Chapter 10- Truth or Dare
TangerineDash: Next chapter, Tip. Just wait... I think I did a fairly good jorb at the Legend of Sailcat.
Rachel13: I'm sorry. I know how rejection feels. *sobs* Anyway, go ahead and vote for Ben. Everybody else does. lol
jessalae: Seven minutes in heaven....that sounds interesting. Oh, and Merry didn't ask Brittney to marry him. No one else really needs to know that, however. :-D
chipmunk2041: I can only give them one points, but thanks for your enthusiasm. HAH! That Faramir one is GREAT!!! Thank you for your encouragement!
Favorite Votes:
Ashley- 2
Ben- 9 (Leader)
Brittney- 2
Bryan- 3
Dajotre- 4
Kitt- 2
Lisa- 2 1/2
Peter- 2 1/2
Tippy- 6
Theresa- 1
Tracy- 3 1/2 (Yes!)
After Gollum had gone with the animal control, the kids all sat in the living room. Curious as to what was going on, Merry and Pippin came in.
"Okaaay Tippy!" Kitt declared. "Truth or dare?"
Tippy paused for a moment, an evil grin on her face. "Dare! Ha! I win!"
"Okay," Kitt said. "I dare you to...skip your turn! BWA HA HA!!!"
"That's so lame, Kitt," Tippy grumbled.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other, confused.
"What are you doing?" Pippin asked.
"Playing Truth or Dare," Ashley replied.
They looked at each other again.
"What?" Merry asked.
"You guys don't know about this either?!" Bryan yelled. "You are SO deprived!"
The kids brought all the Lord of the Rings characters into the living room and explained the rules.
"To play Truth or Dare you need two or more people," Theresa explained. "The more the better. First, you ask someone, 'Truth or Dare?' If truth, they have to answer any question truthfully. If dare, they have to do whatever you tell them to do."
"Got it?" Lisa asked.
The others nodded, unsure.
"Okay then, Dajotre, you start," Tracy said.
Dajotre grinned evilly and said, "Tippy! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Tippy exclaimed. "I shall survive!"
"All right then," Dajotre grinned. "I dare you to say, 'Dajotre is the ruler of the universe. He is so much better than me, and I am ashamed to think that I could outbest him. All hail the great Dajotre!'"
"WHAT?!" Tippy shrieked.
The kids laughed hystarically.
"Go on, Tip," Tracy laughed. "You HAVE to do it!"
Tippy glared and mumbled it under her breath.
"C'mon!" Daj said. "Say it like you mean it!"
Tippy sighed. "Dajotre is the ruler of the universe. He is so much better than me, and..."
"Say it ALL!" Dajotre yelled.
"And I am ashamed to think that I could outbest him...All hail the great Dajotre!" Tippy finished reluctantly.
"See Tippy?" he grinned. "That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Yes it was," she grumbled. "Okay...Frodo! Truth or dare?"
Frodo froze and said, "Ummmmm...."
"It's not like it's a life changing decision or anything," Peter said.
"Quiet! Or YOU'RE next!" Tippy snapped.
"Uhh...dare...I guess," Frodo replied.
Tippy smiled. "Okay then. For the sake of Ashley, I dare you to kiss her!"
They all laughed this time.
"That's so juvenile, Tippy," Kitt rolled her eyes. "But I LOVE IT!!!"
Ashley, shocked, had passed out.
"Make that CPR," Tippy added.
Frodo raised an eyebrow.
"Please tell me you know how to revive someone," Tippy begged, beginning to think how ignorant they were.
"Oh," Frodo said.
Much to Ashley's joy, she woke up to Frodo...ehm...kissing her. She jumped up.
"I can die content!!!" she shouted.
"Your turn, Frodo," Merry said.
"All right, Merry," he grinned. "Truth or dare?"
Merry thought for a moment. "Dare. What could you possibly come up with?"
Dajotre ran over and whispered something to Frodo. As he spoke, Frodo's mouth curled into an evil grin.
