Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin' in! I've decided to limit the story to about 30 chapters maximum. That may not seem like a lot to some of you, but to me, it's more than enough! Now then... Let's go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "Boys and Girls". The band Good Charlotte does.

Claimer: I do own Ginger. Kate owns BJ.

~*The Boys Trying to Prove Something*~

"A flower? No... Yes! You like flowers! Right? C'mon... gimme a sign here!" Stan shouted after Pashmina.

She nodded back in reply, "Yes, I like flowers."

Stan sighed and gave a thumbs up to the other boys sitting at thee clubhouse table. They all nodded and grinned in reply.

"Howdy still has to guess my favorite thing," Ginger looked bored.

"He'll never get that," BJ took a sip of her tea, and then exchanged evil looks with her friend.

"That's all you ladies really care about isn't it?" Maxwell joined in on the conversation. "Gifts. Not love, gifts."

"Aw..." all the girls said in unison.

"That's not true, Max, and you know it," Sandy said in defense.

"Oui, we, uh, would prefer love," Bijou searched for words. "Instead of these store bought signs of love and affection which look so cool..."

BJ nodded, "Yup-p. Sounds right to me."

Ginger grinned, "Indeed."

"Liars!" Howdy spat. "Filthy liars!"

"Look who's talking!" Ginger retorted. "The King of Lies!"

All the boys looked him down and Howdy slowly walked away.

"We've got a little something to prove it to you," Maxwell walked over to the karaoke machine and placed a tape in. He shut it tight and hit play.

"A 5, 6, 7, 8!"

Maxwell:

Educated with money

He's well dressed not funny

Hamtaro:

Not much to say in most conversations

But he'll foot the bill in all situations

'Cause he pays for everything

All Boys W/ Girlfriends:

Girls don't like boys

Girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

Cappy:

Paper or plastic

Don't matter she'll have it

Stan:

Vacations and shopping sprees

These are a few of her favorite things

Howdy:

She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please

His type of guy always comes with a fee

Hey now there's nothing for free

All Boys W/ Girlfriends:

Girls don't like boys

Girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys

Like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys

Girls like cars and money

All of these boys and all these girls

Are losing their soul in a material world

*Fade out*

~*FIN*~

The boys looked proud of themselves for proving their point, and the girls looked extremely bored.

"Y'know..." Sandy began. "All this listening is making me hungry. C'mon girls, let's go eat! And Max and the boys will pay!"

"YAY!" the girls ran out of the room.

The boys were left staring at Maxwell. They all shook their heads sadly and muttered, "Nice going; I thought you were the smart one."