Anti-litigation charm; JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe, to her we bow. Warner Brothers and Various Publishers also have their own rights. We are just playing in their backyard and we promise to clean up when we have finished.


O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape: Sung to "O Christmas Tree"
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
My Potions Master, Snarky
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Stalk the halls so darkly
Thy tread is feared by students who
Are sneaking 'bout past curfew
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
My Potions Master, Snarky

O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Much learning doth thou give me!
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
You make potions thrill me!
For every glare that you send out
I have to wriggle about
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Thy cold, clear wit is cutting.
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Especially when you are strutting
For each mistake Longbottom makes
That makes the classroom clearly shake
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
Thy cold, clear wit is cutting.

O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
A Man so tall and Ugly
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
And yet I'd cuddle snugly
Thy hair so damp and lank it seems 
From caustic fumes and other things
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
A Man so tall and Ugly

O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
To you a wondrous message.
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
To you a wondrous message.
I think that I'm in love with you
I hope that you could love me too.
O Severus Snape, O Severus Snape
To you a wondrous message.