Well, im back with another chapter in case anyone is still reading or even
ever read this. I know I got a couple reviews and id like to say thank u
but if u read this I don't care if u hate it just REVIEW IT!! It makes me
happy. So in this chapter nothing much happens but its important to build
up to where I want this story to go if people want me to continue it so.on
with the show
Disclaimer: I wish I had a funny one, maybe next time o well.I don't own anyone in this story except maybe Chandler's friends but they really aren't that important
Monica sat in her history class bored out of her mind. She just wished that the period would end so she could go to lunch and hang out with Phoebe and Rachel.
Oh my god! How long is this period? Come on, five more minutes..four more minutes...three more minutes..why cant this clock go any faster..
After what seemed like hours the bell rang and Monica hurried off to the cafeteria.
"Hey Pheebs", Monica shouted, reaching her in the lunch room.
"Hey"
As Monica sat down and started rambling off about Chandler and how cute he was and how she made small talk with him in English class, he walked in with a girl named Katie wrapped around him.
"Ugh, just when I was thinking he was flirting with me he goes and gets another girl!"
"Mon, I don't mean to sound mean about this but I think he just really needed to borrow a pencil and you were the closest one next to him who could give him one" Rachel added.
"I know he would NEVER, ever date me, but still..."
"You know what I think", Phoebe started "I think you need a boyfriend that is NOT Chandler to get your mind off him"
"Oh please! Like any guy would want to go out with me! I'm ten times larger than any other girl in the school AND I am an ugly, hideous pig!" Monica shouted and ran towards the bathroom.
"Oh poor Mon, I didn't mean to make her upset"
"Well, Pheebs, I think you did"
As Monica started her way out of the lunchroom she got caught in the middle of a fight between Chandler and Frank, (no not that Frank) Katie's ex- boyfriend.
"You think you can just steal my girl!" yelled Frank
"Hey! I didn't steal her, you two broke up!" shouted Chandler
"Yea and maybe I should tell you why we broke up!"
"I could care less! I just want YOU out of our face!" Chandler screamed.
Suddenly, Frank charged at Chandler with all of his might, knocking both of them onto the ground in a wrestling match. A crowd started to gather around them and Monica quickly forgot about her reason for being so sad and just wanted to get Chandler out of that fight. She knew though, that it was out of her control. After much punching, kicking, and shoving, a teacher finally appeared along with the school nurse. Chandler had a bloody nose and black eye, while Frank was just squirming in pain.
"You two! Go to the nurse and get fixed up and then report to the principal's office at once!" the teacher stated and walked off. This left them with the nurse, being escorted to her office.
Later, after being sentenced to two weeks detention, Chandler met up with Katie in the hallway. Of course, Monica was there. Just my luck she thought.
"Hey hun" said Chandler while giving Katie a kiss.
"Hey! Oh don't look now but I think Fat mama over there is checking you out!"
"Who?"
"Monica Keller, the ugly one who weighs like six thousand pounds! I swear she must eat like one hundred bricks a day to get that fat! And I hear she is a dork, not to mention her brother but at least HE is thin, she is just some bulky, tractor that you would never see in a slim fast commercial!"
"Hey! You know what Katie! Her name is Monica GELLER! AND SHE ISNT UGLY! IN FACT, I THINK SHE IS A MILLION TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU ARE OR EVER WILL BE. YOU'RE THE TRACTOR WITH YOUR OVERSIZED HEAD SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL!!" Chandler screamed, outraged and walked towards Monica.
"I am so sorry, she is such a jerk I-"
"No, no, you have nothing to be sorry about! You are the only one who has ever stood up for me like that! I cannot believe it!"
"Well im glad you appreciate it and also, everything I said is true (pause) you really are a million times prettier than Katie and probably all the other girls in this school"
She was stunned.
"I-I.I" not being able to make out the words.
Finally, she new she had to say something: " I am not pretty. I weight twice as much as you and have ugly hair and eyes and im all fat and chubby!" Duh! Nice one Monica why did you have to go and say that! Monica thought.
"No! NO! Monica, its not how much you weigh that makes you pretty. Its how much you genuinely care about people and their feelings and how even though people are rude to you, you still forgive them and are kind and gentle. And also its not just that- you have beautiful black hair and the most gorgeous baby blue eyes I have ever seen!"
Chandler added " and I want to admit something" he continued, directing his statement toward the large crowd who had been watching the scene, " If the entire school had not depended on me to go out with all of these girls and be popular and snotty well then too bad because I don't want to be that guy anymore! I am sick and tired of having to be perfect every second so that the most popular guy in school doesn't do ANYTHING wrong! Because believe it or not I make mistakes and I am not just sexy and hot! I happen to have actual feelings and a good heart!" and with that he turned to Monica:
"Monica, will you go out with me?"
