CHAPTER 5 HAS ARRIVED!(is that like Johnny 5 is alive? ...Never
mind.) With the help of God, Jesus, and the holy sprit, I may yet pass the
Exit exams. But never mind that!!! ON TO METROID!! ##spoiler warning; This
chapter is supposed to be funny.## (feel free to hurt author if you can
find him.) Metroid isn't mine.
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Samus, once again, was successful in driving off the Zebesians. Ryan was helping with repairs, while the new and improved Alpha Metroid known as Spike was patrolling the area for Pirate leftovers. Samus was currently meeting with the colonies leader, discussing what had happened before she arrived.
"Weel Miss Samus," the mayor started with a western accent, "all we really know is that the pirates wanted our colony for our minin' operations and laborin force. They came, their leader made an announcement over a loud speaker from his ship, and then they attacked."
"What did their leader sound like?" Samus inquired.
"Kinda like one of dem dere creatures from earth... I dink theyes wer' called Do-ragons or sumptin like that." The Mayor's heavy western accent was plainly evident if Samus hadn't noticed it before.
"Ridley." Samus said flatly.
"Whut was dhat?" the mayor asked.
"Huh? Oh, nothing. Me, Ryan, and 'Spike' will have to leave soon to follow these Pirates." Samus stood up and began to leave.
"Wait just a city sliken minute. You two and that creature there saved us from cert'n death, so as mayor of this colony, I declare that we'll be holdin' a celebration in your honor!"
"Huh? I really don't think we ca-" Samus was cut off in mid sentence.
"Oh, but you must stay! Be aufly rude of yas to leave before we could say thankya properly!" Samus really didn't want to stay, but the mayor gave her little choice.
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Ryan was relaxing in a tree near the celebration. Night had fallen on the colony, and everyone was celebrating their survival. Alpha Spike was giving free rides to the colonies children, and Samus was enjoying herself by avoiding the party. Few of the colonies residents missed Samus or Ryan's company, as the male half was either asleep, dancing, or drinking. The female half didn't really care about Samus, but one girl in particular took notice of Ryan.
Milly was a girl brought up knowing that somewhere, somehow, she would be in trouble someday, and that her true love would rescue her. Add to this having 'cat ears' from being half-kadaterian(Pronounced Ca-dat- terian[made up on spur of moment, so if it relates to something, don't blame/sue me.]), and growing up watching WAY to much anime only added to this complex situation. (Author hangs his head in shame, "Yes, its sad and pathetic. Slap me if you like, but I'm in class and bored AND really tired.")
Milly decided to go talk to her 'one true love', and grabbed two pieces of her special cheese cake to share with 'Her hero'. She blushed as she drooled over his body. Blond hair, blue-green eyes, a totally awesome body... She was head over heels in love! Walking over to him, she called to him in the only way she knew how.
"HI HOTNESS!" Ryan fell out of the tree. Rubbing his aching head as he stood, he inquired about her straight forwardness. "Um..." She blushed brightly, then continued. "Sorry, but I didn't know your name yet."
"Oh. Yeah, my name is Ryan." He scratched the back of his head thinking, 'Dude! What should I say?(his lack of contact with girls his age plainly evident.)' "Um, so, yeah..."
"Would you like a piece of Cheese cake?" Milly asked, holding up a plate with the delicious looking dessert on it.
Never having it before, Ryan was hesitant, but eventually gave in to curiosity. Thanking her and sitting, he sampled some of the cake. "WOW! This stuff is really good!"
"REALLY?" She almost screamed, overjoyed that her hero liked the cake.
"Yeah! It kind of reminds me of the food the Chozo used to give... me..." Ryan suddenly felt very depressed, and his face showed it.
"Chozo? You lived with the Chozo?" Milly really didn't know much about the Chozo, just that they were bird like people. All she really wanted to know was why her hero was depressed.
"Yeah. They raised me since I was eight years old. Then, they told Samus to take care of me and left." His eyes glossed over as he stared up at the stars. "I wonder where my teacher is now..."
"Well, I'm sure that you will eventually see him again! I mean, how big can the universe really be?"
Ryan laughed internally, but didn't want to hurt the girls feelings. "Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I better get Spike and myself back to the ship, since Samus will want to leave soon."
"No! Please stay!"
She had a death grip on Ryan's arm. Had he his power suit on, he could have broken free, 'But still...' he thought, 'She is really beautiful! Maybe it's the cat ears...' "OK, but I can't stay long. Have to fight some pirates tomorrow, so I'd better get some sleep sometime."
"I understand." She smiled and snuggled up next to him, causing him to blush greatly. "I really like you Ryan. I hope you can come back soon, cause I'm going to miss you."
