News: I'm on a plane to Hawaii, (not in life) the smashers escaped

from the GameCube, and there's a commotion outside! What will they do?

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything in the story except the plot and

ideas. No, I haven't taken over the world either... ;__;

Peach: EEEP! Someone's at the door! Answer it!

So Roy, Marth, Link, and Young Link went to see who it was. It was...

R, M, L, and Y.L: BURGLARs!!!!

Burglars: EEEEEEEEEEEKKK!! PEOPLE WITH WEIRD HAIR!

R, M, L, and Y.L: Don't diss the hair. You're askin' for it...

Burglars: And HOW do you plan to threaten us?

Link: I've got the Master sword

Roy: Uh... a jeweled but sharp sword

Marth: Falchion!

Young Link: Kokiri Sword!

All four pointed their swords in the burglars' faces.

Burglars: AAAIIIIIIIEEEE!! WE'RE NEVER BURGLARIZING AGAIN!!

They hopped into the getaway car, and reversed into... a police car.

Burglars: PLEASE! TAKE US IN! WE BEG OF YOU!

The four walked back into the living room.

Zelda: Who was it?

All four: Just some people. We told 'em to go away and bug someone else.

Zelda: Cool. Samus and Fox are trying to figure out how to work the TV.

Fox: And you just press this... aaaaaannnndddddd... THE TV'S ON!

All: Yayness!

Kirby: But I'm hungry and we left all the food at the HQ, and Mr. GW

always burns the sausages!

Mr. GW: BEEP BELLP BLEEEP!

Ness: ooo... he's maaad!

Mewtwo: He's threatening to beat you with the frying pan...

Suddenly, a bag of pink marshmallows flew into the window.

Falco: Now that's efficient!

Kirby: Are they mini-me's?

Mewtwo: No, you doofus! They're marshmallows!

So they all feasted on marshmallows.

Well? aren't you supposed to be doing something? Like, REVIEWING?

Thanks if you've reviewed already!