Chapter 2- Dinner

crystal-rose15: You are a Ben fan! He'll be happy to hear that. Everyone in this story is a real person I know. So thank you for reading and reviewing!

DoomGirl: *stares at Legolas shirt she got for Christmas (Thanks Ashley!)* What?! Legolas?! lol Thank you very much! I have a FAN!!! *dances*

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Rachel13: I LOVE LEGOLAS AND PIPPIN!!! And I am quite happy! lol Everyone I know is insane in their own way.

The Forgotten Maia: Oh, I'll have evil in store. Let's just say..."male bashing" as Tippy would put it. Sorry to any guy out there.

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Tangerine Dash: Get ready for male bashing, Tippy. lol

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That evening, everyone soon found out that everybody had very little cooking skills. But Brittney, who was the better cook out of the kids, made their favorite dish: pizza! The Fellowship, needless to say, had never seen it before in their lives.

"It's food," Ben said. "It's called pizza. Everyone loves it! Try it!"

Pippin had already eaten half of his serving when Ben said this. "Good stuff!"

"See?" Ben grinned. "Pippin likes it!"

"Pippin will eat anything," Frodo replied.

"Why do you like this?" Gimli asked.

Peter paused and looked up at them. "Uhhh....cuz it's good!" He folded his arms superiorly. "I have spoken."

"MAZELTOV!!!" the other kids shouted.

The Fellowship of the Rings members looked at each other again, then decided to at least try it. Tippy noticed that Aragorn was cutting up his pizza. Or at least trying to. Lisa had him by one arm, and Aragorn could only use his right arm.

"What do you think you're doing?" Tippy asked.

Aragorn looked up. "Who? Me?"

"No. The obsessed fangirl leeching onto you. Of COURSE you!" Tippy rolled her eyes.

"What am I doing wrong?" he asked.

"You're CUTTING your pizza!" Tippy exclaimed.

All the kids except Lisa gasped.

"Do you find FAULT in Aragorn?!" Lisa yelled. "He is perfect! How dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect man!"

"Lisa," Tracy said. "You don't have a man!"

"How many times must I tell you?!" Lisa shouted. "I'm WORKING on it!!!"

Tippy ignored the two and said, "You don't cut up your pizza unless it's ginormous."

"Hey man," Bryan told Tip. "That is SO my word."

Tippy rolled her eyes again and turned back to Aragorn. "You just pick it up and eat it."

Aragorn sighed and proceeded to eat his pizza the way he wanted. Tippy grumbled and ate it the RIGHT way. She then picked up something else on her plate and ate it with a spoon with prongs.

"What's that?" Merry asked.

Tippy grinned. "This, my friend, is toast! And I am eating it with a spork! Would anyone else like toast and sporks?"

"No," all said in unison.

Tippy glared. "Fine!"

"Tomorrow, I'm making dinner," Sam said.

"Yes!" Brittney exclaimed. "Let Sam make us a meal!"

Everyone stared at her.

"What?!" Brittney said. "Do you have a problem with Sam making dinner?"

"No, but we have a problem with you," Bryan replied.

Brittney glared at him and got out of her chair. "I'll be in my room staring at my Justin Timberlake and Eminem posters."

She left and after a while, Tracy looked up. "Did she say Justin Timberlake and Eminem posters?"

"Yes, but who are they?" Boromir asked.

Tracy jumped up and ran after her. "There is NO way I'm having them in the room! Brittney! Brittney!!!!!!!!!"

The others sat in silence for a few minutes.

"So!" Ben grinned, breaking the silence. "How y'all doing this holiday season?"

Glares from everyone else.

Ben's smile faded. "Never mind."

"Let's go around the table and introduce ourselves!" Ashley suggested.

The guys groaned.

"Aww! C'mon!" Tippy said. "It'll be fun!"

"That's what you said before you ate that Ho Ho at the Christmas party in less than a minute," Dajotre reminded.

"I thought I told you NOT to bring that back up!!!" Tippy yelled.

Ashley ignored them. "I'll start! My name is Ashley and I love Japanese animation and POCKY!!!" (For those of you that don't know what pocky is, it is a Japanese food that's like a pretzel dipped in strawberry or chocolate. I think it might come in other flavors, but I've only tried those. Strawberry is D4 B35T!!! *Da Best*)

"My name is Tippy but my real name is-," she made a face, "too evil to be spoken. And I also like pocky and Japanese animation."

Peter sighed and said as if it took more effort than he possessed, "My name is Peter and I'm a Christian like the rest of us. My birthday is October 4th and my favorite colors are orange and yellow. I-."

