Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin' in! Well folks, this it. All the
reviewers I've had have been Kate and Hailey-Comet......... they've been here
till the end. I just want to say to them: Thanks. You guys rock! ^^ Now
then......... onto the last chappyter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "So Long, Farewell". The creators of "The Sound of Music" do. I do not own the song "Cleveland Rocks". The producers of "The Drew Carey Show" and Ian Hunter do. I do not own the song "Time Warp". The musical "The Rocky Horror Show" does. I do not own the song "Shii's Song". The video game "Wind's Nocturne" does.
Claimer: I do own Ginger and Miss Kate (Miss? Ha! Ah, I'm sowwy.........) owns BJ.
~*Everybody*~
All the Ham-Ham's sat in the clubhouse and exhaled deeply. It was as if someone close to them had died or was moving far away. But nothing of that sort had happened.
"It must be raining," Sandy said under her breath.
"Well it's not," BJ snapped. "It's actually kind of sunny outside........."
"Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain........." Stan sang loudly. He continued to sing, "I don't know the rest of this friggin' song!"
"None of us do," Boss muttered.
"We've been sitting here for 2 hours! If we don't do something soon, I'm going to go crazy!" Ginger whined. "Crazy? I was crazy once. I went to a church. I die there. And they buried me. And bugs crawled all over me. Bugs? I HATE BUGS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A dark room. With walls. Rubber walls. And rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I HATE RUBBER RATS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once-"
"SHUT UP GINGE!" Howdy yelled at his girlfriend. "YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE ALL OF US CRAZY!"
"It's something to do," Hamtaro shrugged it over. "Hey......... I heard Laura singing a weird song today."
"Let's hear it Ham-bopo!" Jingle mispronounced his name once again.
"It's Hamtaro! And sure......... I suppose!"
Hamtaro:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll.........
Bijou:
Ahh.........
Hamtaro:
But listen closely.........
Bijou:
Not for very much longer.........
Hamtaro:
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments
When the blackness would hit me
Both:
And the void would be calling
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Bijou:
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded I see all.........
Hamtaro:
With a bit of a mind flip
Bijou:
You're into a time slip
Hamtaro:
And nothing can ever be the same
Bijou:
You're spaced out on sensation
Hamtaro:
Like you're under sedation
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Pashmina:
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust.........
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Pashmina:
Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww......... Ahhhh
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
~*FIN*~
"That's a weird song," Cappy looked confused. "What's it about?"
"Beats me," Hamtaro shrugged. "Ask Laura."
"I know a better song!" Ginger jumped in the air. As soon as she saw Howdy glare she clarified, "And it's not the Crazy Song!"
"What is it?" Dexter asked curiously.
Ginger grinned, "Hey......... BJ!"
Ginger:
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids going up on the skits go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Jumpin' Jane Jean and moonin' James Dean go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
BJ:
Momma knows but she don't care
She's got worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Livin' in sin with a safety pin goin'
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Ginger:
I got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and now I am too
Both:
Now Cleveland rocks, now Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
OHIO!
~*FIN*~
"Cleveland?" Panda looked up form his work. "Where's that?"
"I think it's in America........." Maxwell scanned his geography books. "Yup! Cleveland, Ohio! Home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."
The entire club looked puzzled, "Rock and roll?"
"Ookwee!" Penelope jumped into the air.
Pashmina turned to the group, "Penelope wants to sing something now."
"How will that happen?" Oxnard asked while munching on sunflower seeds.
"I've made this specially designed microphone which will allow her voice to translate to Nippon," Maxwell explained and handed the device to Penelope.
"Hit it Penny!" Sandy smiled.
Penelope:
Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today
Into the starlit night
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star
But
What if their star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizons darken most
We all need to believe there is hope
Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me but
There's a hole within my soul
What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?
I wish then for a chance to see
Now all I need desperately
Is my star to come.........
~*FIN*~
Penelope took a bow and waited for the clapping to cease before she took her seat.
"That was so great," Ginger cried.
"Yeah I know," BJ held onto her best friend.
"I suppose we can sing one more song," Howdy looked at the clock. "Well, you guys can at least."
"All right," they all said as most of the Ham's lined up in a row.
Hamtaro, Dexter, Pashmina, Sandy, Penelope, Ginger, Bijou:
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say
"Cuckoo"
Sandy, Pashmina, Penelope:
Cuckoo
Cuckoo
The 7 Ham's:
Regretfully they tell us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)
But firmly they compel us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)
To say goodbye......... (Cuckoo)
.........To you.........
Song long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, good night
Sandy:
I hate to go
And leave this pretty sight
The Remaining 6:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Dexter:
Adieu, adieu
To yieu and yieu and yieu
The Fad 5:
So long, farewell
Au revoir
Auf Wiedersehen
Bijou:
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
The Fabulous 4:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Goodbye
Hamtaro:
I have to leave
And heave a sigh and say goodbye
Goodbye!
Pashmina:
I'm glad to go
I cannot tell a lie
Ginger:
I flit
I float
I fleetly flee
I fly
Penelope:
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I.........
The Original 7:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.........
~*FIN*~
As soon as the Ham-Ham's finished, the rest of the Ham's came to the line and stood for one last bow, and the curtain fell, and the screen turned black.........
~*Cue "This is It" in the background
~*Moon Angel's Notes*~
The final chapter. How......... memorizing. I would to thank everyone who reviewed, except for the flamers (if I even had any – I don't remember). Be sure to look out for my next story "A Penny For Your Thoughts" coming whenever I feel motivated.
