NEWS: I finally got back from the middle school trip. Way out in the boondocks of Calaveras County. But I'm BACK! But school starts tomorrow. I need to somehow stop it!!
Disclaimer: No, I DO NOT OWN SSBM OR THE CHARACTERS, FOR THE LAST TIME!!! So go away, lawyers.
"OUCH! Oof!" I said as I landed with a thump. "Uh oh… I'm stuck in my GameCube!" I pounded on the TV screen, looking out into the family room.
"Who is she?"
"One of those secret, secret characters, probably."
"Is she a hacker?"
"Maybe she's from Fire Emblem. Look at her blue hair streaks."
"Beep blip bloop!" (I don't have a clue!)
"(Unintelligible Japanese)"
"Dude! What did I tell you about that?!"
I turned around and jumped.
"WHAWHAWHAT?" I stammered. "WHA HA HA! HOW DID I GET HERE?"
"Bleep bloob beep!" beeped Mr. Game & Watch as he hit me with a frying pan full of sausages. That was last I saw before I woke up.
"Oog… what did I do?" I asked groggily.
"First, who are you?" asked Ness. All of a sudden I knew where I was.
"Zzil… no Izzl… wait… it's Lziz… Zizl? NO! Lizz. Two Z's. Lizz."
"Took you long enough…" commented Ganondorf.
Link chucked his boomerang at his head.
"Where are you from?" asked Young Link
"I'm from Hercules… so that makes me a Herculean."
"Where's that? Near Hyrule? Pop Star?" Link and Kirby asked.
"No… never mind…"
"What games have you been in?" asked Kirby.
"Huh? Games? I'm a person, stuck in her GameCube!"
"Well? How long have you been playing games?" asked Zelda.
"Uhh… since I was two. Duck Hunt was it! My first game I could actually play…"
"Well, am I just going to stand here watching a 12 year old girl blabbing at her 'nostalgic' memories? I want to see Zzil or Lizz fight and get beaten to a pulp!" ranted Ganondorf.
I gave him the patented eye. Three stock, Great Bay, and three other players – Link, Zelda, and Kirby.
The match began. Kirby sucked me up and copied me. Now he had glasses on and could do my earring boomerang. My own glasses went down, down, down, sinking into the Great Bay. I can't see clearly without them. I tried to squint my eyes and see something. I thought, "Wait… I'm a human! I can't do this! I'll end up dead! Must… stay… away from sharp pointy things. GUYS! WAIT! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES!"
Too late. Sheik (Zelda's alternate form) hit me with the chain. Then I got hit by something fiery. Crispy and in great pain, I was oblivious to Kirby, who became a rock and fell on me. I was lying facedown, unresponsive.
"Hold on! She's not moving." A concerned Kirby commented on my flattened, rug-like state.
"You think she's…" Zelda started.
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dead?" Link stammered.
They stared down at me. Kirby poked my head.
"END IT NOW!!!" they all shouted.
No contest. Nobody won. Back in the room where I found myself, I was laid face up. I didn't know it at the time, though.
"Quick! Get me Pikachu! The Pokémon defibrillator!" ordered Dr. Mario.
"Humans are SO weak…"
"So are Gerudos… wouldn't be talking, G-dork… we've defeated you EVERY TIME!"
"I DID MY HOMEWORK MR. PRESTIANNI! IT'S ON YOUR DESK!" I screamed and sat up.
"She's CRAZY!!!" screamed Captain Falcon.
"Oh… I'm still here… COOL! Don't worry, I've had a concussion before. I just can't seem to really remember that Friday too well… or that Thursday for that matter"
"COOL? You almost got sliced in half and your finger's all bent!!" said the group I'd attempted to battle.
"Wait a second... Where the heck are my glasses? Didn't they fall into the Great Bay?" I asked.
"I saw them fall when I was watching the fight. They went into the waaay deep part. If only Jeff were here... he could build some eyeglass-retriving machine..." Ness thought aloud.
"Well? I need some help, since we can't swim in this game..."
"I wanna come! I WANNA COME!" Kirby bounced around the room.
"I guess we have to go too? Right Linky?"
"Err... yeah."
DOWN AT THE GREAT BAY:
"Yipee!" Kirby did the Kirby dance across the sandy beach. ('') ('') ('') (^''^)
"Ok little guy! Do your stuff!" shouted Zelda
Kirby proceded to suck up all the water from the Great Bay. Ten minutes later, when Kirby was full of the Bay water, and all puffed up like a giant balloon ,
Zelda picked him up.
"Do your John Ritter impersonation!" *note: I don't own Three's Company or 8 Simple Rules for dating my teenage daughter, or annny other show...*
A while later, after the Kirby had spit all the water back into the Bay, no one could find my glasses.
"Sorry Lizz... Hey! Link, do you think the Lens of Truth will work?"
"No. It only shows fake walls..."
"Yeah... I feel bad that I couldn't... ACCCKKK!!!" Kirby started to gasp for air... (xx^)
"KIIIIRRRBYYYY!!!" We all yelled.
Zelda grabbed Kirby by the feet and shook him upside down.
