Chapter 3- Male Bashing
crystal-rose15: lol It is quite sad. I'm glad you're enjoying this! Still a Ben fan, eh? I will give Lisa and I each a half vote. lol
Daj: Dajotre, you mortal! lol Arwen will be coming soon, Dajotre. I'm sorry if you get, ehm, brutally beaten in this chapter. I'll give Peter a half vote.
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*gasp* Not very many reviews this time!
Favorite Votes:
Ashley- 0
Ben- 4 (Leader)
Brittney- 1
Bryan- 0
Dajotre- 1
Lisa- 1 1/2
Peter- 0
Tippy- 1
Tracy- 1 1/2 (Yes!)
The next morning, at about 10, Peter wandered downstairs. Legolas and Gimli were eating breakfast with Ben.
Peter yawned. "Is everyone awake?"
"Tracy's the last one," Ben replied, pouring more sugar onto his Frosted Flakes.
Peter stared, noticing that there was already almost an inch of sugar on top of the cereal.
"How long can she sleep?!" Legolas asked.
"She said that she slept until 11:30 once," Ben said, digging into his now Coated Flakes.
Peter sat down and poured himself some cereal when an earth-shattering scream echoed through the house.
"What was that?!" Gimli asked, looking around.
"Oh nothing," Peter answered. "Just Tip and Dajotre fighting again."
At the same time in the living room, Tip and Dajotre were arguing over nothing.
"No!" Tippy yelled. "It's Care-ih-bee-an!"
"It's pronounced Cah-rib-ee-in!" Dajotre shouted, stabbing his finger in the air to make his point.
All the while, Brittney and Ashley sat watching them. Brittney had finally decided that she loved Merry more than Frodo by 0.0156987559%. So she sat with her arm around Merry while Ashley was hugging Frodo so hard that he could hardly breathe.
Tippy pulled out a dictionary. "See? It's right here!"
Dajotre snatched the book away and read. "It also says that it can be pronounced the way I said it."
"TIPPY! DAJOTRE! SHUT UP!!!" a voice came from upstairs followed by the slamming of a door.
"Tracy's awake," Bryan mumbled. "But where is Arwen?"
After Tracy had woken up, Tippy slowly approached Boromir, an evil grin on her face.
"Hey Boromir!" Tippy grinned. "Dajotre told me that he thinks that Faramir is WAY better than you!"
She ran off, leaving Boromir fuming. Dajotre overheard her lie and scanned for a target: Legolas.
"Hey Legolas," he said.
"Hello," Legolas mumbled.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"Tippy thinks you're a PRETTY BOY!!!"
Dajotre ran off, leaving Legolas wide eyed with rage.
This went on for sometime. Many interesting comments came out, including, "Hey Tracy! Dajotre said that Pippin, Legolas and Elrond aren't all that awesome." Also, "Hey Gimli! Tippy said that if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power a Hobbit's motorcycle around the perimeter of a penny."
Although Gimli did not understand what gasoline or a motorcycle was, he could tell it was an insult. By the end of the day, the allies looked like this:
Tippy: Dajotre:
Ashley Peter
Brittney Bryan
Lisa Ben
Tracy Legolas
Sam Merry
Boromir Frodo
Gandalf Gimli
Pippin Aragorn
Tracy pulled out a piece of paper and scanned it. "Let's see. We've done pronounciation which was a tie, rumors which was also a tie, so next is video games!"
Before lunch, Dajotre came back from outside, carrying a TV, a PlayStation 2 and a box of video games. The kids cheered and ran over, leaving the Fellowship, as usual, confused.
"How'd you get to your house without a car?" Ben asked.
"I don't know," Dajotre said. "It's Tracy's story."
Tracy grinned. "Plot device, my friends. Plot device."
Dajotre hooked up the game and Tip immediately took one of the controls.
"I challenged you to a game of Soul Calibur II!" Dajotre shouted.
Dajotre chose Kilik and Tippy selected Talin. Soon, the battle began. Dajotre one the first battle and Tip the second. Soon, it came down to the final round.
"This calls for some dramatic music," Bryan declared.
He whipped out his trumpet and played "Ride of the Valkyries." The two rivals glared at each other.
"May the best win," Tippy said.
"I plan to," Dajotre shot back.
The two virtual warriors attacked each other almost as fierce as the players themselves. The others sat by the TV, cheering on their favorite. Dajotre appeared to have more fans, but that didn't faze Tippy one bit. She attacked as if her very life depended on it, when, virtually, it did. In the end, it came out in her favor.
"The champion!" Tracy exclaimed, raising Tip's arm.
Bryan started to play "Chariots of Fire."
"You cheated!" Dajotre yelled.
"That's so cliche, Dajotre," Tippy smirked. "You know I didn't cheat for I am one with the PS2."
Dajotre glared, and then flipped off the console.
Tracy looked at the list again. "Okay so it's Dajotre 2 and Tippy 3. Next is-." She paused. "All Out Male Bashing?"
