Disclaimer: Same as the first.. And I don't really think I can't be
bothered to disclaim any more..
Narrator: As the sun began to set over the Moonflow a familiar voice met the women's ears.
Jecht: ROUGE?
????: Jecht?
Narrator: Up in the sky was a Valefor being ridden by a summoner from Besaid and a Blitz super-star from Zanarkand.
????: Oh get on with it you loser! They already know this.
Narrator: Sorry.
Yuna: I was wondering how long it would take for him to shut it.
Jecht: ROUGE! YOU NEED TO HELP AURON!!!
????: *sighs* I know that! Why else am I legging it to Luca?
Jecht: Well do you wanna hitch-hike with us?
????: Who's the summoner?
Yuna: I'm Yuna - daughter of Braska.
????: Really?! Well if that's alright with you.
Yuna: Hop on! But I want to know about this thing that's happening to Sir Auron!
????: *hops onto the Valefor* Sure thing.
Yuna: What shall I call you?
????: Well Jecht calls me Rouge but my name is really Maya.
Jecht: She was one of your father's guardians so she's actually LADY Maya.
Maya: Actually Yuna - I'm your aunt.
Yuna: WHA? Oh, okay! Well Aunt Maya, please tell me what is happing to Auron.
Maya: Guado curse.
Yuna: Eh?
Maya: 10 years ago when travelling Spira I had a fight with a Guado. He got so mad that he put me to death.
Yuna: YOU'RE AN UNSENT?
Maya: Let me finish. --__--
Yuna: Sorry.
Maya: Auron couldn't cope with the thought of me dead.
Narrator: Everyone say "Awwwwwww" 1 - 2 - 3! "Awwwwwwww"
Maya: Shut it you!
Narrator: Sorry. 0_0;
Maya: Anyway, Auron was so upset he got himself cursed by the Guado. The curse was that we would both be killed and inside keep our youth. We could defeat Sin together - but then I would be put into eternal sleep until Auron can defeat two sources of evil. He's done one by defeating Sin.
Yuna: *sniff* that's so sad. *wails* ;__;
Jecht: LOOK WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING WOMEN!
All: *scream while the Valefor narrowly misses a wall* Phew.
Jecht: Women drivers'. -_-
Maya: *Puts arm around Jecht's neck and starts to strangle him slightly* Say what sweetie? *Uses other hand to mess up Jecht's hair*
Jecht: Women are BRILLIANT drivers!
Maya: Thank you. *stops*
Jecht: You flirt..
Maya: *Slaps Jecht upside his head*
Jecht: X_x owwie.
Yuna: Well there's the boat.
Maya: Geez. I hope I know what I'm doing.
Jecht & Yuna: YOU DON'T KNOW? 0_0
Maya: *proudly* nope! ~_~
BACK ON THE BOAT
Narrator: The remaining party looked around hopelessly. Auron was unconscious and they were all worried.
Tidus: *panicked* I'M NOT WORRIED!!!
Others: Whatever.
Narrator: Then a familiar sound effect met their ears.
All: Sound effect?
Narrator: Never mind.
Valefor: *makes a Valefor sound effect*
Narrator: SEE!!!
All: Ohhhhhhh. We get it!
Narrator: Get on with it! -_-
Maya: *jumps off Valefor and lands next to Auron.
Lulu: Who the hell are you?
Wakka: 0.0 Pretty lady..
Lulu: *whacks Wakka upside the head*
Wakka: Owwie. x_X
Maya: A-Auron? Jesus you haven't aged at all!
Tidus: Trust me he did.
Maya: Oh so HIS half was lifted huh? NO FAIR!
All: Eh?
Maya: *sighs* Guado curse.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Narrator: Jecht and Yuna then landed as the Valefor flew off into the sunset.
Jecht: *waves* Bye bye birdie! ^_^
All: *sighs*
Maya: So now what the hell do I do? 0_0 *begins to hum the hymn of the fayth as she holds her hands on Auron's bleeding arm.
Slowly I opened my eyes. And there she was. Right in front of me was Maya Rouge, same as she ever was.
Maya: ^_~ Morning sleeping ugly!
Auron: Yep. It's you all right.
Maya: So you haven't missed me then?
Auron: Nope.
Tidus: Dad?
Jecht: Yes?
Tidus: You never told me Auron was a sarcy sod.
Auron: OI!!!
Maya: *laughs*
Auron: Who's side are you on?
Maya: My side. duh!
Auron: No change at all.
Maya: *Whacks Auron upside the head*
Auron: Ow x_X
Yuna: *to Jecht* These two are in love?
