Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin' in! Well folks, this it. All the reviewers I've had have been Kate and Hailey-Comet......... they've been here till the end. I just want to say to them: Thanks. You guys rock! ^^ Now then......... onto the last chappyter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "So Long, Farewell". The creators of "The Sound of Music" do. I do not own the song "Cleveland Rocks". The producers of "The Drew Carey Show" and Ian Hunter do. I do not own the song "Time Warp". The musical "The Rocky Horror Show" does. I do not own the song "Shii's Song". The video game "Wind's Nocturne" does.

Claimer: I do own Ginger and Miss Kate (Miss? Ha! Ah, I'm sowwy.........) owns BJ.

~*Everybody*~

All the Ham-Ham's sat in the clubhouse and exhaled deeply. It was as if someone close to them had died or was moving far away. But nothing of that sort had happened.

"It must be raining," Sandy said under her breath.

"Well it's not," BJ snapped. "It's actually kind of sunny outside........."

"Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain........." Stan sang loudly. He continued to sing, "I don't know the rest of this friggin' song!"

"None of us do," Boss muttered.

"We've been sitting here for 2 hours! If we don't do something soon, I'm going to go crazy!" Ginger whined. "Crazy? I was crazy once. I went to a church. I die there. And they buried me. And bugs crawled all over me. Bugs? I HATE BUGS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A dark room. With walls. Rubber walls. And rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I HATE RUBBER RATS! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once-"

"SHUT UP GINGE!" Howdy yelled at his girlfriend. "YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE ALL OF US CRAZY!"

"It's something to do," Hamtaro shrugged it over. "Hey......... I heard Laura singing a weird song today."

"Let's hear it Ham-bopo!" Jingle mispronounced his name once again.

"It's Hamtaro! And sure......... I suppose!"

Hamtaro:

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll.........

Bijou:

Ahh.........

Hamtaro:

But listen closely.........

Bijou:

Not for very much longer.........

Hamtaro:

I've got to keep control

I remember doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments

When the blackness would hit me

Both:

And the void would be calling

All:

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Boss:

It's a jump to the left

All:

And then a step to the right

Boss:

With your hands on your hips

All:

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

They really drive you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Bijou:

It's so dreamy

Oh, fantasy free me

So you can't see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded I see all.........

Hamtaro:

With a bit of a mind flip

Bijou:

You're into a time slip

Hamtaro:

And nothing can ever be the same

Bijou:

You're spaced out on sensation

Hamtaro:

Like you're under sedation

All:

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Pashmina:

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil's eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

All:

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Boss:

It's just a jump to the left

All:

And then a step to the right

Boss:

With your hands on your hips

All:

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust.........

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Pashmina:

Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww......... Ahhhh

All:

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Boss:

It's just a jump to the left

All:

And then a step to the right

Boss:

With your hands on your hips

All:

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

They really drive you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again!

~*FIN*~

"That's a weird song," Cappy looked confused. "What's it about?"

"Beats me," Hamtaro shrugged. "Ask Laura."

"I know a better song!" Ginger jumped in the air. As soon as she saw Howdy glare she clarified, "And it's not the Crazy Song!"

"What is it?" Dexter asked curiously.

Ginger grinned, "Hey......... BJ!"

Ginger:

All this energy calling me

Back where it comes from

It's such a crude attitude

It's back where it belongs

All the little kids going up on the skits go

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Jumpin' Jane Jean and moonin' James Dean go

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

BJ:

Momma knows but she don't care

She's got worries too

Seven kids and a phony affair

And the rent is due

All the little chicks with the crimson lips go

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Livin' in sin with a safety pin goin'

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Ginger:

I got some records from World War II

I play 'em just like me granddad do

He was a rocker and now I am too

Both:

Now Cleveland rocks, now Cleveland rocks

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks!

OHIO!

~*FIN*~

"Cleveland?" Panda looked up form his work. "Where's that?"

"I think it's in America........." Maxwell scanned his geography books. "Yup! Cleveland, Ohio! Home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

The entire club looked puzzled, "Rock and roll?"

"Ookwee!" Penelope jumped into the air.

Pashmina turned to the group, "Penelope wants to sing something now."

"How will that happen?" Oxnard asked while munching on sunflower seeds.

"I've made this specially designed microphone which will allow her voice to translate to Nippon," Maxwell explained and handed the device to Penelope.

"Hit it Penny!" Sandy smiled.

Penelope:

Wishing on a dream that seems far off

Hoping it will come today

Into the starlit night

Foolish dreamers turn their gaze

Waiting on a shooting star

But

What if their star is not to come?

Will their dreams fade to nothing?

When the horizons darken most

We all need to believe there is hope

Is an angel watching closely over me?

Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?

I know my heart should guide me but

There's a hole within my soul

What will fill this emptiness inside of me?

Am I to be satisfied without knowing?

I wish then for a chance to see

Now all I need desperately

Is my star to come.........

~*FIN*~

Penelope took a bow and waited for the clapping to cease before she took her seat.

"That was so great," Ginger cried.

"Yeah I know," BJ held onto her best friend.

"I suppose we can sing one more song," Howdy looked at the clock. "Well, you guys can at least."

"All right," they all said as most of the Ham's lined up in a row.

Hamtaro, Dexter, Pashmina, Sandy, Penelope, Ginger, Bijou:

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall

And the bells in the steeple too

And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say

"Cuckoo"

Sandy, Pashmina, Penelope:

Cuckoo

Cuckoo

The 7 Ham's:

Regretfully they tell us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)

But firmly they compel us (Cuckoo, cuckoo)

To say goodbye......... (Cuckoo)

.........To you.........

Song long, farewell

Auf Wiedersehen, good night

Sandy:

I hate to go

And leave this pretty sight

The Remaining 6:

So long, farewell

Auf Wiedersehen, adieu

Dexter:

Adieu, adieu

To yieu and yieu and yieu

The Fad 5:

So long, farewell

Au revoir

Auf Wiedersehen

Bijou:

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

The Fabulous 4:

So long, farewell

Auf Wiedersehen

Goodbye

Hamtaro:

I have to leave

And heave a sigh and say goodbye

Goodbye!

Pashmina:

I'm glad to go

I cannot tell a lie

Ginger:

I flit

I float

I fleetly flee

I fly

Penelope:

The sun has gone

To bed and so must I.........

The Original 7:

So long, farewell

Auf Wiedersehen

Goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.........

~*FIN*~

As soon as the Ham-Ham's finished, the rest of the Ham's came to the line and stood for one last bow, and the curtain fell, and the screen turned black.........

~*Cue "This is It" in the background

~*Moon Angel's Notes*~

The final chapter. How......... memorizing. I would to thank everyone who reviewed, except for the flamers (if I even had any – I don't remember). Be sure to look out for my next story "A Penny For Your Thoughts" coming whenever I feel motivated.

God Bless you all,

~*Moon Angel*~