Tippy gasped. "How did that get on there? Oh well! It's on the list!"
She whipped out a mallet. Dajotre quickly grabbed Gimli and put him in from of himself. The mallet hit Gimli on the head, knocking him over. He ran into Frodo, who slammed into Ben who smacked Merry in the face.
"Oops!" Ben exclaimed. "Sorry! Reflex."
Merry glared and prepared to strike him back. Ben ducked out of the way and Merry *gasp* touched Bryan's hair.
Bryan slowly turned. "Did you just touch my hair?"
Tippy started bashing all the guys while the girls sat and watched. Legolas was knocked down and Tracy rushed to his side. Brittney, Ashley and Lisa rolled their eyes, but then noticed that their own "men" were down. Each girl shouted their "man's" name and ran over to them. In the end, Tippy was victorious.
"I have THE POWER!!!" Tippy exclaimed, standing on top of Dajotre's fallen body.
"You win," Dajotre weakly said.
Tracy looked at her list while holding an ice pack to Legolas's head. "Score is Tippy 4 and Dajotre 2. Next is...Go Fish?"
Dajotre rose. "I will rule!"
Well, how many of you would really want the details of Go Fish? Let's just sum it up and say Dajotre did succeed in defeating Tippy.
Tracy was still sitting on the sofa with Legolas laying unconscious off to the side of her when she said, "Score Dajotre 3 and Tippy 4. And our final competition is-," she paused and then sighed, throwing the list in the air, "Candy Land."
Tippy and Dajotre set up the game, carefully choosing their pieces. Tip selected red and Dajotre, yellow. Things began in Dajotre's favor, but Tippy quickly pulled ahead. She seemed like she was on fire, but then Dajotre moved all the way to Princess Lolly! Tippy quickly caught up and it looked like she'd win. But then, she was caught in the Molasses Swamp! Dajotre won!
"The final score," Tracy said, still tending to a sore and exhausted Legolas, "Dajotre 4 and Tippy 4."
"A tie?!" the rivals exclaimed.
Later, Ashley came in to check on Tippy. She sat in the darkness, brooding over the Candy Land game.
"Umm...Tippy?" Ashley said cautiously.
"Yes," Tippy replied, emotionless.
"It's time for dinner," Ashley told her.
"Is Gimli cooking?" Tippy asked in the same tone.
"Yes," Ashley nodded.
..........
"I'm not hungry."
Ashley shrugged and walked away, leaving Tippy mumbling to herself.
(Next chapter: Mountain Dew and Dancing Games)
crystal-rose15: lol It is quite sad. I'm glad you're enjoying this! Still a Ben fan, eh? I will give Lisa and I each a half vote. lol
Daj: Dajotre, you mortal! lol Arwen will be coming soon, Dajotre. I'm sorry if you get, ehm, brutally beaten in this chapter. I'll give Peter a half vote.
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*gasp* Not very many reviews this time!
Favorite Votes:
Ashley- 0
Ben- 4 (Leader)
Brittney- 1
Bryan- 0
Dajotre- 1
Lisa- 1 1/2
Peter- 0
Tippy- 1
Tracy- 1 1/2 (Yes!)
The next morning, at about 10, Peter wandered downstairs. Legolas and Gimli were eating breakfast with Ben.
Peter yawned. "Is everyone awake?"
"Tracy's the last one," Ben replied, pouring more sugar onto his Frosted Flakes.
Peter stared, noticing that there was already almost an inch of sugar on top of the cereal.
"How long can she sleep?!" Legolas asked.
"She said that she slept until 11:30 once," Ben said, digging into his now Coated Flakes.
Peter sat down and poured himself some cereal when an earth-shattering scream echoed through the house.
"What was that?!" Gimli asked, looking around.
"Oh nothing," Peter answered. "Just Tip and Dajotre fighting again."
At the same time in the living room, Tip and Dajotre were arguing over nothing.
"No!" Tippy yelled. "It's Care-ih-bee-an!"
"It's pronounced Cah-rib-ee-in!" Dajotre shouted, stabbing his finger in the air to make his point.
All the while, Brittney and Ashley sat watching them. Brittney had finally decided that she loved Merry more than Frodo by 0.0156987559%. So she sat with her arm around Merry while Ashley was hugging Frodo so hard that he could hardly breathe.
Tippy pulled out a dictionary. "See? It's right here!"
Dajotre snatched the book away and read. "It also says that it can be pronounced the way I said it."
"TIPPY! DAJOTRE! SHUT UP!!!" a voice came from upstairs followed by the slamming of a door.
"Tracy's awake," Bryan mumbled. "But where is Arwen?"
After Tracy had woken up, Tippy slowly approached Boromir, an evil grin on her face.
"Hey Boromir!" Tippy grinned. "Dajotre told me that he thinks that Faramir is WAY better than you!"
She ran off, leaving Boromir fuming. Dajotre overheard her lie and scanned for a target: Legolas.
"Hey Legolas," he said.