"Merry, I dare you to drink a gallon Vodka and hold it in!!!" Frodo exclaimed.
Merry's mouth dropped open.
"Wait a second!" Aragorn stopped everyone's hystarical laughter. "Where are we going to get Vodka?"
All eyes turned to Bryan who at that time was pouring himself a glass. He looked up innocently and slowly set the jug and cup down.
He cleared his throat. "Uhh, sorry."
Pippin picked up the jug and handed it to Merry. "Here you are, Merry!"
"No! Wait!" Bryan shouted, distraught at losing his last bottle of Vodka. "It's umm....only a half gallon."
"Good enough!" Pippin exclaimed.
"Wait!" Brittney yelled. "If you're gonna make my husband drink, go in the kitchen so none of it ends up on the carpet, if ya know what I mean."
Pippin dragged Merry off and in two minutes, he came dragging him back.
"He drank it all in one breath," Pippin said, astonished.
Merry collapsed on the floor and Brittney rushed to his side.
"I think he learned his lesson," Brittney mumbled.
"I'll choose for him," Pippin said. "Tracy! Truth or dare?"
"Truth!" Tracy answered immediately.
Pippin thought for a while. "Ummm....I'm not sure....okay! I got it!...No I don't...."
The others groaned.
"C'mon Pippin!" everyone sighed.
"Okay! Okay!" Pippin yelled. "Let's see....what is your darkest secret?"
"Ooh! Original!" Lisa said sarcastically.
"Answer it," Pippin told Tracy, ignoring Lisa.
"My darkest secret," Tracy began, "is that I have no secret!"
"I can answer it for her," Tippy grinned.
"NO!!! Nooooo!" Tracy shouted. "Okay! I'll tell you! My darkest secret is that...I love Elrond!"
Needless to say, Legolas and Aragorn screamed and the others started laughing.
"Gasp, Tracy!" Kitt laughed.
Tracy narrowed her eyes. "Well now you know. Elrond is awesome!"
"So the quiz was right," Ben grinned.
"Well not to the extent of obsession but...yeah," Tracy murmured.
"That. Is. Hilarious!" Peter laughed.
Tracy glared at him. "All right, Peter! Truth or dare?"
Peter glared back and said, "Hmmm...dare!"
Tracy smiled evilly. "I dare you to be Daj's personal slave for three days!" (You're welcome, Daj.)
"That's an outrage!" Peter exclaimed. "Demon woman!"
"It was HIS idea!" Tracy replied.
Dajotre sat and whistled innocently. "Noooo. But you can start now by getting me a Mountain Dew!"
Peter groaned and got up to get the can of soda. He came back and handed it to Daj. Dajotre just looked at him.
"What?!" Peter asked. "Is it the wrong temperature or something?"
"I'm just thinking what you would look like in a butler's tuxedo or something," Dajotre grinned.
"WHAT?!" Peter screamed.
Tippy laughed so hard that she fell off the couch and landed on an unfortunate Sam.
"Where are you going to get a tuxedo?" Peter asked.
Ben threw one at him out of nowhere. "I've been looking for someone to give that to."
Peter looked at the outfit. "Where on Earth did you get this?"
"Not on Earth!" Ben corrected. "Mars."
Peter blinked and sighed. "I'll consider it. Riiiight. Anyway, Daj! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Dajotre said. "I am no coward!"
Peter laughed a little. "I dare you to...say to Tippy, 'Tippy I'm sorry for being such a jerk. You're not a rat like I called you in the 2nd grade, and you really aren't so bad. I actually like being friends with you.'"
"What?!" Tippy and Daj both said.
"Say it!" Peter grinned. "Search your feelings. You KNOW it to be true!"
"NOOOOOO!!!" Dajotre screeched.
As soon as he had regained his composure, he said, in a monotone of course, "Tippy I'm sorry for being such a jerk. You're not a rat like I called you in the 2nd grade, and..."