"My name is Ben!" Ben interrupted. "And I like monkies and Star Wars!"

"My name is Bryan," Bryan said. "And I like snowboarding and P.O.D!"

"I'm Lisa!" Lisa continued. "And I love Aragorn!"

"We know!" everyone else said.

"I'm also a gymnast and really smart!" Lisa added.

Dajotre said in a monotone, "My name is Daniel but everyone calls me Dajotre. That's because you take the first two letters in my first and middle name, and the first three in my last name. I like Japanese animation such as Mega Tokyo, and I will work for bandwith."

Tracy was dragging Brittney downstairs at the time and caught onto what was going on.

"My name is Tracy," she said. "And I play the piano and saxophone!"

"So do I!" Peter exclaimed. "Umm...the saxophone that is."

"I wish I could play the violin," Tracy added. "I also act, sing and write. And I also like Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou, Frasier, The Practice and more!"

"My name is Brittney," Brittney said. "And I like Justin Timberlake, Eminem, Matchbox 20..."

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER...

"...Daniel Bedingfield and...did I mention Justin?"

"Five times," Ashley replied. "FRODO! You're next!"

"My name is Frodo Baggins," Frodo said, "and I am the Ringbearer. Or at least I was."

Sam was next. "My name is Samwise Gamgee and I like to garden and cook."

"My name is Meriadoc Brandybuck," Merry continued, "but ONLY CALL ME MERRY!!!"

"My name is Peregrin Took, but everyone calls me Pippin," Pippin said. "I like ale and pipeweed!"

Aragorn spoke next. "I'm Aragorn, son of Arathorn-"

"Ooh!" Lisa interrupted. "Can I say it?!"

Aragorn looked over at a grinning Legolas. "Whatever."

"Aragorn, son of Arathorn, chieftan of Dunedain of Arnor, captain of the host of the West, banner of the Star of the North, wielder of the sword reforged, victorious in battle, who hands bring healing, the Elfstone, Elessar of the line of Valandiel, Isildur's son, Elendil's son of Numenor," Lisa recited in one breath.

Everyone was silent for a moment. Then Dajotre clapped with absolutely no enthusiasm.

"The Aragorn fangirl strikes again," Dajotre said in a monotone. "Mazeltov!"

"Where did you learn that?" Aragorn asked.

"I memorized it," Lisa said proudly.

"Next!" Tracy interrupted.

Legolas sighed, "My name is Legolas Greenleaf-."

Bryan, Ben, Peter and Dajotre started laughing hystarically. Legolas glanced over at them.

"What?!" Tracy demanded.

"Gre-Gree-Greenleaf!" Ben managed to make out through his laughter.

"That's hilarious!" Peter exclaimed.

"I wouldn't be talking, Peter," Ashley said. "Your name means "the rock.""

Peter stopped laughing and hit Dajotre on the head. "Okay guys. Listen."

Legolas sighed. "My name is Legolas Greenleaf and I really wish I weren't here right now."

Tippy pulled out a dagger. "That can be arranged."

"Tippy!" Brittney shouted. "Put the pointy weapon DOWN!!!"

Reluctantly, Tip put the dagger away.

"My name is Gandalf the White," Gandalf said. "And I am a pyromaniac."

Ben and Bryan stood up applauding and cheering.

"All right! Welcome to the club!" Ben exclaimed.

"Sit down!" Tippy yelled.

"Control freak!" someone coughed.

Tip's eyes darted around to find the soon-to-be-dead convict.

"My name is Boromir, son of Denethor," Boromir continued. "And I should be dead right now."

Gimli finished the introductions. "My name is Gimli, son of Gloin, and I like breaking things!"

"All right," Brittney said. "Now that we're all done with this little kindergarten routine, it's time to go to sleep."

"But it's only 9:00!" Ben yelled.

"Well it's 10:00 on the east coast!" Brittney said.

Grumbling, the others stormed upstairs.

"I absolutely HATE it here!" Peter shouted. "I don't have a TV, computer or video camera! And the worst part of it is I'm almost out of duct tape!!!"

"So?" Bryan asked.

Peter pulled out his backpack made entirely out of duct tape. It had a hole in the bottom. "I can't fix it!"

"Well maybe everything will turn out okay," Dajotre said.

"Wow!" Ben exclaimed. "Dajotre's optomistic!"

Dajotre glared at him. "You shall die at sunrise if you say that again!"

(Next chapter: "Male Bashing" o_O)