God Bless you all,
~*Moon Angel*~
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "So Long, Farewell". The creators of "The Sound of Music" do. I do not own the song "Cleveland Rocks". The producers of "The Drew Carey Show" and Ian Hunter do. I do not own the song "Time Warp". The musical "The Rocky Horror Show" does. I do not own the song "Shii's Song". The video game "Wind's Nocturne" does.
Claimer: I do own Ginger and Miss Kate (Miss? Ha! Ah, I'm sowwy.........) owns BJ.
~*Everybody*~
All the Ham-Ham's sat in the clubhouse and exhaled deeply. It was as if someone close to them had died or was moving far away. But nothing of that sort had happened.
"It must be raining," Sandy said under her breath.
"Well it's not," BJ snapped. "It's actually kind of sunny outside........."
"Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain........." Stan sang loudly. He continued to sing, "I don't know the rest of this friggin' song!"
"None of us do," Boss muttered.
"We've been sitting here for 2 hours! If we don't do something soon, I'm going to go crazy!" Ginger whined. "Crazy? I was crazy once. I went to a church. I die there. And they buried me. And bugs crawled all over me. Bugs? I HATE BUGS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A dark room. With walls. Rubber walls. And rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I HATE RUBBER RATS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once-"
"SHUT UP GINGE!" Howdy yelled at his girlfriend. "YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE ALL OF US CRAZY!"
"It's something to do," Hamtaro shrugged it over. "Hey......... I heard Laura singing a weird song today."
"Let's hear it Ham-bopo!" Jingle mispronounced his name once again.
"It's Hamtaro! And sure......... I suppose!"
Hamtaro:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll.........
Bijou:
Ahh.........
Hamtaro:
But listen closely.........
Bijou:
Not for very much longer.........
Hamtaro:
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments
When the blackness would hit me
Both:
And the void would be calling
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Bijou:
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded I see all.........
Hamtaro:
With a bit of a mind flip
Bijou:
You're into a time slip
Hamtaro:
And nothing can ever be the same
Bijou:
You're spaced out on sensation
Hamtaro:
Like you're under sedation
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Pashmina:
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust.........
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Pashmina:
Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww......... Ahhhh
All:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Boss:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Boss:
With your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
~*FIN*~
"That's a weird song," Cappy looked confused. "What's it about?"
"Beats me," Hamtaro shrugged. "Ask Laura."
"I know a better song!" Ginger jumped in the air. As soon as she saw Howdy glare she clarified, "And it's not the Crazy Song!"
"What is it?" Dexter asked curiously.
Ginger grinned, "Hey......... BJ!"
Ginger:
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids going up on the skits go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Jumpin' Jane Jean and moonin' James Dean go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
BJ:
Momma knows but she don't care
She's got worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Livin' in sin with a safety pin goin'
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Ginger:
I got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and now I am too
Both:
Now Cleveland rocks, now Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
OHIO!
~*FIN*~
"Cleveland?" Panda looked up form his work. "Where's that?"
"I think it's in America........." Maxwell scanned his geography books. "Yup! Cleveland, Ohio! Home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."
The entire club looked puzzled, "Rock and roll?"
"Ookwee!" Penelope jumped into the air.
Pashmina turned to the group, "Penelope wants to sing something now."
"How will that happen?" Oxnard asked while munching on sunflower seeds.
"I've made this specially designed microphone which will allow her voice to translate to Nippon," Maxwell explained and handed the device to Penelope.
"Hit it Penny!" Sandy smiled.
Penelope:
Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today
Into the starlit night
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star
But
What if their star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizons darken most
We all need to believe there is hope
Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me but
There's a hole within my soul
What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?
I wish then for a chance to see
Now all I need desperately
Is my star to come.........
~*FIN*~
Penelope took a bow and waited for the clapping to cease before she took her seat.
"That was so great," Ginger cried.
"Yeah I know," BJ held onto her best friend.
"I suppose we can sing one more song," Howdy looked at the clock. "Well, you guys can at least."
"All right," they all said as most of the Ham's lined up in a row.
Hamtaro, Dexter, Pashmina, Sandy, Penelope, Ginger, Bijou:
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say
"Cuckoo"
Sandy, Pashmina, Penelope:
Cuckoo
Cuckoo
The 7 Ham's:
Regretfully they tell us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)
But firmly they compel us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)
To say goodbye......... (Cuckoo)
.........To you.........
Song long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, good night
Sandy:
I hate to go
And leave this pretty sight
The Remaining 6:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Dexter:
Adieu, adieu
To yieu and yieu and yieu
The Fad 5:
So long, farewell
Au revoir
Auf Wiedersehen
Bijou:
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
The Fabulous 4:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Goodbye
Hamtaro:
I have to leave
And heave a sigh and say goodbye
Goodbye!
Pashmina:
I'm glad to go
I cannot tell a lie
Ginger:
I flit
I float
I fleetly flee
I fly
Penelope:
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I.........
The Original 7:
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.........
~*FIN*~
As soon as the Ham-Ham's finished, the rest of the Ham's came to the line and stood for one last bow, and the curtain fell, and the screen turned black.........
~*Cue "This is It" in the background
~*Moon Angel's Notes*~
The final chapter. How......... memorizing. I would to thank everyone who reviewed, except for the flamers (if I even had any – I don't remember). Be sure to look out for my next story "A Penny For Your Thoughts" coming whenever I feel motivated.
God Bless you all,
~*Moon Angel*~