Jecht: Yeah. They just have a funny way of showing it.
Narrator: As the sun began to set over the Moonflow a familiar voice met the women's ears.
Jecht: ROUGE?
????: Jecht?
Narrator: Up in the sky was a Valefor being ridden by a summoner from Besaid and a Blitz super-star from Zanarkand.
????: Oh get on with it you loser! They already know this.
Narrator: Sorry.
Yuna: I was wondering how long it would take for him to shut it.
Jecht: ROUGE! YOU NEED TO HELP AURON!!!
????: *sighs* I know that! Why else am I legging it to Luca?
Jecht: Well do you wanna hitch-hike with us?
????: Who's the summoner?
Yuna: I'm Yuna - daughter of Braska.
????: Really?! Well if that's alright with you.
Yuna: Hop on! But I want to know about this thing that's happening to Sir Auron!
????: *hops onto the Valefor* Sure thing.
Yuna: What shall I call you?
????: Well Jecht calls me Rouge but my name is really Maya.
Jecht: She was one of your father's guardians so she's actually LADY Maya.
Maya: Actually Yuna - I'm your aunt.
Yuna: WHA? Oh, okay! Well Aunt Maya, please tell me what is happing to Auron.
Maya: Guado curse.
Yuna: Eh?
Maya: 10 years ago when travelling Spira I had a fight with a Guado. He got so mad that he put me to death.
Yuna: YOU'RE AN UNSENT?
Maya: Let me finish. --__--
Yuna: Sorry.
Maya: Auron couldn't cope with the thought of me dead.
Narrator: Everyone say "Awwwwwww" 1 - 2 - 3! "Awwwwwwww"
Maya: Shut it you!
Narrator: Sorry. 0_0;
Maya: Anyway, Auron was so upset he got himself cursed by the Guado. The curse was that we would both be killed and inside keep our youth. We could defeat Sin together - but then I would be put into eternal sleep until Auron can defeat two sources of evil. He's done one by defeating Sin.
Yuna: *sniff* that's so sad. *wails* ;__;
Jecht: LOOK WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING WOMEN!
All: *scream while the Valefor narrowly misses a wall* Phew.
Jecht: Women drivers'. -_-
Maya: *Puts arm around Jecht's neck and starts to strangle him slightly* Say what sweetie? *Uses other hand to mess up Jecht's hair*
Jecht: Women are BRILLIANT drivers!
Maya: Thank you. *stops*
Jecht: You flirt..
Maya: *Slaps Jecht upside his head*
Jecht: X_x owwie.
Yuna: Well there's the boat.
Maya: Geez. I hope I know what I'm doing.
Jecht & Yuna: YOU DON'T KNOW? 0_0
Maya: *proudly* nope! ~_~
BACK ON THE BOAT
Narrator: The remaining party looked around hopelessly. Auron was unconscious and they were all worried.
Tidus: *panicked* I'M NOT WORRIED!!!
Others: Whatever.
Narrator: Then a familiar sound effect met their ears.
All: Sound effect?
Narrator: Never mind.
Valefor: *makes a Valefor sound effect*
Narrator: SEE!!!
All: Ohhhhhhh. We get it!
Narrator: Get on with it! -_-
Maya: *jumps off Valefor and lands next to Auron.
Lulu: Who the hell are you?
Wakka: 0.0 Pretty lady..
Lulu: *whacks Wakka upside the head*
Wakka: Owwie. x_X
Maya: A-Auron? Jesus you haven't aged at all!
Tidus: Trust me he did.
Maya: Oh so HIS half was lifted huh? NO FAIR!
All: Eh?
Maya: *sighs* Guado curse.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Narrator: Jecht and Yuna then landed as the Valefor flew off into the sunset.
Jecht: *waves* Bye bye birdie! ^_^
All: *sighs*
Maya: So now what the hell do I do? 0_0 *begins to hum the hymn of the fayth as she holds her hands on Auron's bleeding arm.
Slowly I opened my eyes. And there she was. Right in front of me was Maya Rouge, same as she ever was.
Maya: ^_~ Morning sleeping ugly!
Auron: Yep. It's you all right.
Maya: So you haven't missed me then?
Auron: Nope.
Tidus: Dad?
Jecht: Yes?
Tidus: You never told me Auron was a sarcy sod.
Auron: OI!!!
Maya: *laughs*
Auron: Who's side are you on?
Maya: My side. duh!
Auron: No change at all.
Maya: *Whacks Auron upside the head*
Auron: Ow x_X
Yuna: *to Jecht* These two are in love?
Jecht: Yeah. They just have a funny way of showing it.
