Behind the Anime

Volume 1. Off-camera Problems & Mimiru's Wardrobe Problem

Welcome to Behind the Anime. I'm Steve, and I'll be your guide. As with mostly all anime, the show looks great on camera, but the real hastle begins, off-camera. I asked Macha what he thought about the show.

(Shows close up of Macha with huge cup of "coffee" in hands. Macha waves his arms around, drinks some "coffee", and shakes. He jumps up and down, drinks more "coffee", and his left eye twitches. He appearently doesn't notice and drinks more "coffee")

Steve: That, unforunetly, was unseccesful. But, here's a clip from Subaru's lunchbreak.

(Subaru and Tsukasa are at a Subway. Subaru orders a fat-free sub, and Tsukasa gets a Steak & Cheese.)

Subaru: (sitting down, then looks at server) Excuse me, are you sure that this is fat-free?

Subway Guy: Yes, miss.

Subaru: Because, if it isn't, then......then......I could get fat!

Subway Guy: M'am, it's fat-free. (goes into back.)

Tsukasa: (Takes big bite out of sub)

Subaru: Tsukasa? What if this isn't a fat-free sub?

Tsukasa: (Takes another bite.)

Subaru: Or worse, what if he gave me a fat-free sub, and added fattining sauce just for a joke?

Tsukasa: (Continues to eat sub)

Subaru: That would be such bullshit! Then I would get fat......

Tsukasa: (Keeps eating the sub and ignores Subaru)

Subaru: I would get fat, and I wouldn't be able to work, and I wouldn't fit in my outfit, and how can you eat that shit?!?

Tsukasa: (starts choking on sub)

Subaru: Oh my god! This is such bullshit! Help me guy behind the counter!

Subway Guy: It's fat-free! How many times do I have to tell you!?

Subaru: Oh my god he's ignoring me! Today sucks so much! This is such f****** Bullshit!

Steve: Alright, the truth was exposed. Subaru had a problem. But don't we all? Deep within?

Producer: Hey scumbucket! I'm not paying you to do drama!

Steve: Your hardly paying me at all! Now, for Mimiru. She had a problem too. The public didn't like her outfit. They said that it was too skimpy. Mimiru, do you recall that problem?

Mimiru: (in close-up so as not to see he backround. She has a bloody nose, and a black-eye.) Clearly! I was walking out to my car when...

Steve: Roll the clip.

(Mimiru's walking out to her car in her normal outfit)

Woman: Your outfit is to revealing for our children!

Mimiru: You got a problem?

Woman: Yah! Put some cloths on!

Mimiru: Shove-it, Bitch!

Woman: Shove-it? Is that gutter mouth supposed to match your outfit?

Mimiru: Bitch! I'll show you gutter-outfit!

(Mimiru and Woman get into a fight. You see the woman bite Mimiru, and Mimiru pull her hair.)

Steve: But aren't you paying the price now?

Mimiru: (camera zooms out so that you can see that she's in a jail cell.) What? You bastard! You miserable bastard! How dare you talk to me like I'm some three year old twit!

Producer: Now look! Your upsetting the crew!

Steve: Stop it! I have feelings to you know! You'll respect me someday!

Producer: No I won't.

Steve: (starting to cry) Coming up on Behind the ::sniff:: Anime. What is really in Macha's coffee mug? Will Subaru get fat? And the straight truth behind Sora.

Steve: Just tune in next time. (runs off set crying)