Anti-litigation charm; JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe, to her we bow. Warner Brothers and Various Publishers also have their own rights. We are just playing in their backyard and we promise to clean up when we have finished.


Down In The Dungeons: sung to Away in the Manger

Oh down in the Dungeon
Severus he did stay
A pining for Hermione
He loved her they say

His eyes they were coal dark
His heart it was bare
Whenever Hermione
She ventured there

She walked in one Christmas
A present in hand
For she loved the Master
She thought him Grand

I Love thee Hermione
I ask thee to stay
And live with me ever
My wife from this Day

She answered with kisses
Delighting his lips
They danced then for hours
His hands on her hips

They now have five children
They are Slytherin's tall
And they terrorise Hogwarts
Minerva and all


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