TO BE CONTINUED...(if u want me to)
Yes, I know you probably expected him to come around and me the sweet guy well you were right! Anyway I promise more soon if u want so please review! I might not get the next one up till after new year cuz my bro will be using my computer since he is back from college but w/e.g2g friends is on!!
Disclaimer: I wish I had a funny one, maybe next time o well.I don't own anyone in this story except maybe Chandler's friends but they really aren't that important
Monica sat in her history class bored out of her mind. She just wished that the period would end so she could go to lunch and hang out with Phoebe and Rachel.
Oh my god! How long is this period? Come on, five more minutes..four more minutes...three more minutes..why cant this clock go any faster..
After what seemed like hours the bell rang and Monica hurried off to the cafeteria.
"Hey Pheebs", Monica shouted, reaching her in the lunch room.
"Hey"
As Monica sat down and started rambling off about Chandler and how cute he was and how she made small talk with him in English class, he walked in with a girl named Katie wrapped around him.
"Ugh, just when I was thinking he was flirting with me he goes and gets another girl!"
"Mon, I don't mean to sound mean about this but I think he just really needed to borrow a pencil and you were the closest one next to him who could give him one" Rachel added.
"I know he would NEVER, ever date me, but still..."
"You know what I think", Phoebe started "I think you need a boyfriend that is NOT Chandler to get your mind off him"
"Oh please! Like any guy would want to go out with me! I'm ten times larger than any other girl in the school AND I am an ugly, hideous pig!" Monica shouted and ran towards the bathroom.
"Oh poor Mon, I didn't mean to make her upset"
"Well, Pheebs, I think you did"
As Monica started her way out of the lunchroom she got caught in the middle of a fight between Chandler and Frank, (no not that Frank) Katie's ex- boyfriend.
"You think you can just steal my girl!" yelled Frank
"Hey! I didn't steal her, you two broke up!" shouted Chandler
"Yea and maybe I should tell you why we broke up!"
"I could care less! I just want YOU out of our face!" Chandler screamed.
Suddenly, Frank charged at Chandler with all of his might, knocking both of them onto the ground in a wrestling match. A crowd started to gather around them and Monica quickly forgot about her reason for being so sad and just wanted to get Chandler out of that fight. She knew though, that it was out of her control. After much punching, kicking, and shoving, a teacher finally appeared along with the school nurse. Chandler had a bloody nose and black eye, while Frank was just squirming in pain.
"You two! Go to the nurse and get fixed up and then report to the principal's office at once!" the teacher stated and walked off. This left them with the nurse, being escorted to her office.
Later, after being sentenced to two weeks detention, Chandler met up with Katie in the hallway. Of course, Monica was there. Just my luck she thought.
"Hey hun" said Chandler while giving Katie a kiss.
"Hey! Oh don't look now but I think Fat mama over there is checking you out!"
"Who?"
"Monica Keller, the ugly one who weighs like six thousand pounds! I swear she must eat like one hundred bricks a day to get that fat! And I hear she is a dork, not to mention her brother but at least HE is thin, she is just some bulky, tractor that you would never see in a slim fast commercial!"
"Hey! You know what Katie! Her name is Monica GELLER! AND SHE ISNT UGLY! IN FACT, I THINK SHE IS A MILLION TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU ARE OR EVER WILL BE. YOU'RE THE TRACTOR WITH YOUR OVERSIZED HEAD SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL!!" Chandler screamed, outraged and walked towards Monica.
"I am so sorry, she is such a jerk I-"
"No, no, you have nothing to be sorry about! You are the only one who has ever stood up for me like that! I cannot believe it!"
"Well im glad you appreciate it and also, everything I said is true (pause) you really are a million times prettier than Katie and probably all the other girls in this school"
She was stunned.
"I-I.I" not being able to make out the words.
Finally, she new she had to say something: " I am not pretty. I weight twice as much as you and have ugly hair and eyes and im all fat and chubby!" Duh! Nice one Monica why did you have to go and say that! Monica thought.
"No! NO! Monica, its not how much you weigh that makes you pretty. Its how much you genuinely care about people and their feelings and how even though people are rude to you, you still forgive them and are kind and gentle. And also its not just that- you have beautiful black hair and the most gorgeous baby blue eyes I have ever seen!"
Chandler added " and I want to admit something" he continued, directing his statement toward the large crowd who had been watching the scene, " If the entire school had not depended on me to go out with all of these girls and be popular and snotty well then too bad because I don't want to be that guy anymore! I am sick and tired of having to be perfect every second so that the most popular guy in school doesn't do ANYTHING wrong! Because believe it or not I make mistakes and I am not just sexy and hot! I happen to have actual feelings and a good heart!" and with that he turned to Monica:
"Monica, will you go out with me?"
TO BE CONTINUED...(if u want me to)
Yes, I know you probably expected him to come around and me the sweet guy well you were right! Anyway I promise more soon if u want so please review! I might not get the next one up till after new year cuz my bro will be using my computer since he is back from college but w/e.g2g friends is on!!
