NEWS: Ah, yes. Another Thursday the 12th. My unlucky day. Don't ask. Just when I thought I had broken the curse I *somehow* got my CDs trapped in my rental car's glove box. I was worried about them, of course, and frantically attacked the vile thing, scraping my hands. Don't worry,

it doesn't hurt THAT much. If I have time, I'll update again on V-day. I go to the optometrist's to FINALLY get my eyes re-examined. I also go off to one of my friend's houses on sunday so she can help me beat Ocarina of Time. She got to watch those credits, dang her! She came over during winter break and helped me w/ the Spirit

Temple. I think it's pretty cool. Fighting the Iron Knuckle as a kid was great 'cuz you're so short that if you keep hacking you won't even get hurt! Life has been a little kinder to me, like me passing my math midterm with 86%.

SCENE 6: THE POWER OUTAGE Take 1

Lizz: The-the-the-the p-p-p-p-p-p-o-w-w-w-w-e… *ack* a- i…r! *gasp*!

Ganondorf: SPIT IT OUT!

Lizz: CHokIng… x___x

Lizz passes out. Kirby jumps up and down on her, doing his own version of the Heimlich maneuver.

Lizz: Thanks… stupid mint!

Invisible Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!! LIZZ! How many times have I told you to STOP EATING MINTS ON THE SET!?!? GET HER!

Everyone takes out a tennis racquet and hits Lizz back and forth, sending peppermints flying in every direction.

SCENE 6: THE POWER OUTAGE Take 2

Lizz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Link: What white? You're all wrong! Wait… that's not white! NO right!

Everyone laughs except for Invisible Director.

Invisible Director: You long-eared fool! You mixed up your words!

Link: Kokiri to you!

SCENE 7: FLASHBACK STORY Take 1

Lizz: HEY! The power's on! No more voice charades! That's like what my friend Cameron thought. He thought I was Quincy. He thought that he was forcing me to talk or he would smack me on the head…

Ganondorf: Are you going on and on about your 'happy little life' again?

Invisible Director: NONONONO!! WRONG LINES!!! CUT!!!

SCENE 8: THE TEAM BATTLE Take 1

Lizz: The teams… Zelda and I and Ganon and Mr. G&W.

Ganondorf: GanonDORF! DORF! DORF! YOU IDIOTIC FEMALE FOOL! And why do I get the beeping idiot? I know this is a movie but why must you pronounce my name wrong, LIZ?

Lizz: [angry] What… did… you… call… me?

Ganondorf: An IDIOTIC FEMALE FOOL!

Lizz: [angrier] NO! You called me Liz. WRONG SPELLING! YOU WILL PAY!

Dust cloud erupts and the rest of the crew starts chanting, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

Invisible Director: QUIT IT YOU TWO IDIOTIC FOOLS! CUUUUUUUUUUT!

SCENE 10: NINTENDO CHARADES-LIZZ Take 1

Lizz pulls card from hat.

Lizz: Now, follow me in song. [Whistles Zelda's Lullaby, the first song you learn from Ocarina of Time]

Zelda starts to look tired.

Captain Falcon: OH my GOD! SHE THINKS SHE'S MALON!

Invisible Director: NO! NO! NO!!! You took the wrong card Lizz! FALCON! You' messed up your lines!

Lizz looks at card. Zelda is now asleep.

Lizz: Hey, you're right! I'm not Impa!

Invisible Director: CUT!!! Zelda, wake up. Huh, no response. Can someone send her a telepaphonic or something message?

Mewtwo: It's "telepathic" and NO!

Ness: Forget it!

Lizz: Well, how do we wake her up?

Zelda: Mm… that was nice. I haven't heard that song in a while…

SCENE 10: NINTENDO CHARADES-KIRBY Take 1

Kirby inhales Pichu. Yoshi notices that he starts to smoke and sizzle.

Young Link: Are you on fire?

Yoshi: I'll save you!

Yoshi jumps on Kirby, making him spit out Pichu.

Invisible Director: NO ELECTRICITY!!! CUT!

SCENE 10: NINTENDO CHARADES-LINK Take 1

Link takes papers, as in the script. Buuut…

Young Link: Hey! You're flying! Is that supposed to happen?

Link looks down and falls. Zelda rushes over.

Invisible Director: Can't you fools not mess anything up? Cut…

SCENE 10: NINTENDO CHARADES-LINK Take 2

Link takes papers and flaps arms. Kirby is standing ridiculously close.

Kirby: OWWIE! PAPER CUT!!!

Invisible Director: No, CUT!

SCENE 10: NINTENDO CHARADES-LINK Take 3

Everything starts off as planned. But it doesn't end as planned…

Zelda: Are you… Lizz?

Link: Yesyesyes!

Zelda tackles Link.

Invisible Director: Umm… uh… CUT!

SCENE 11: GOODBYES Take 1

Kirby takes pin, jumps up and down, and tries to pin it on Lizz.

Kirby: Hold still…

Lizz: [frantic] But-but… that's not it! WAIT! OUCH! You poked me in the shin!

Invisible Director: Cut!

SCENE 11: GOODBYES Take 2

Ganondorf attempts to give Lizz the pin. Lizz is supposed to hold still.

Ganondorf: Quit moving!

Lizz: What are you trying to do? Are you trying to stab me?

The script is right so far, but things take a turn for the worse. VERY worse…

Lizz: You IDIOT! You FOOL! You just pierced my EAR!

Sure enough, the sharp point has gone through her ear. Lizz is outraged. The others inspect the hole. They confirm that she now has a new piercing. A fight ensues.

Invisible Director: Grr… why did I take this job… Lizz! Get that ridiculous pin out of your ear. It should heal. Ganondorf! That wasn't in the script! You're supposed to attempt to stab her! Not pierce her ear! *sigh* Do I even need to say it?

Lizz angrily takes the pin out of her ear and throws it at Invisible Director, which was odd because, well, HE'S INVISIBLE!

SCENE 11: GOTTA GET OUT! Take 1

Young Link: Try ramming yourself against the screen. I roll into things all the time!

Lizz: It's worth a try…

Lizz rears back to run while the others count. The TV rocks dangerously and… thwunk!

Lizz: That can't be good…

Ness: Did the TV tip over?

All but Ness: Whaddaya think?

Lizz is teleported out and after 30 minutes of lifting and pushing, gets the TV back on the stand. When she gets back, Invisible Director attempts to slap Lizz and shout, "cut" at the same time. Lizz ducks and avoids the hit but can't avoid the shouting.

Sooo… my lucky few readers, (who must be VERY lucky to get their paws on this secret paper) what do you think so far? But wait! There are out takes! *Coming next chapter*

~~~~~END~~~~~

If you don't mind a little sillyness, I wrote up my daydream of a new Paper Mario Scenario. It's a little corny, but keep in mind I daydreamed it in 4th grade. Ahh, that was a good year.