Peter cleared his throat and Daj continued, "And you really aren't so bad..................I actually....like.....being friends.....with you."
"Awww!" all the girls said. "That's so sweet!"
"Actually, I found it revolting," Tippy grumbled.
"Hey! Try having to SAY it!" Dajotre snapped. "Aragorn! Truth or dare? Oh, I'm sorry."
He bowed. "KING Elessar!"
Aragorn and Lisa glared at Dajotre, hatefully.
"Truth," Aragorn said. "That sounds safe."
The junior high guys snickered.
"Okay, Estelle or...whatever," Daj grinned. "Tell us all what you think about...LISA!!!"
The others gasped.
"The truth comes out," Tracy said, mysteriously.
Aragorn's eyes shifted from Arwen to Lisa. "The truth is...I love you, Lisa! I hate Arwen! It's just an act, you see, and-"
*The person responsible for the last lines has been sacked. And now for what Aragorn REALLY said.*
"Lisa..." Aragorn began. "It'll never work out between us. I'm sorry."
"What?!" Lisa sobbed.
NO ARAGORN DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!
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Lisa! Quit typing stuff!!!
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"Lisa! I love
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Stop it Lisa!
And then Aragorn said to Arwen, "I don't
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*Gunshot*
Well now that Lisa won't be bothering us anymore, Aragorn said, "You're a really nice person and everything, but you're....."
"Obsessed?" Ashley suggested.
"Yes," Aragorn nodded. "That's right."
Lisa gave the sad, pathetic look.
"Oh no," Aragorn murmured. "Not the look."
"Is that how you get all A's, Lisa?" Bryan asked.
Lisa whacked him across the head and then went back to the innocent face.
"All right!" Aragorn sighed. "You're really nice and you'll live happily ever after with some lucky guy!"
"Awwwww!" the others said.
"That's so sweet, Aragorn," Lisa grinned. "I love you!"
"We know," everyone else chorused.
"Your turn, Aragorn," Ben said.
"No! I'm not done listening to all the wonderful things Aragorn has to say!" Lisa protested.
"Lisa!!!" everyone yelled.
"Hmph. Fine," Lisa grumbled.
She sat back and pulled out her Anne McCaffery book.
"Legolas!" Aragorn smiled. "Truth or dare?"
Legolas glared at Aragorn. "Hmmm...well I'm not a coward like SOME people so dare!"
He glared back at Legolas and said, "I dare you to explain exactly what you meant about 'waiting for the right time.'"
Gimli and Boromir started laughing again, this time joined by Pippin and a now conscious Merry. The junior high guys had already fallen to hystarical laughter.
Legolas gave the I-am-so-going-to-kill-you look to Aragorn. "You're cruel."
"But fair," Aragorn laughed.
"......No," Legolas answered flatly.
"Go on, Legolas," he said.
Legolas sighed and looked over at Tracy who was about ready to kill Bryan...as usual.
"Tracy..." Legolas sighed again.
"Yes!" Tracy switched her focus immediately.
"I don't know what I meant about waiting for the right time," Legolas told her. "I said that, I guess, so you wouldn't get hurt."
She broke down crying and the girls rushed to comfort her.
"I'm sorry!" he said quickly.
"Sorry?!" Tracy sobbed. "That. Was. The. SWEETEST thing anyone has ever said to me! You didn't want me to get hurt!"
"Yes..." Legolas answered, confused.
"You didn't want me to get hurt! Don't you see?" she said. "You cared so much about me that you were willing to lie so that I wouldn't be sad!"
The junior high guys had stopped laughing, and were as puzzled as Satan when it started snowing in his house.
"But he lied," Peter reminded her.
"But he did it with love!" Tracy sighed.
The guys looked at each other.
"I am NEVER going to understand women," Peter shook his head.
(That was fun! Next chapter: Truth or Dare Part Two! Isn't that an original title?! I'm sorry. Did some of my sarcasm drip on you?)
