Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin' in! I finally figured out how AOL
9.0 works! YAY! And I finally got 80 reviews! YAY! (Although it says I have
84). After weeks of slacking I thought I better get moving. But first. does
anybody watch Drew Carey Show? Thought so. I'm probably the only one. But
the only reason I probably watch it is because Ryan Stiles is on it. Aw,
poor Lewis. Hahaha, I love Lewis.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous". The band "Good Charlotte does.
Claimer: I do own Ginger. And Kate owns BJ. I also own a hot tub. And a very short intention span. I'm also Lafayette's dumb blonde.
~*Sparkle*~
"EW NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sparkle screeched. She pushed Oxnard away from her, who was trying to give her some of his sunflower seeds, and then slowly walked backwards, only before bumping into Howdy.
"Y'know, I heard this great joke recently." his face broke into a smile. "Wanna hear it?"
"NOT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT YOU FRIGGIN' HILLBILLY!" she shouted once again.
"HEY WATCH IT PUNK!" Ginger ran over to her. "That's *my* hillbilly you're teasing!"
"Your hillbilly?" she snorted. "So he does have a mother."
"EXCUSE ME?!" Ginger's eyes widened. "I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
"Calm down Ginger," Maxwell walked over. He turned to Sparkle and suggested, "Instead of playing something, how would you like to read a book with me?"
Sparkle was going insane. She had been making herself look beautiful (although in her opinion, it wasn't really needed), when they, those... monsters, came and took her away.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSED UP!" She finally yelled. "I WANNA GO HOME! LET ME OUTTA HERE!"
"But Sparkle," Hamtaro frowned. "You haven't played Ham-and-Go-Seek with us."
"I DON'T CARE! IT SOUNDS GAY ANYWAY!"
All the Ham-Ham's stared at her. They rescued her from stress and wanted to play, but she wanted to go back to the stress of stardom. She's one weird Ham-Ham.
BJ walked over to Sparkle, who at this point was having a mental breakdown, and said, "Hey! A got a special ed. Good Charlotte CD. Wanna take a listen? Or are you too good for us?"
"I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!" She creamed. "I'M A STAR! STARS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERY WEEK!"
"Try once a month," Pashmina muttered. Stan looked at her with a disgusted look as she mouthed, "Well, it's true!"
Sparkle now began to cry and scream, "I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOOOME!". Boss shook his head in defeat and walked her over to the exit door.
"You know, for a star, you're not that bright. The door out was unguarded this whole time."
But Sparkle didn't care. She dashed out the door screaming "FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEEEEEDOM!"
Boss closed the door behind her, "Well then, now what do we do?"
Sandy thought about it for a moment, "Hey BJ, can I see your new CD?"
BJ looked ghastly, "NO! YOU MIGHT LOSE IT!"
"I promise I won't. And if I do, you can, uh, rip my ribbon into tiny shreds."
"Okay," BJ looked a little reassured. She handed over the GC CD, and then walked over toward Ginger, who was still fuming about being called Howdy's mother.
"Hmm..." Sandy opened the case and popped the CD into player. She flicked off "lyrics" and shouted, "KAREOKE TIME!"
The rest of the Ham-Ham's groaned, "Oh please. Come on..."
"Fine then, Stan and I will sing!" She grabbed Stan from Pashmina. "All righty then! Let's go!"
Sandy:
Always see it on TV
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the Rolling Stone
Talkin' about how hard life can be
Stan:
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)
Both:
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Stan:
Well did you know that when you're famous you could kill your wife?
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonald's wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.
Sandy:
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall
Both:
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars, and homes just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
~*FIN*~
Sandy turned off the player and giggled, "Wasn't that fun?"
The rest of the Ham-Ham's stood wide-eyed.
"Think we should rob her?" BJ turned around to the rest of the Ham-Ham's.
"Let's go!" the rest of them mocked Captain Tenneal and ran out of the clubhouse to go, uh, rob Sparkle. What fun...
