Hi! Ok Pudge if you're reading this I have two things to say 1. I'm pretty naïve when it comes to anatomy so I don't care how many right ribs there are lol and 2. One time a doctor came up to me when someone I knew was in the hospital and said "You may need a miracle" so ur wrong doctors can be that mean (im not saying that they are all like that cuz I do know some nice drs.) Anyway, here is the next chapter, sorry the last one was so short! O yeah and this takes place where the last one left off.

Right and sorry about inaccurate medical stuff cuz im not in med school and don't plan on it. If it bothers u that much then don't read.

Disclaimer: Right, so I didn't get them for Christmas after all and you wanna know why? Im Jewish! Yup just realized it.sad.Maybe next Christmas? I mean Hannukah! Damn it.

Dr. Williams arrived in the ER hospital room shortly after he was paged and started to perform CPR. After stabilizing his breathing and reconnecting him with the respirator, he slipped into a coma.

Monica was in the waiting room frantically pacing the floor as the doctor came out.

"We have stabilized him but there is some bad news.um, he, uhh, I really hate telling people this, he uh slipped into a coma."

"Oh my God!"

"Well is he going to come out of the coma?" asked Joey.

"It's always possible and he does seem to be fighting, but considering his severe condition, it may not be soon"

Monica was now sitting on the floor sobbing.

"It's ok"

"No! It's not okay!"

"He'll-"

"I just want to be alone, okay?" she asked, not trying to be mean.

Joey silently agreed and left her to sulk.

"Hey Chandler, I'm really worried about you. Please, please wake up. For me?"

It's okay Mon, I'm right here and I'm not going anywhere. I'm really trying to wake up. (Chandler's thoughts in case the italics don't work)

"Your mom is here and so is Joey, Rach, Pheebs, and Ross. We're all here and we're not going anywhere.We just want you to get better fast so we can hang out with the old Chandler. The one who makes us laugh and cheers us up when we're feeling down. The one who makes me feel so happy. Who makes me feel like the luckiest person in the world. The one that I look forward to seeing everyday. The Chandler that, the Chandler that, I love."

"I love you, please, please." Monica began as she broke down in tears.

I love you too.I think.man I'm too young to be in love.

"I know you use to be the guy who went out with all of the girls and never wanted anything serious but I hope that now you can find a place in your heart to love me. Please? Don't worry about that now though, just get better"

I am really trying to get better and I know I love you just don't freak out if I freak out okay? Stop acting like she can hear you! You're unconscious! God Chandler, you really need to stop talking to yourself and just open your eyes!

"The doctor's say visiting hours are over and that I have to go but I'm coming back later okay? Don't worry everything will be okay. I just really want you to.I need you to wake up. If you don't I don't know.I don't know what I'll do."

Monica grabbed his hand in a last attempt to awaken him.

"I love you so much and if you don't wake up I can't imagine what my life would be like. You're my everything and I need you." she said in hysterics.

Damn it Chandler just wake up! She probably thinks you don't love her! Okay if you don't wake up right now you might lose Monica forever! Just open your eyes for God's sake!

As much as Chandler tried he couldn't scrape up the strength to just open his eyes.

"Bye Chandler. I love you. I'll be back later."

Just open your eyes damn it! Great Chandler, just great. She's probably in Canada by now! Just open your eyes, you may have lost her for good!

Monica left the hospital sadder than she ever thought she would get.

"I cannot believe you're crying so much over a guy!" Monica thought to herself "It seems like only yesterday you couldn't get a date and now you're crying over the guy you're in love with!"

Over the next two weeks everyone in the gang went to visit Chandler daily. None went as much as Monica. Unfortunately, she seemed to stop paying attention to her own life and just stayed with Chandler whenever possible.

Rachel walked into the hospital room alone, wanting to tell Chandler something very important.

"Chandler, it's been two weeks and I really believe you're trying to wake up, I do, it's just that this is affecting Monica not just emotionally but physically. I mean, I never thought Mon was ugly when she was really heavy, but now she is almost as thin as me! All the guys at school are making eyes at her! She's become so much skinnier I'm actually scared she might get sick! It may not seem possible to lose so much weight so fast but that's what's happening and I -none of us can seem to get her to eat. I'm scared for her health! I know that she'll get better if you wake up, but if this continues on she might get anorexic! Oh God, I know if you wake up everything will go back to normal so just please, please wake up! She doesn't even talk anymore! All she does is come here and visit! You, you just, you just gotta wake up!"

*Meanwhile in Frank Thompson's House*

"Man, have you seen how sexy Monica looks?" asked Frank.

"I know, if you hadn't already wanted Monica I would so be going after her!" said Frank's friend Pete.

"Hey!" said their friend Steve, walking into the room. "Can you guys fill me in on this whole plan I think I may have gotten a little bit confused."

"Well," started Frank "I know that Monica was such an ugly pig before, when she was fat, so I figured that she would be desperate for a guy to go out with. So I figured I could use her to get a good lay"

"Smart" said Pete

"But then she got with that Chandler and I knew I had to get rid of him. I saw him walking across the street and I just zoomed into him as fast as I could and sped off," said Frank, taking a puff of marijuana.

"Good job, I never liked that son of a bitch anyway" said Steve.

"I was scared that Joey would recognize my car but I don't think he was paying attention to that I think he was too wrapped up in his dog and Monica wouldn't even know what my car looks like"

"So anyway," continued Frank "Now that Chandler's in a coma and no one knows I did this to him, I am going to suck up to sexy, vulnerable Monica, and get her all to myself. By the time Chandler wakes up, if he wakes up that is, she will be with me and won't wanna go back to Chandler."

"What if Bing wakes up before you get to do this?" asked Pete

"That is why I am going down to the hospital later to see what the doctors say about his situation and if he is likely to wake up"

"Do you think Monica will ever want to go for you, I mean after the whole cafeteria thing?" asked Steve

"Oh she will, and if she doesn't. I'll make her."

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Okay so if anyone is reading please please please review! If so, next Chapter coming soon!