"SPIT IT OUT! What are you choking on? A water octorok?"
"I hope he's okay... maybe it's my lost ocarina that i bought at a souvenier shop in Termina."
"Oh poor Kirby!"
All of a sudden (i need to think up a new one. how many times have i said that?!) Kirby finally hacked up my glasses!
"EWWW!!! Well, at least I have my glasses back! Oh thank heavens! I'm back to my old self agaIN! *note: anyone who's played Mario Bros. 3 knows what i'm talking about.*
I squeezed Kirby in a suffocating hug all the way back to the HQ.
BACK AT THE HQ:
"We need to turn you into a computerized image before we can..." Falco was interrupted by… who else? "Before we can pound her into the ground mercilessly?" Asked an eager Ganondorf.
I looked at myself, ignoring him. I now had the attributes of a video game character! I had my glasses back. Even my dislocated finger was fixed.
"Bleep boop beep." bleeped Mr. Game & Watch
"What do you mean?"
"B-l-e-e-p b-o-o-p b-e-e-p!" rebeeped Mr. G&W.
"Come again?"
"I think he means he's sorry for clocking you with his frying pan." Commented Peach.
"Sure Mr. G&W. I forgive you."
"Let's test that CompuGeneration process," said Young Link with an evil grin. "EVERYONE ATTACK LIZZ!" he screamed at the top of his lungs
A dust cloud formed like in The Sims. When it was over, and they pried Gannondorf off, they said, "Look. You're only damaged. Not a scratch."
They were right! Not a scratch on me! My actual real battle was coming up. I was to have the same opponents as my fateful first battle. When it was over, I was completely surprised with the outcome. Not Zelda, not Link, not Kirby. Lizz!
In the room:
Lizz: I have to check how my house is doing. Be back soon.
All: Don't kill yourself.
I looked out the TV screen. Lightning raged on. I watched in horror as I saw a bolt strike a power pole. I recalled that the power had gone out only a few times before. On my birthday of 2001 and when my parents were at a Kron dinner. The house went black and so did the room.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"What's wrong? You're all white!" asked Link.
"Say SOMETHING!" demanded Kirby.
"The-the-the-the p-p-p-p-p-p-o-w-w-w-w-e…"
"SPIT IT OUT" snapped Ganondorf.
"Lightning hit some power pole! POWER OUTAGE!!!"
"So?"
"I'll be stuck in here until the power goes back on… It's 10:30. I've been in here for two hours. My parents are coming home around 12. What are they gonna do if I'm not there?"
I turned on my flashlight. No light came out.
"Grrr… I never remember to change the batteries…"
Disclaimer: No, I DO NOT OWN SSBM OR THE CHARACTERS, FOR THE LAST TIME!!! So go away, lawyers.
"OUCH! Oof!" I said as I landed with a thump. "Uh oh… I'm stuck in my GameCube!" I pounded on the TV screen, looking out into the family room.
"Who is she?"
"One of those secret, secret characters, probably."
"Is she a hacker?"
"Maybe she's from Fire Emblem. Look at her blue hair streaks."
"Beep blip bloop!" (I don't have a clue!)
"(Unintelligible Japanese)"
"Dude! What did I tell you about that?!"
I turned around and jumped.
"WHAWHAWHAT?" I stammered. "WHA HA HA! HOW DID I GET HERE?"
"Bleep bloob beep!" beeped Mr. Game & Watch as he hit me with a frying pan full of sausages. That was last I saw before I woke up.
"Oog… what did I do?" I asked groggily.
"First, who are you?" asked Ness. All of a sudden I knew where I was.
"Zzil… no Izzl… wait… it's Lziz… Zizl? NO! Lizz. Two Z's. Lizz."
"Took you long enough…" commented Ganondorf.
Link chucked his boomerang at his head.
"Where are you from?" asked Young Link
"I'm from Hercules… so that makes me a Herculean."
"Where's that? Near Hyrule? Pop Star?" Link and Kirby asked.
"No… never mind…"
"What games have you been in?" asked Kirby.
"Huh? Games? I'm a person, stuck in her GameCube!"
"Well? How long have you been playing games?" asked Zelda.
"Uhh… since I was two. Duck Hunt was it! My first game I could actually play…"
"Well, am I just going to stand here watching a 12 year old girl blabbing at her 'nostalgic' memories? I want to see Zzil or Lizz fight and get beaten to a pulp!" ranted Ganondorf.
I gave him the patented eye. Three stock, Great Bay, and three other players – Link, Zelda, and Kirby.
The match began. Kirby sucked me up and copied me. Now he had glasses on and could do my earring boomerang. My own glasses went down, down, down, sinking into the Great Bay. I can't see clearly without them. I tried to squint my eyes and see something. I thought, "Wait… I'm a human! I can't do this! I'll end up dead! Must… stay… away from sharp pointy things. GUYS! WAIT! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES!"
Too late. Sheik (Zelda's alternate form) hit me with the chain. Then I got hit by something fiery. Crispy and in great pain, I was oblivious to Kirby, who became a rock and fell on me. I was lying facedown, unresponsive.