"Really? Nobody has ever told me that they would miss me. I always assumed that they either knew I would survive, or just didn't care."
"Hm? I really don't see how anyone could be so cold. I'm sure that someone other than me would miss you."
"Thanks, but I just can't see anyone caring for a experiment like me."
"Experiment?"
'OOPS!' Ryan thought, knowing that telling anyone but Samus about what the Chozo had done to save him was a bad thing. Even Samus didn't know the full extent of what they had done... "Uh! It's nothing! Really!"
Milly was curious, but by instinct knew not to touch the subject. "Oh, ok. I hope you come back, cause I really care for you Ryan." She kissed his cheek, once again causing him to blush. "Well, I better let you go Ryan. Please come back soon!" She walked off leaving a blushing, confused, and very shocked Ryan sitting on the ground.
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Somewhere in the distance, Samus was watching the entire conversation with her X-ray vision scope. She snickered at Ryan's reactions, but decided not to tease him about the incident.
------ Later...------
The next morning, Spike was sleeping on Ryan's face. Samus had dragged his unconscious form back to the ship at about mid-night. With a loud crash, large amounts of paper flooded Ryan's bed. Waking with a start, he sat up with a audit report covering Spike. "Ugh... Samus, what's with the papers?"
"Your new job. You stayed out all night, so as punishment you get to do paperwork!"
"WHAT?!?" Samus laughed at his horrified face. Spike was having fun playing in the paper pile.
"I'm joking. I just wanted to see that face again." Samus smiled as she walked off, and reminded him he still needed to clean the hull.
"THE DETERGENT DOESN'T WORK!"
------Sometime later...------
"Samus I've identified the planet that the pirates retreated to. It appears to be a dense forest world, similar to Earth's south American forests, only on a world wide scale."
"Good stuff, set a course." Samus was once again at the helm of her ship, and Ryan was standing beside her. Ryan had somehow managed to get the stains off the ship, so Samus had let him inside the ship again. "You know Ryan, I could never get those stains off myself. What did you use?"
"Well, I kind of blasted it until it was burnt crisp, and then it came off easily with an ice pick."
"YOU STABBED AND SHOT MY SHIP!?!"
"Not much and on low power..." Ryan slowly backed away from Samus.
"ADAM, give me a damage report from Ryan's cleaning 'activities'."
"Lady, the hull is at 99.9999% of full capacity."
"Oh, the I guess it's not THAT bad. Anyway, how long till we get there at maximum speed?"
"Approximately 2 days, However a nebula lies between us and the planet, so we will lose sensors for a short time."
"That's all right. I'm sure we have the advantage in speed over the pirates gunships, so we should be fine if they find us. MAX SPEED!"
------Inside the nebula however...------
"Lady, it may have been a bad idea to have gone through the nebula." Adam had done some calculations on the interior of the nebula, and had found something alarming.
"Why is that Adam?" Ryan was below the main deck with Spike.
"Lady, my scans show the nebula to be producing Beta rays. According to my instruments, 'Spike' will be starting to Asexual reproduce right abo- " Adam was cut off by Ryan.
"SAMUS! SPIKE IS DIVIDING! WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON!"
"Why me, O Lord? Why me?" Samus slowly shook her head as she donned her power suit. A larval metroid floated by Samus, and imprinted her as a mother figure. Samus hung her head thinking, 'Every time, EVERY SINGLE TIME! Now I'm a mother again.' Soon, several of Spikes siblings were following Samus. Getting a bright idea, Samus decided to gather all the Metroids in her cargo hold, freeze them temporarily, and release them once they were on the planet.
"Hey Ryan, start freezing all the Metroid, even Spike, and keep them in the cargo hold. Freezing them should keep them alive, and stop them from dividing. Could you tell them that?" Samus gathered her 'children' and moved to the cargo hold.
"Sure thing Samus." A small silence followed. "Hey Samus, I think they understand. They are actually telling me to freeze them now! Guess I will."
Soon, Metroids under control, Samus's ship came blazing out of the nebula. A lush green planet was before them, and a fleet of Pirate ships were in low orbit. Samus and Ryan looked at each other. Ryan suddenly had an idea... "I may have had the stupidest idea ever, but I think I know how to get rid of the fleet..."
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Hey folks. Insane author guy here. Finally finished this segment at 10:56 Sunday night. Hope this tides you people over for a couple of days. Anyway, what is Ryan's idea? Will it be able to destroy the fleet? What of Ridley? Will he be defeated for good this time? And what of Milly? Will she wait for Ryan's return? Does she even really care for him, or is it just the hero thing? And what's with the whole experiment thing? Just what did the Chozo do to Ryan? AND WILL I EVER STOP RAMBLING AND GET SOME SLEEP? I don't know. Oh well. G'night.
