News: It's Lizzian again. Hope you like the story. I would like to present iceprincess with an almost-finished house! Now, to drive in the last nail with the Megaton Hammer,

the hammer I slaved for and beat Volvagia with in OoT! Link, throw me the hammer! *Link, zelda, and Ganondorf all heave hammer on to roof. Hammer knocks Lizzian off roof.*

Lizz: *twitches* I'm... ok... really. *climbs back with hammer in teeth. how did i do that?*

Lizz: Aaaaaannnnd.... drumroll please... *drumroll* THE FINAL NAIL!!! *taps nail veeeerrry lightly with megaton hammer because, after all, it IS a mega ton! The house falls to the ground. =(*

Lizz: Um... sorry. I guess I should have let the ice climbers build. Now on with the fic! But first, the DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: Don't own Nintendo, SSBM, or any other games/companies for that matter...

Gee, was I bored that night. So I decided to use my magic video camera, which could miraculously survive any abuse and it could fly, too! I began to tape what first happened that night. I had to keep the pin hidden because the chances of getting my house to be hit by lightning were unrealistic. The camera warped with me after the Prologue was taped.

"Guess what! Guess what?"

"What?" they all asked me

"I'M MAKING A MOVIE OF THIS!!!"

They didn't answer. I guess I shocked them. Aaaaaaaaaanywaaaaaay… we encountered many bloopers during the filming. And here they are:

SCENE 1: FATEFUL MEETINGS Take 1

Lizz: WHAWHAWHA! How did I get here?

Ganondorf: You came here, obviously.

Lizz walks over and slaps him. Dust cloud erupts.

Invisible Director: CUT! UNCALLED FOR AND NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!

SCENE 1: FATEFUL MEETINGS Take 2

Lizz: WHAWHAWHA WHAT? How did I get here?

Mr. G&W walks over to hit Lizz w/ frying pan, but trips over Kirby.

Invisible Director: CUUUUT!!!!!

SCENE 2: AND WHO ARE YOU? Take 1

Lizz: Oog… wha'd I do?

Ness: First, you are whom that has teleported here? [laughs]

Invisible Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!

SCENE 2: AND WHO ARE YOU? Take 2

Lizz: Oog… What did I do?

Ness: First, who are you?

Lizz: Who are YOU?

Invisible Director: Rrr… CUT!!!

SCENE 2: AND WHO ARE YOU? Take 3

Lizz: Oog… What did I do?

Ness: First, who are you?

Lizz: Well THAT'S asking the obvious! I'm Lizz!

Lizz: Waaaiiit a sec… oops, sorry Invisible Director…

Invisible Director: CUTCUTCUT!!!

SCENE 3: THE FIRST BATTLE Take 1

Note: I was CompuGenerated for the battle, but still had to feign injuries.

Zelda sends Din's Fire towards Lizz, despite the script.

Lizz: Is that the best you can do?

Kirby, Link, and Zelda gather around Lizz and beat her up.

Invisible Director: CUT!! NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!

Lizz emerges.

Lizz: Thank God for Invisible Director!

SCENE 4: LIZZ'S AWAKENING Take 1

Kirby: Guys… Hold on… she's not moving…

Lizz sits up and yells too early.

Lizz: I DID MY HOMEWORK MR. PRESTIANNI! IT'S ON YOUR DESK!

Zelda smacks Lizz's head, making her fall back down. Link places foot on Lizz to keep her from sitting up while Kirby puffs up and tries to block what happened to avoid the Invisible Director's yelling. All start to snicker.

Invisible Director: CUUUUT!! You FOOLS are driving me NUTS!

All try to stifle a laugh. It doesn't work and the four burst into laughter. The rest of the Smash Crew follows.

SCENE 4: LIZZ'S AWAKENING Take 2

Kirby: Hold on… she's not moving…

Zelda: You think she's dead?

Link: You're supposed to stop at "she's," not "dead." That's my line!

Lizz sits up

Lizz: Whose line is it anyway? *note-I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW! Although I do really like it…*

Invisible Director: CUT!!! Zelda, you went on to Link's line. Lizz! You're supposed to not be dead first of all, and you just invented that last line. ):-P

SCENE 4: LIZZ'S AWAKENING Take 3

Lizz lies fairly motionless on the Great Bay stage. Her opponents are gathered around her, running their lines when…

Invisible Director: CUT!!! Lizz! Your breathing isn't shallow enough!

Lizz: [confused]?

Lizz: You're tireless, I.D.

~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~

Well... that was fairly easy. Dontcha love cut-and-paste? I sure do! I wish life had a ctrl+z or ctrl+c and ctrl+v... Please review!