Disclaimer: Same as the first.. And I don't really think I can't be bothered to disclaim any more..

Narrator: As the sun began to set over the Moonflow a familiar voice met the women's ears.

Jecht: ROUGE?

????: Jecht?

Narrator: Up in the sky was a Valefor being ridden by a summoner from Besaid and a Blitz super-star from Zanarkand.

????: Oh get on with it you loser! They already know this.

Narrator: Sorry.

Yuna: I was wondering how long it would take for him to shut it.

Jecht: ROUGE! YOU NEED TO HELP AURON!!!

????: *sighs* I know that! Why else am I legging it to Luca?

Jecht: Well do you wanna hitch-hike with us?

????: Who's the summoner?

Yuna: I'm Yuna - daughter of Braska.

????: Really?! Well if that's alright with you.

Yuna: Hop on! But I want to know about this thing that's happening to Sir Auron!

????: *hops onto the Valefor* Sure thing.

Yuna: What shall I call you?

????: Well Jecht calls me Rouge but my name is really Maya.

Jecht: She was one of your father's guardians so she's actually LADY Maya.

Maya: Actually Yuna - I'm your aunt.

Yuna: WHA? Oh, okay! Well Aunt Maya, please tell me what is happing to Auron.

Maya: Guado curse.

Yuna: Eh?

Maya: 10 years ago when travelling Spira I had a fight with a Guado. He got so mad that he put me to death.

Yuna: YOU'RE AN UNSENT?

Maya: Let me finish. --__--

Yuna: Sorry.

Maya: Auron couldn't cope with the thought of me dead.

Narrator: Everyone say "Awwwwwww" 1 - 2 - 3! "Awwwwwwww"

Maya: Shut it you!

Narrator: Sorry. 0_0;

Maya: Anyway, Auron was so upset he got himself cursed by the Guado. The curse was that we would both be killed and inside keep our youth. We could defeat Sin together - but then I would be put into eternal sleep until Auron can defeat two sources of evil. He's done one by defeating Sin.

Yuna: *sniff* that's so sad. *wails* ;__;

Jecht: LOOK WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING WOMEN!

All: *scream while the Valefor narrowly misses a wall* Phew.

Jecht: Women drivers'. -_-

Maya: *Puts arm around Jecht's neck and starts to strangle him slightly* Say what sweetie? *Uses other hand to mess up Jecht's hair*

Jecht: Women are BRILLIANT drivers!

Maya: Thank you. *stops*

Jecht: You flirt..

Maya: *Slaps Jecht upside his head*

Jecht: X_x owwie.

Yuna: Well there's the boat.

Maya: Geez. I hope I know what I'm doing.

Jecht & Yuna: YOU DON'T KNOW? 0_0

Maya: *proudly* nope! ~_~

BACK ON THE BOAT

Narrator: The remaining party looked around hopelessly. Auron was unconscious and they were all worried.

Tidus: *panicked* I'M NOT WORRIED!!!

Others: Whatever.

Narrator: Then a familiar sound effect met their ears.

All: Sound effect?

Narrator: Never mind.

Valefor: *makes a Valefor sound effect*

Narrator: SEE!!!

All: Ohhhhhhh. We get it!

Narrator: Get on with it! -_-

Maya: *jumps off Valefor and lands next to Auron.

Lulu: Who the hell are you?

Wakka: 0.0 Pretty lady..

Lulu: *whacks Wakka upside the head*

Wakka: Owwie. x_X

Maya: A-Auron? Jesus you haven't aged at all!

Tidus: Trust me he did.

Maya: Oh so HIS half was lifted huh? NO FAIR!

All: Eh?

Maya: *sighs* Guado curse.

All: Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Narrator: Jecht and Yuna then landed as the Valefor flew off into the sunset.

Jecht: *waves* Bye bye birdie! ^_^

All: *sighs*

Maya: So now what the hell do I do? 0_0 *begins to hum the hymn of the fayth as she holds her hands on Auron's bleeding arm.

Slowly I opened my eyes. And there she was. Right in front of me was Maya Rouge, same as she ever was.

Maya: ^_~ Morning sleeping ugly!

Auron: Yep. It's you all right.

Maya: So you haven't missed me then?

Auron: Nope.

Tidus: Dad?

Jecht: Yes?

Tidus: You never told me Auron was a sarcy sod.

Auron: OI!!!

Maya: *laughs*

Auron: Who's side are you on?

Maya: My side. duh!

Auron: No change at all.

Maya: *Whacks Auron upside the head*

Auron: Ow x_X

Yuna: *to Jecht* These two are in love?

Jecht: Yeah. They just have a funny way of showing it.