom. He had skipped school that day. He was a senior at the time. It was almost the end of the school year. I ran up the stairs to his room to ask him if he was feeling better and there he was. I threw up. And then I remember falling to the ground in the hallway right outside his room balling. Dorothy came up the stairs. Then she saw him too."
Heero, who had been glancing at the floor since Duo had started, looked over at him.
"There had been a note on the floor and I took it with out even knowing it, and then I ran. I ran and ran until I was sick and then I read his note. He had been confused about being gay. About what to do, how to tell any of us. And then his boyfriend had dumped him. I didn't even know he had a boyfriend. We use to tell each other everything, but he didn't tell me the most important thing in his life."
Heero got up and went to sit on the bed next to Duo.
"Schu had found me at the park. He had found out that my brother died. He use to come over to my house every day after he checked in with his nanny and we would play together. He looked everywhere for me and he eventually found me. I told him what Tsuzuki had written. He was one of my best friends, and I needed to tell someone. He told me that Tsuzuki was normal, and it would be okay. Love is love, and lust is lust and it doesn't matter if its between two guys, two girls, or a guy and girl."
Heero nodded, and Duo looked at him for a moment.
"Well when I was going to tell Quatre about it, the second I said 'gay' Quatre freaked out, saying it was sick and wrong. Well Schuldich jumped in saying that he was gay, asking Quatre still thought the same way. They never talked to each other again. For a while I was stuck in the middle. I had been friends with both of them forever and I wanted to stay friends with both of them, and one day Q just ignored me. And he has ever since."
Heero sighed. "Schu is right. Love is love. Maybe one day Quatre will see that."
"I don't think he will. He was raised to think the way he does."
"People change."
Duo smiled at him, "I hope." He sighed, "Let's talk about something else."
"Okay," Heero said, "How about we try for a more peaceful dinner tomorrow or something or whatever-I guess if you want."
"Okay then, yes. To whatever it is your asking."
"What if I asked if I could lock you in a chest and bury you under my bed."
"Then yes." Duo sighed, "but that's not what your asking right?"
"No it's not." Heero smiled.
"But I don't. I'm worried you're going to bury me now."
Heero sighed, "Duo, dinner tomorrow?"
Duo laughed. After a few minutes he stopped at looked over at Heero. "Yeah. Yes. Of course," He answered before he giggled again.
~*~*~*~*~*
Duo opened the door to his dorm room to find Schuldich glaring at him.
"What?"
"You're late."
"I am not, mother."
"Don't call me that."
"Then don't act like one."
"I'm not acting like one."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not!"
The two looked at each other.
"Not," Schuldich said. "Did you have fun?"
Duo nodded, "Yeah, he's really good at making me--"
Schu glared.
"Laugh. Don't get all paranoid on me."
"I'm not."
"Its not like you haven't ever done it."
"Not on a first date."
From under Schu's bed, Farfie stuck his head out. "This is fun."
"It is not!" Duo and Schu yelled.
"I'm enjoying it."
"Well stop," Duo said.
Farfie stuck his tongue out. "tisk tisk, first rule of dating never ever say stop."
Duo threw his jacket at Farfie, Schuldich groaned.
"Unless, you're on a train track and there's a train. Multiple fractures are fun."
"Just don't get too attached to him Duo," Schu said ignoring Farfie.
Duo stared at him.
Schu glared, "I'm just warning you."
"Well don't."
Farfie giggled, crawling back under Schu's bed. "If you ask me he should do whatever he wants Schu-bunny."
"Don't call me that and no."
Farfie stuck his head out again. "We've been dating for three years now right?"
"If you want to call it dating."
Farfie raised his eyebrow.
Schu frowned, then nodded. "Yeah, so?"
"You're the first."
"What?"
"I've never dated anyone before you."
Farfie crawled back under, Duo beamed.
"No I'm not!"
Duo fell onto his bed with a grin. Schu fell to his knees, becoming level to the ground. He peered under the bed.
"You never told me that."
"You never asked."
Schu groaned.
"I win," Farfie added.
"It doesn't count," Schu said. "I mean your-" He glanced at Duo. "Never mind Farfie, you win."
TBC......
~Du's Babbling beyond what you wanted to know but didn't know you needed to ask~
[1] I don't own this( how sad.. but they sing so pretty too!
PS 'Up, you wanted to know all of this..
Well. I'm finally done with part two! How wonderful! I've been done with this chapter way longer then it took me to actually send this.. heehee.. Na no da!! I just needed to re-read it.. and make sure it sounded okay.. and I managed to avoid doing that for a week.. but.. here it is now.. so I hope you enjoyed it.