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Samus, once again, was successful in driving off the Zebesians. Ryan was helping with repairs, while the new and improved Alpha Metroid known as Spike was patrolling the area for Pirate leftovers. Samus was currently meeting with the colonies leader, discussing what had happened before she arrived.
"Weel Miss Samus," the mayor started with a western accent, "all we really know is that the pirates wanted our colony for our minin' operations and laborin force. They came, their leader made an announcement over a loud speaker from his ship, and then they attacked."
"What did their leader sound like?" Samus inquired.
"Kinda like one of dem dere creatures from earth... I dink theyes wer' called Do-ragons or sumptin like that." The Mayor's heavy western accent was plainly evident if Samus hadn't noticed it before.
"Ridley." Samus said flatly.
"Whut was dhat?" the mayor asked.
"Huh? Oh, nothing. Me, Ryan, and 'Spike' will have to leave soon to follow these Pirates." Samus stood up and began to leave.
"Wait just a city sliken minute. You two and that creature there saved us from cert'n death, so as mayor of this colony, I declare that we'll be holdin' a celebration in your honor!"
"Huh? I really don't think we ca-" Samus was cut off in mid sentence.
"Oh, but you must stay! Be aufly rude of yas to leave before we could say thankya properly!" Samus really didn't want to stay, but the mayor gave her little choice.
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Ryan was relaxing in a tree near the celebration. Night had fallen on the colony, and everyone was celebrating their survival. Alpha Spike was giving free rides to the colonies children, and Samus was enjoying herself by avoiding the party. Few of the colonies residents missed Samus or Ryan's company, as the male half was either asleep, dancing, or drinking. The female half didn't really care about Samus, but one girl in particular took notice of Ryan.
Milly was a girl brought up knowing that somewhere, somehow, she would be in trouble someday, and that her true love would rescue her. Add to this having 'cat ears' from being half-kadaterian(Pronounced Ca-dat- terian[made up on spur of moment, so if it relates to something, don't blame/sue me.]), and growing up watching WAY to much anime only added to this complex situation. (Author hangs his head in shame, "Yes, its sad and pathetic. Slap me if you like, but I'm in class and bored AND really tired.")
Milly decided to go talk to her 'one true love', and grabbed two pieces of her special cheese cake to share with 'Her hero'. She blushed as she drooled over his body. Blond hair, blue-green eyes, a totally awesome body... She was head over heels in love! Walking over to him, she called to him in the only way she knew how.
"HI HOTNESS!" Ryan fell out of the tree. Rubbing his aching head as he stood, he inquired about her straight forwardness. "Um..." She blushed brightly, then continued. "Sorry, but I didn't know your name yet."
"Oh. Yeah, my name is Ryan." He scratched the back of his head thinking, 'Dude! What should I say?(his lack of contact with girls his age plainly evident.)' "Um, so, yeah..."
"Would you like a piece of Cheese cake?" Milly asked, holding up a plate with the delicious looking dessert on it.
Never having it before, Ryan was hesitant, but eventually gave in to curiosity. Thanking her and sitting, he sampled some of the cake. "WOW! This stuff is really good!"
"REALLY?" She almost screamed, overjoyed that her hero liked the cake.
"Yeah! It kind of reminds me of the food the Chozo used to give... me..." Ryan suddenly felt very depressed, and his face showed it.
"Chozo? You lived with the Chozo?" Milly really didn't know much about the Chozo, just that they were bird like people. All she really wanted to know was why her hero was depressed.
"Yeah. They raised me since I was eight years old. Then, they told Samus to take care of me and left." His eyes glossed over as he stared up at the stars. "I wonder where my teacher is now..."
"Well, I'm sure that you will eventually see him again! I mean, how big can the universe really be?"
Ryan laughed internally, but didn't want to hurt the girls feelings. "Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I better get Spike and myself back to the ship, since Samus will want to leave soon."
"No! Please stay!"
She had a death grip on Ryan's arm. Had he his power suit on, he could have broken free, 'But still...' he thought, 'She is really beautiful! Maybe it's the cat ears...' "OK, but I can't stay long. Have to fight some pirates tomorrow, so I'd better get some sleep sometime."
"I understand." She smiled and snuggled up next to him, causing him to blush greatly. "I really like you Ryan. I hope you can come back soon, cause I'm going to miss you."
"Really? Nobody has ever told me that they would miss me. I always assumed that they either knew I would survive, or just didn't care."
