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Narrator: While those whom had been slapped upside the head were recovering from their injuries the others gazed out to Luca.

Tidus: I spy Luca.

All: *sighs*

Jecht: Blitz Tournament here we come!

Maya: *excitedly* Blitz Tournament?

Lulu: Of course - you're a Blitzer.

Tidus: You got competition for Wakka now Lulu! ^_^

Lulu: *whacks Tidus upside the head*

Tidus: Owwie.. x_X

Maya: Blondie locks I'm not interested in Wakka. --__--;

Wakka: Why? ;_;

Maya: Erm. I'm a spinster. All men are a waste of time!

Narrator: It was then Auron walked past.

Auron *whispers to Maya* You are such a bad liar.

Maya: I've slapped you once Auron, and I'm more than happy to do it again.

Auron: I had my doubts Maya - I didn't think it was you. now you've proved it.

Maya: Maya? Who the hells Maya?

Auron: Very funny.

Maya: I'm serious.

Auron: *rolls eyes*

Maya: *raises hand*

Auron: Sorry.

Maya: *laughs* We met at Luca. Remember?

Auron: Yeah. You played for the Aurochs back then. right?

Maya: *Nods* I thought you never knew the names.

Wakka: You were an AUROCH?

Maya: Yeah. You're their captain these days right? I used to be.

Wakka: Nah! I was but then Tidus took over.

Maya: What? Tidus as in Blondie Locks Tidus?

Wakka: Yep!

Maya: Sweet Yyevon.

Tidus: What's wrong with me as a captain?

Maya: An idiot has replaced me!!! That's what!!!

Rikku: Her point!

Tidus: HEY!!!

Yuna: I still love you.

Maya: 0.0 These two are an item?

Tidus: Yep!

Maya: *faints*

It was a good job I was stood behind her. Maya has never coped well with shock. Then again - It was a shock to Jecht when he found out too.

FLASHBACK!!!

Tidus: Auron? Dad?

Jecht: No you can't have any money!

Tidus: That wasn't what I was going to say!!!

Jecht: Oh. Then knock yourself out!

Tidus: Okay. ^_^

Auron: PUT DOWN THE MALLET!!!

Tidus: He told me to knock myself out!

Jecht: I meant tell me what you were going to say!

Tidus: Oh.. ^_^ Well you know Yuna?

Auron & Jecht: Yes.

Tidus: I'm getting married to her!

Jecht: *faints*

Auron: He took that well.

BACK TO NORMAL! (Well as normal as it's going to get)

Rikku: Is she okay Auron?

Auron: She'll be okay.

Wakka: Can you wake her up?

Auron: Why?

Wakka: I wanna ask her somethin'.

Auron: Alright. Maya you're going to marry Jecht!

Maya: *screams* Auron don't do that!

Auron: Well I had to wake you up. ^_^

Tidus: Dad?

Jecht: Yes?

Tidus: You never told me Auron was a harsh git!

Auron: OI!!!

Rikku: Ooooo! You're making him mad now!

Tidus: Don't worry Auron's an old cripple! I can get away from him any day!

Auron: *puts Katana to Tidus's neck* YOU forgot I'm 10 years younger.

Tidus: *screams like a little girl*

Auron: *takes away Katana* I have wanted to do that for SOOOOOOOOOOO long!

Maya: *to Wakka* Sure thing!

Jecht: ROUGE!!!

Maya: What'd I do now?

Jecht: You turned Auron into you - only a guy version.

Maya: Is there a problem?

Jecht: Yes.

Maya: *moving in for the kill* Pardon.?

Jecht: Nope no problem at all!

Maya: Good.

Narrator: The boat reached Luca coast. The aurochs came along the boat and waved to the adoring public. Maya was talking to Jecht. Yuna was also waving because she was popular and everyone loves her. Rikku was no-where to be seen.

Lulu: *looks around* Where'd Tidus go?

Yuna: *shrugs* Probably gone to get our things. I'll go help him.

Lulu: Auron?

Auron: Yes?

Lulu: Why does Tidus keep vanishing like this?

Auron: How should I know?

Maya: It seems weird how he's never there when you need him but when you wish he was a mile off he's in your face. Auron: Sounds like you.