~*Moon Angel's Notes*~
Hey, quick question. Do you guys know if Ryan Stiles is related to Julia Stiles? And if so, how? Thanks! Review please! Ja ne! Moon Angel signin' off!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous". The band "Good Charlotte does.
Claimer: I do own Ginger. And Kate owns BJ. I also own a hot tub. And a very short intention span. I'm also Lafayette's dumb blonde.
~*Sparkle*~
"EW NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sparkle screeched. She pushed Oxnard away from her, who was trying to give her some of his sunflower seeds, and then slowly walked backwards, only before bumping into Howdy.
"Y'know, I heard this great joke recently." his face broke into a smile. "Wanna hear it?"
"NOT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT YOU FRIGGIN' HILLBILLY!" she shouted once again.
"HEY WATCH IT PUNK!" Ginger ran over to her. "That's *my* hillbilly you're teasing!"
"Your hillbilly?" she snorted. "So he does have a mother."
"EXCUSE ME?!" Ginger's eyes widened. "I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
"Calm down Ginger," Maxwell walked over. He turned to Sparkle and suggested, "Instead of playing something, how would you like to read a book with me?"
Sparkle was going insane. She had been making herself look beautiful (although in her opinion, it wasn't really needed), when they, those... monsters, came and took her away.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSED UP!" She finally yelled. "I WANNA GO HOME! LET ME OUTTA HERE!"
"But Sparkle," Hamtaro frowned. "You haven't played Ham-and-Go-Seek with us."
"I DON'T CARE! IT SOUNDS GAY ANYWAY!"
All the Ham-Ham's stared at her. They rescued her from stress and wanted to play, but she wanted to go back to the stress of stardom. She's one weird Ham-Ham.
BJ walked over to Sparkle, who at this point was having a mental breakdown, and said, "Hey! A got a special ed. Good Charlotte CD. Wanna take a listen? Or are you too good for us?"
"I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!" She creamed. "I'M A STAR! STARS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERY WEEK!"
"Try once a month," Pashmina muttered. Stan looked at her with a disgusted look as she mouthed, "Well, it's true!"
Sparkle now began to cry and scream, "I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOOOME!". Boss shook his head in defeat and walked her over to the exit door.
"You know, for a star, you're not that bright. The door out was unguarded this whole time."
But Sparkle didn't care. She dashed out the door screaming "FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEEEEEDOM!"
Boss closed the door behind her, "Well then, now what do we do?"
Sandy thought about it for a moment, "Hey BJ, can I see your new CD?"
BJ looked ghastly, "NO! YOU MIGHT LOSE IT!"
"I promise I won't. And if I do, you can, uh, rip my ribbon into tiny shreds."
"Okay," BJ looked a little reassured. She handed over the GC CD, and then walked over toward Ginger, who was still fuming about being called Howdy's mother.
"Hmm..." Sandy opened the case and popped the CD into player. She flicked off "lyrics" and shouted, "KAREOKE TIME!"
The rest of the Ham-Ham's groaned, "Oh please. Come on..."
"Fine then, Stan and I will sing!" She grabbed Stan from Pashmina. "All righty then! Let's go!"
Sandy:
Always see it on TV
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the Rolling Stone
Talkin' about how hard life can be
Stan:
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)
Both:
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Stan:
Well did you know that when you're famous you could kill your wife?
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonald's wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.
Sandy:
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall
Both:
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars, and homes just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
~*FIN*~
Sandy turned off the player and giggled, "Wasn't that fun?"
The rest of the Ham-Ham's stood wide-eyed.
"Think we should rob her?" BJ turned around to the rest of the Ham-Ham's.
"Let's go!" the rest of them mocked Captain Tenneal and ran out of the clubhouse to go, uh, rob Sparkle. What fun...
~*Moon Angel's Notes*~
Hey, quick question. Do you guys know if Ryan Stiles is related to Julia Stiles? And if so, how? Thanks! Review please! Ja ne! Moon Angel signin' off!