TangerineDash: Next chapter, Tip. Just wait... I think I did a fairly good jorb at the Legend of Sailcat.
Rachel13: I'm sorry. I know how rejection feels. *sobs* Anyway, go ahead and vote for Ben. Everybody else does. lol
jessalae: Seven minutes in heaven....that sounds interesting. Oh, and Merry didn't ask Brittney to marry him. No one else really needs to know that, however. :-D
chipmunk2041: I can only give them one points, but thanks for your enthusiasm. HAH! That Faramir one is GREAT!!! Thank you for your encouragement!
Favorite Votes:
Ashley- 2
Ben- 9 (Leader)
Brittney- 2
Bryan- 3
Dajotre- 4
Kitt- 2
Lisa- 2 1/2
Peter- 2 1/2
Tippy- 6
Theresa- 1
Tracy- 3 1/2 (Yes!)
After Gollum had gone with the animal control, the kids all sat in the living room. Curious as to what was going on, Merry and Pippin came in.
"Okaaay Tippy!" Kitt declared. "Truth or dare?"
Tippy paused for a moment, an evil grin on her face. "Dare! Ha! I win!"
"Okay," Kitt said. "I dare you to...skip your turn! BWA HA HA!!!"
"That's so lame, Kitt," Tippy grumbled.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other, confused.
"What are you doing?" Pippin asked.
"Playing Truth or Dare," Ashley replied.
They looked at each other again.
"What?" Merry asked.
"You guys don't know about this either?!" Bryan yelled. "You are SO deprived!"
The kids brought all the Lord of the Rings characters into the living room and explained the rules.
"To play Truth or Dare you need two or more people," Theresa explained. "The more the better. First, you ask someone, 'Truth or Dare?' If truth, they have to answer any question truthfully. If dare, they have to do whatever you tell them to do."
"Got it?" Lisa asked.
The others nodded, unsure.
"Okay then, Dajotre, you start," Tracy said.
Dajotre grinned evilly and said, "Tippy! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Tippy exclaimed. "I shall survive!"
"All right then," Dajotre grinned. "I dare you to say, 'Dajotre is the ruler of the universe. He is so much better than me, and I am ashamed to think that I could outbest him. All hail the great Dajotre!'"
"WHAT?!" Tippy shrieked.
The kids laughed hystarically.
"Go on, Tip," Tracy laughed. "You HAVE to do it!"
Tippy glared and mumbled it under her breath.
"C'mon!" Daj said. "Say it like you mean it!"
Tippy sighed. "Dajotre is the ruler of the universe. He is so much better than me, and..."
"Say it ALL!" Dajotre yelled.
"And I am ashamed to think that I could outbest him...All hail the great Dajotre!" Tippy finished reluctantly.
"See Tippy?" he grinned. "That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Yes it was," she grumbled. "Okay...Frodo! Truth or dare?"
Frodo froze and said, "Ummmmm...."
"It's not like it's a life changing decision or anything," Peter said.
"Quiet! Or YOU'RE next!" Tippy snapped.
"Uhh...dare...I guess," Frodo replied.
Tippy smiled. "Okay then. For the sake of Ashley, I dare you to kiss her!"
They all laughed this time.
"That's so juvenile, Tippy," Kitt rolled her eyes. "But I LOVE IT!!!"
Ashley, shocked, had passed out.
"Make that CPR," Tippy added.
Frodo raised an eyebrow.
"Please tell me you know how to revive someone," Tippy begged, beginning to think how ignorant they were.
"Oh," Frodo said.
Much to Ashley's joy, she woke up to Frodo...ehm...kissing her. She jumped up.
"I can die content!!!" she shouted.
"Your turn, Frodo," Merry said.
"All right, Merry," he grinned. "Truth or dare?"
Merry thought for a moment. "Dare. What could you possibly come up with?"
Dajotre ran over and whispered something to Frodo. As he spoke, Frodo's mouth curled into an evil grin.