"Hello," Legolas mumbled.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"Tippy thinks you're a PRETTY BOY!!!"
Dajotre ran off, leaving Legolas wide eyed with rage.
This went on for sometime. Many interesting comments came out, including, "Hey Tracy! Dajotre said that Pippin, Legolas and Elrond aren't all that awesome." Also, "Hey Gimli! Tippy said that if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power a Hobbit's motorcycle around the perimeter of a penny."
Although Gimli did not understand what gasoline or a motorcycle was, he could tell it was an insult. By the end of the day, the allies looked like this:
Tippy: Dajotre:
Ashley Peter
Brittney Bryan
Lisa Ben
Tracy Legolas
Sam Merry
Boromir Frodo
Gandalf Gimli
Pippin Aragorn
Tracy pulled out a piece of paper and scanned it. "Let's see. We've done pronounciation which was a tie, rumors which was also a tie, so next is video games!"
Before lunch, Dajotre came back from outside, carrying a TV, a PlayStation 2 and a box of video games. The kids cheered and ran over, leaving the Fellowship, as usual, confused.
"How'd you get to your house without a car?" Ben asked.
"I don't know," Dajotre said. "It's Tracy's story."
Tracy grinned. "Plot device, my friends. Plot device."
Dajotre hooked up the game and Tip immediately took one of the controls.
"I challenged you to a game of Soul Calibur II!" Dajotre shouted.
Dajotre chose Kilik and Tippy selected Talin. Soon, the battle began. Dajotre one the first battle and Tip the second. Soon, it came down to the final round.
"This calls for some dramatic music," Bryan declared.
He whipped out his trumpet and played "Ride of the Valkyries." The two rivals glared at each other.
"May the best win," Tippy said.
"I plan to," Dajotre shot back.
The two virtual warriors attacked each other almost as fierce as the players themselves. The others sat by the TV, cheering on their favorite. Dajotre appeared to have more fans, but that didn't faze Tippy one bit. She attacked as if her very life depended on it, when, virtually, it did. In the end, it came out in her favor.
"The champion!" Tracy exclaimed, raising Tip's arm.
Bryan started to play "Chariots of Fire."
"You cheated!" Dajotre yelled.
"That's so cliche, Dajotre," Tippy smirked. "You know I didn't cheat for I am one with the PS2."
Dajotre glared, and then flipped off the console.
Tracy looked at the list again. "Okay so it's Dajotre 2 and Tippy 3. Next is-." She paused. "All Out Male Bashing?"
Tippy gasped. "How did that get on there? Oh well! It's on the list!"
She whipped out a mallet. Dajotre quickly grabbed Gimli and put him in from of himself. The mallet hit Gimli on the head, knocking him over. He ran into Frodo, who slammed into Ben who smacked Merry in the face.
"Oops!" Ben exclaimed. "Sorry! Reflex."
Merry glared and prepared to strike him back. Ben ducked out of the way and Merry *gasp* touched Bryan's hair.
Bryan slowly turned. "Did you just touch my hair?"
Tippy started bashing all the guys while the girls sat and watched. Legolas was knocked down and Tracy rushed to his side. Brittney, Ashley and Lisa rolled their eyes, but then noticed that their own "men" were down. Each girl shouted their "man's" name and ran over to them. In the end, Tippy was victorious.
"I have THE POWER!!!" Tippy exclaimed, standing on top of Dajotre's fallen body.
"You win," Dajotre weakly said.
Tracy looked at her list while holding an ice pack to Legolas's head. "Score is Tippy 4 and Dajotre 2. Next is...Go Fish?"
Dajotre rose. "I will rule!"
Well, how many of you would really want the details of Go Fish? Let's just sum it up and say Dajotre did succeed in defeating Tippy.
Tracy was still sitting on the sofa with Legolas laying unconscious off to the side of her when she said, "Score Dajotre 3 and Tippy 4. And our final competition is-," she paused and then sighed, throwing the list in the air, "Candy Land."
Tippy and Dajotre set up the game, carefully choosing their pieces. Tip selected red and Dajotre, yellow. Things began in Dajotre's favor, but Tippy quickly pulled ahead. She seemed like she was on fire, but then Dajotre moved all the way to Princess Lolly! Tippy quickly caught up and it looked like she'd win. But then, she was caught in the Molasses Swamp! Dajotre won!
"The final score," Tracy said, still tending to a sore and exhausted Legolas, "Dajotre 4 and Tippy 4."
"A tie?!" the rivals exclaimed.
Later, Ashley came in to check on Tippy. She sat in the darkness, brooding over the Candy Land game.
"Umm...Tippy?" Ashley said cautiously.
"Yes," Tippy replied, emotionless.
"It's time for dinner," Ashley told her.
"Is Gimli cooking?" Tippy asked in the same tone.
"Yes," Ashley nodded.
..........
"I'm not hungry."
Ashley shrugged and walked away, leaving Tippy mumbling to herself.
(Next chapter: Mountain Dew and Dancing Games)
