Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin' in! Nobody seems to be reviewing... I just might have to close down this story earlier than I thought. Not being able to achieve my dream of a hundred reviews... Oh whatever.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "L-O-V-E". The talented singer Nat King Cole does.

~*Dexter and Bijou*~

Dexter was still suffering from his loss over Pashmina. He had gone home night after night seeing her face in the clubhouse. She was always smiling. But not at him... at Stan.

Stan. It was always Stan who got the girl, Stan who got the prize, Stan who saved the earth from a meteor. He was such a lucky guy.

Dexter sighed and thought about his other options. 'What other option?' He thought angrily. 'Everybody else is taken!'

One day at the clubhouse, Hamtaro noticed him sitting at the table all alone. He looked angry and upset, like he hadn't slept in days.

"It's sad, isn't it?" Bijou walked up beside Hamtaro. "Poor Dexter is still morning over the loss of his dear sweet Pashmina."

"Heke? She's not dead," Hamtaro was baffled.

"No silly," she sighed. "It is a figure of speech. Dexter is upset because Pashmina... rejected him."

"Oh," he understood. "What is there we can do?"

Bijou thought about this for while. She then clapped her paws together and exclaimed, "I know! I'll take Dexter out for a while to try and help him feel better."

"I don't know... What if you two-"

"Hamtaro, I assure you. Nothing will happen," she pat his shoulder and ran off to Dexter.

"Yeah, Bijou?" he didn't even bother to look up.

"Dexter I was wondering if," she hesitated to ask. "If you would like to go out on the town with me."

He looked astounded, "This isn't a joke, right?"

"Iie," she shook her head. "I wouldn't be that mean."

"All right," he stood up. "Where to?"

"Let's go to the park," she suggested.

"Okay..."

She grabbed his paw and ran out the door, trailing him behind.

~*At the Park*~

Dexter hesitated and thought about everything. 'She's going out with Hamtaro,' he analyzed. 'Why's she doing this?'

Bijou smiled at him, "So, where do you want to go?"

"Bijou, um, I think," he stammered. "This isn't going to work."

"Why not?"

"Well you're nice and all but," he knew that she wasn't asking him out. "Pashmina's more... I don't know."

"All right then," she said. "Pretend I'm Pashmina. I want you to sing to me."

When she drops information, he thought. She drops it like a rock.

"Um, all right," he cleared his throat and sang the first thing that came to his head.

Dexter:

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very, very extraordinary

E is even more than anymore that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you

Love is more that just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heat and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very, very extraordinary

E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give o you

Love is more than just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heart and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

Love was made for me and you

Love was made for me and you

~*FIN*~

Dexter looked satisfied with himself and said, "Now that I've gotten that out of my system." He adjusted his bow tie, "Single ladies here I come!"

Bijou sweat dropped after him, "He'll never learn."

*Fadeout of "L-o-v-e" heard in background*

~*Moon Angel's Notes*~

After hearing that song on the Drew Carey show, I fell in love with it. Well, not really but, you get my point. After all, Ryan, er, Lewis had barely a shirt on. Heh heh... Save me! Ja ne! Moon Angel signin' off!