"Merry, I dare you to drink a gallon Vodka and hold it in!!!" Frodo exclaimed.
Merry's mouth dropped open.
"Wait a second!" Aragorn stopped everyone's hystarical laughter. "Where are we going to get Vodka?"
All eyes turned to Bryan who at that time was pouring himself a glass. He looked up innocently and slowly set the jug and cup down.
He cleared his throat. "Uhh, sorry."
Pippin picked up the jug and handed it to Merry. "Here you are, Merry!"
"No! Wait!" Bryan shouted, distraught at losing his last bottle of Vodka. "It's umm....only a half gallon."
"Good enough!" Pippin exclaimed.
"Wait!" Brittney yelled. "If you're gonna make my husband drink, go in the kitchen so none of it ends up on the carpet, if ya know what I mean."
Pippin dragged Merry off and in two minutes, he came dragging him back.
"He drank it all in one breath," Pippin said, astonished.
Merry collapsed on the floor and Brittney rushed to his side.
"I think he learned his lesson," Brittney mumbled.
"I'll choose for him," Pippin said. "Tracy! Truth or dare?"
"Truth!" Tracy answered immediately.
Pippin thought for a while. "Ummm....I'm not sure....okay! I got it!...No I don't...."
The others groaned.
"C'mon Pippin!" everyone sighed.
"Okay! Okay!" Pippin yelled. "Let's see....what is your darkest secret?"
"Ooh! Original!" Lisa said sarcastically.
"Answer it," Pippin told Tracy, ignoring Lisa.
"My darkest secret," Tracy began, "is that I have no secret!"
"I can answer it for her," Tippy grinned.
"NO!!! Nooooo!" Tracy shouted. "Okay! I'll tell you! My darkest secret is that...I love Elrond!"
Needless to say, Legolas and Aragorn screamed and the others started laughing.
"Gasp, Tracy!" Kitt laughed.
Tracy narrowed her eyes. "Well now you know. Elrond is awesome!"
"So the quiz was right," Ben grinned.
"Well not to the extent of obsession but...yeah," Tracy murmured.
"That. Is. Hilarious!" Peter laughed.
Tracy glared at him. "All right, Peter! Truth or dare?"
Peter glared back and said, "Hmmm...dare!"
Tracy smiled evilly. "I dare you to be Daj's personal slave for three days!" (You're welcome, Daj.)
"That's an outrage!" Peter exclaimed. "Demon woman!"
"It was HIS idea!" Tracy replied.
Dajotre sat and whistled innocently. "Noooo. But you can start now by getting me a Mountain Dew!"
Peter groaned and got up to get the can of soda. He came back and handed it to Daj. Dajotre just looked at him.
"What?!" Peter asked. "Is it the wrong temperature or something?"
"I'm just thinking what you would look like in a butler's tuxedo or something," Dajotre grinned.
"WHAT?!" Peter screamed.
Tippy laughed so hard that she fell off the couch and landed on an unfortunate Sam.
"Where are you going to get a tuxedo?" Peter asked.
Ben threw one at him out of nowhere. "I've been looking for someone to give that to."
Peter looked at the outfit. "Where on Earth did you get this?"
"Not on Earth!" Ben corrected. "Mars."
Peter blinked and sighed. "I'll consider it. Riiiight. Anyway, Daj! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Dajotre said. "I am no coward!"
Peter laughed a little. "I dare you to...say to Tippy, 'Tippy I'm sorry for being such a jerk. You're not a rat like I called you in the 2nd grade, and you really aren't so bad. I actually like being friends with you.'"
"What?!" Tippy and Daj both said.
"Say it!" Peter grinned. "Search your feelings. You KNOW it to be true!"
"NOOOOOO!!!" Dajotre screeched.
As soon as he had regained his composure, he said, in a monotone of course, "Tippy I'm sorry for being such a jerk. You're not a rat like I called you in the 2nd grade, and..."