"Hm? I really don't see how anyone could be so cold. I'm sure that someone other than me would miss you."
"Thanks, but I just can't see anyone caring for a experiment like me."
"Experiment?"
'OOPS!' Ryan thought, knowing that telling anyone but Samus about what the Chozo had done to save him was a bad thing. Even Samus didn't know the full extent of what they had done... "Uh! It's nothing! Really!"
Milly was curious, but by instinct knew not to touch the subject. "Oh, ok. I hope you come back, cause I really care for you Ryan." She kissed his cheek, once again causing him to blush. "Well, I better let you go Ryan. Please come back soon!" She walked off leaving a blushing, confused, and very shocked Ryan sitting on the ground.
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Somewhere in the distance, Samus was watching the entire conversation with her X-ray vision scope. She snickered at Ryan's reactions, but decided not to tease him about the incident.
------ Later...------
The next morning, Spike was sleeping on Ryan's face. Samus had dragged his unconscious form back to the ship at about mid-night. With a loud crash, large amounts of paper flooded Ryan's bed. Waking with a start, he sat up with a audit report covering Spike. "Ugh... Samus, what's with the papers?"
"Your new job. You stayed out all night, so as punishment you get to do paperwork!"
"WHAT?!?" Samus laughed at his horrified face. Spike was having fun playing in the paper pile.
"I'm joking. I just wanted to see that face again." Samus smiled as she walked off, and reminded him he still needed to clean the hull.
"THE DETERGENT DOESN'T WORK!"
------Sometime later...------
"Samus I've identified the planet that the pirates retreated to. It appears to be a dense forest world, similar to Earth's south American forests, only on a world wide scale."
"Good stuff, set a course." Samus was once again at the helm of her ship, and Ryan was standing beside her. Ryan had somehow managed to get the stains off the ship, so Samus had let him inside the ship again. "You know Ryan, I could never get those stains off myself. What did you use?"
"Well, I kind of blasted it until it was burnt crisp, and then it came off easily with an ice pick."
"YOU STABBED AND SHOT MY SHIP!?!"
"Not much and on low power..." Ryan slowly backed away from Samus.
"ADAM, give me a damage report from Ryan's cleaning 'activities'."
"Lady, the hull is at 99.9999% of full capacity."
"Oh, the I guess it's not THAT bad. Anyway, how long till we get there at maximum speed?"
"Approximately 2 days, However a nebula lies between us and the planet, so we will lose sensors for a short time."
"That's all right. I'm sure we have the advantage in speed over the pirates gunships, so we should be fine if they find us. MAX SPEED!"
------Inside the nebula however...------
"Lady, it may have been a bad idea to have gone through the nebula." Adam had done some calculations on the interior of the nebula, and had found something alarming.
"Why is that Adam?" Ryan was below the main deck with Spike.
"Lady, my scans show the nebula to be producing Beta rays. According to my instruments, 'Spike' will be starting to Asexual reproduce right abo- " Adam was cut off by Ryan.
"SAMUS! SPIKE IS DIVIDING! WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON!"
"Why me, O Lord? Why me?" Samus slowly shook her head as she donned her power suit. A larval metroid floated by Samus, and imprinted her as a mother figure. Samus hung her head thinking, 'Every time, EVERY SINGLE TIME! Now I'm a mother again.' Soon, several of Spikes siblings were following Samus. Getting a bright idea, Samus decided to gather all the Metroids in her cargo hold, freeze them temporarily, and release them once they were on the planet.
"Hey Ryan, start freezing all the Metroid, even Spike, and keep them in the cargo hold. Freezing them should keep them alive, and stop them from dividing. Could you tell them that?" Samus gathered her 'children' and moved to the cargo hold.
"Sure thing Samus." A small silence followed. "Hey Samus, I think they understand. They are actually telling me to freeze them now! Guess I will."
Soon, Metroids under control, Samus's ship came blazing out of the nebula. A lush green planet was before them, and a fleet of Pirate ships were in low orbit. Samus and Ryan looked at each other. Ryan suddenly had an idea... "I may have had the stupidest idea ever, but I think I know how to get rid of the fleet..."
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Hey folks. Insane author guy here. Finally finished this segment at 10:56 Sunday night. Hope this tides you people over for a couple of days. Anyway, what is Ryan's idea? Will it be able to destroy the fleet? What of Ridley? Will he be defeated for good this time? And what of Milly? Will she wait for Ryan's return? Does she even really care for him, or is it just the hero thing? And what's with the whole experiment thing? Just what did the Chozo do to Ryan? AND WILL I EVER STOP RAMBLING AND GET SOME SLEEP? I don't know. Oh well. G'night.