"Hold on! She's not moving." A concerned Kirby commented on my flattened, rug-like state.
"You think she's…" Zelda started.
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dead?" Link stammered.
They stared down at me. Kirby poked my head.
"END IT NOW!!!" they all shouted.
No contest. Nobody won. Back in the room where I found myself, I was laid face up. I didn't know it at the time, though.
"Quick! Get me Pikachu! The Pokémon defibrillator!" ordered Dr. Mario.
"Humans are SO weak…"
"So are Gerudos… wouldn't be talking, G-dork… we've defeated you EVERY TIME!"
"I DID MY HOMEWORK MR. PRESTIANNI! IT'S ON YOUR DESK!" I screamed and sat up.
"She's CRAZY!!!" screamed Captain Falcon.
"Oh… I'm still here… COOL! Don't worry, I've had a concussion before. I just can't seem to really remember that Friday too well… or that Thursday for that matter"
"COOL? You almost got sliced in half and your finger's all bent!!" said the group I'd attempted to battle.
"Wait a second... Where the heck are my glasses? Didn't they fall into the Great Bay?" I asked.
"I saw them fall when I was watching the fight. They went into the waaay deep part. If only Jeff were here... he could build some eyeglass-retriving machine..." Ness thought aloud.
"Well? I need some help, since we can't swim in this game..."
"I wanna come! I WANNA COME!" Kirby bounced around the room.
"I guess we have to go too? Right Linky?"
"Err... yeah."
DOWN AT THE GREAT BAY:
"Yipee!" Kirby did the Kirby dance across the sandy beach. ('') ('') ('') (^''^)
"Ok little guy! Do your stuff!" shouted Zelda
Kirby proceded to suck up all the water from the Great Bay. Ten minutes later, when Kirby was full of the Bay water, and all puffed up like a giant balloon ,
Zelda picked him up.
"Do your John Ritter impersonation!" *note: I don't own Three's Company or 8 Simple Rules for dating my teenage daughter, or annny other show...*
A while later, after the Kirby had spit all the water back into the Bay, no one could find my glasses.
"Sorry Lizz... Hey! Link, do you think the Lens of Truth will work?"
"No. It only shows fake walls..."
"Yeah... I feel bad that I couldn't... ACCCKKK!!!" Kirby started to gasp for air... (xx^)
"KIIIIRRRBYYYY!!!" We all yelled.
Zelda grabbed Kirby by the feet and shook him upside down.
"SPIT IT OUT! What are you choking on? A water octorok?"
"I hope he's okay... maybe it's my lost ocarina that i bought at a souvenier shop in Termina."
"Oh poor Kirby!"
All of a sudden (i need to think up a new one. how many times have i said that?!) Kirby finally hacked up my glasses!
"EWWW!!! Well, at least I have my glasses back! Oh thank heavens! I'm back to my old self agaIN! *note: anyone who's played Mario Bros. 3 knows what i'm talking about.*
I squeezed Kirby in a suffocating hug all the way back to the HQ.
BACK AT THE HQ:
"We need to turn you into a computerized image before we can..." Falco was interrupted by… who else? "Before we can pound her into the ground mercilessly?" Asked an eager Ganondorf.
I looked at myself, ignoring him. I now had the attributes of a video game character! I had my glasses back. Even my dislocated finger was fixed.
"Bleep boop beep." bleeped Mr. Game & Watch
"What do you mean?"
"B-l-e-e-p b-o-o-p b-e-e-p!" rebeeped Mr. G&W.
"Come again?"
"I think he means he's sorry for clocking you with his frying pan." Commented Peach.
"Sure Mr. G&W. I forgive you."
"Let's test that CompuGeneration process," said Young Link with an evil grin. "EVERYONE ATTACK LIZZ!" he screamed at the top of his lungs
A dust cloud formed like in The Sims. When it was over, and they pried Gannondorf off, they said, "Look. You're only damaged. Not a scratch."
They were right! Not a scratch on me! My actual real battle was coming up. I was to have the same opponents as my fateful first battle. When it was over, I was completely surprised with the outcome. Not Zelda, not Link, not Kirby. Lizz!
In the room:
Lizz: I have to check how my house is doing. Be back soon.
All: Don't kill yourself.
I looked out the TV screen. Lightning raged on. I watched in horror as I saw a bolt strike a power pole. I recalled that the power had gone out only a few times before. On my birthday of 2001 and when my parents were at a Kron dinner. The house went black and so did the room.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"What's wrong? You're all white!" asked Link.
"Say SOMETHING!" demanded Kirby.
"The-the-the-the p-p-p-p-p-p-o-w-w-w-w-e…"
"SPIT IT OUT" snapped Ganondorf.
"Lightning hit some power pole! POWER OUTAGE!!!"
"So?"
"I'll be stuck in here until the power goes back on… It's 10:30. I've been in here for two hours. My parents are coming home around 12. What are they gonna do if I'm not there?"
I turned on my flashlight. No light came out.
"Grrr… I never remember to change the batteries…"