Peter cleared his throat and Daj continued, "And you really aren't so bad..................I actually....like.....being friends.....with you."
"Awww!" all the girls said. "That's so sweet!"
"Actually, I found it revolting," Tippy grumbled.
"Hey! Try having to SAY it!" Dajotre snapped. "Aragorn! Truth or dare? Oh, I'm sorry."
He bowed. "KING Elessar!"
Aragorn and Lisa glared at Dajotre, hatefully.
"Truth," Aragorn said. "That sounds safe."
The junior high guys snickered.
"Okay, Estelle or...whatever," Daj grinned. "Tell us all what you think about...LISA!!!"
The others gasped.
"The truth comes out," Tracy said, mysteriously.
Aragorn's eyes shifted from Arwen to Lisa. "The truth is...I love you, Lisa! I hate Arwen! It's just an act, you see, and-"
*The person responsible for the last lines has been sacked. And now for what Aragorn REALLY said.*
"Lisa..." Aragorn began. "It'll never work out between us. I'm sorry."
"What?!" Lisa sobbed.
NO ARAGORN DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!
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Lisa! Quit typing stuff!!!
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"Lisa! I love
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Stop it Lisa!
And then Aragorn said to Arwen, "I don't
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*Gunshot*
Well now that Lisa won't be bothering us anymore, Aragorn said, "You're a really nice person and everything, but you're....."
"Obsessed?" Ashley suggested.
"Yes," Aragorn nodded. "That's right."
Lisa gave the sad, pathetic look.
"Oh no," Aragorn murmured. "Not the look."
"Is that how you get all A's, Lisa?" Bryan asked.
Lisa whacked him across the head and then went back to the innocent face.
"All right!" Aragorn sighed. "You're really nice and you'll live happily ever after with some lucky guy!"
"Awwwww!" the others said.
"That's so sweet, Aragorn," Lisa grinned. "I love you!"
"We know," everyone else chorused.
"Your turn, Aragorn," Ben said.
"No! I'm not done listening to all the wonderful things Aragorn has to say!" Lisa protested.
"Lisa!!!" everyone yelled.
"Hmph. Fine," Lisa grumbled.
She sat back and pulled out her Anne McCaffery book.
"Legolas!" Aragorn smiled. "Truth or dare?"
Legolas glared at Aragorn. "Hmmm...well I'm not a coward like SOME people so dare!"
He glared back at Legolas and said, "I dare you to explain exactly what you meant about 'waiting for the right time.'"
Gimli and Boromir started laughing again, this time joined by Pippin and a now conscious Merry. The junior high guys had already fallen to hystarical laughter.
Legolas gave the I-am-so-going-to-kill-you look to Aragorn. "You're cruel."
"But fair," Aragorn laughed.
"......No," Legolas answered flatly.
"Go on, Legolas," he said.
Legolas sighed and looked over at Tracy who was about ready to kill Bryan...as usual.
"Tracy..." Legolas sighed again.
"Yes!" Tracy switched her focus immediately.
"I don't know what I meant about waiting for the right time," Legolas told her. "I said that, I guess, so you wouldn't get hurt."
She broke down crying and the girls rushed to comfort her.
"I'm sorry!" he said quickly.
"Sorry?!" Tracy sobbed. "That. Was. The. SWEETEST thing anyone has ever said to me! You didn't want me to get hurt!"
"Yes..." Legolas answered, confused.
"You didn't want me to get hurt! Don't you see?" she said. "You cared so much about me that you were willing to lie so that I wouldn't be sad!"
The junior high guys had stopped laughing, and were as puzzled as Satan when it started snowing in his house.
"But he lied," Peter reminded her.
"But he did it with love!" Tracy sighed.
The guys looked at each other.
"I am NEVER going to understand women," Peter shook his head.
(That was fun! Next chapter: Truth or Dare Part Two! Isn't that an original title?! I'm sorry. Did some of my sarcasm drip on you?)
