It had been two days since Hank had sprouted fur, but he still wasn't sure
what to do with it. He'd figured out quickly that he needed to make his fur
lay flat under his clothes for any kind or comfort, and had figure out a
routine to smooth it down, but he knew nothing of fur maintenance and he
was starting to get his fur tangled, no matter how often he tried to brush
through it.
So what should he do? Get online and check out dog grooming techniques? No, that wouldn't work. Dogs didn't have to deal with clothes.
Shave it all off, and redo it every week or so to cut down on maintenance? He was seriously thinking about that, until he realized how bad razor burn in some of his more sensitive areas would hurt.
There was only one thing to do. Wait until Kurt came home and get help. He'd just come in from the pool and was still just wearing his trunks. He'd been up all night in his lab, so he settled down on the couch to wait. He'd just rest his eyes for a few minutes...
...Mmm, that felt good. Someone was playing with his fur. He vaguely heard some of the girls in the background, but what they were saying didn't really register.
"...and Jenna taught me all about braids..."
"...not braiding there..."
"...sissy, I'll do..."
This was the strangest dream, all about braids. He'd have to do some kind of psychoanalysis on it when he woke up. Right now he was on a roller coaster and the tracks were made out of braided hair. They were bouncing all over the place, but it was more fun than scary, and there was a tabby cat playing with the fur on his belly while a calico batted the fur on his leg. This was the strangest dream. There was also a wolf chewing on the fur around his neck, while a flame watched the show and a sparkler directed and hovered around his arm, moving it every once in a while. Everyone but the flame was giggling. This was the strangest dream. The tabby cat started going lower on his belly and the wolf bit its tail, so it quit there and moved on.
The dream ended and Hank woke up a little later with the dream still fresh in his mind. He'd have to go get on the computer now and write it down before he forgot it. As he walked by people he heard them stifling snickers and idly wondered about it, but now wasn't the time to check. He had to get to his lab before he forgot his dream.
Once in his lab, after he'd written down the dream, he checked online. There were tons of new messages on his forums he'd be here for a while...
Five hours later, dinner was called and Hank went upstairs, to be greeted with open guffaws and cheers when he walked in. Hank mustered the most intelligent responce he could think of.
"What?"
"Check the mirror, Poindexter."
He walked over to one of the decorative mirrors and his eyes widened in horror. While he was asleep someone had put almost all the fur on his head into cornrows. The shortest fur was left alone or put into cornrows that had spiky bits of fur hanging out. He looked down and noticed for the first time that they'd done his entire body. Horrified, he ran out of the room to undo the damage.
There. It was all out. He looked again, and realized that everything the girls had said about braids making wet hair wavy was true. Now he really had to talk to Kurt. Hopefully he'd know what to do. ___________________________________________________________
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So what should he do? Get online and check out dog grooming techniques? No, that wouldn't work. Dogs didn't have to deal with clothes.
Shave it all off, and redo it every week or so to cut down on maintenance? He was seriously thinking about that, until he realized how bad razor burn in some of his more sensitive areas would hurt.
There was only one thing to do. Wait until Kurt came home and get help. He'd just come in from the pool and was still just wearing his trunks. He'd been up all night in his lab, so he settled down on the couch to wait. He'd just rest his eyes for a few minutes...
...Mmm, that felt good. Someone was playing with his fur. He vaguely heard some of the girls in the background, but what they were saying didn't really register.
"...and Jenna taught me all about braids..."
"...not braiding there..."
"...sissy, I'll do..."
This was the strangest dream, all about braids. He'd have to do some kind of psychoanalysis on it when he woke up. Right now he was on a roller coaster and the tracks were made out of braided hair. They were bouncing all over the place, but it was more fun than scary, and there was a tabby cat playing with the fur on his belly while a calico batted the fur on his leg. This was the strangest dream. There was also a wolf chewing on the fur around his neck, while a flame watched the show and a sparkler directed and hovered around his arm, moving it every once in a while. Everyone but the flame was giggling. This was the strangest dream. The tabby cat started going lower on his belly and the wolf bit its tail, so it quit there and moved on.
The dream ended and Hank woke up a little later with the dream still fresh in his mind. He'd have to go get on the computer now and write it down before he forgot it. As he walked by people he heard them stifling snickers and idly wondered about it, but now wasn't the time to check. He had to get to his lab before he forgot his dream.
Once in his lab, after he'd written down the dream, he checked online. There were tons of new messages on his forums he'd be here for a while...
Five hours later, dinner was called and Hank went upstairs, to be greeted with open guffaws and cheers when he walked in. Hank mustered the most intelligent responce he could think of.
"What?"
"Check the mirror, Poindexter."
He walked over to one of the decorative mirrors and his eyes widened in horror. While he was asleep someone had put almost all the fur on his head into cornrows. The shortest fur was left alone or put into cornrows that had spiky bits of fur hanging out. He looked down and noticed for the first time that they'd done his entire body. Horrified, he ran out of the room to undo the damage.
There. It was all out. He looked again, and realized that everything the girls had said about braids making wet hair wavy was true. Now he really had to talk to Kurt. Hopefully he'd know what to do. ___________________________________________________________
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