TAHA onto chapter two.
Hey!!!! If you want your character adopted into the story, then just say so in a review. lol.
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Narrator: Once again, we find ourselves, scurrying through the darkness of a cave, only now it is damp and covered in mildew.
Alanna: *giggling insanely* Its so.soft.
Jon: Wonderfully comfortable too *Flops down*
George: For something vigorous * looks suggestively at Alanna*
Jon: I don't get it.
Alanna: Do you ever?
Jon: Do I ever what??
George: Jon? Are you a product of cross species and monogender incest?
Jon: ooh.big words. * puffs chest out* Yes!
Alanna: * covers face with hands, stifling laughter * Jon.You are so full of yourself.
Jon: Actually it is impossible for a man to give himself oral pleasure.
George: Not for lack of trying.
Alanna: Eating chocolate is pleasurable.
George: Alanna.um.I think that by oral pleasure he means mouth sex..
Alanna: * eyes widen* Icky!!
Jon: You didn't think so at the time.
George: I'm gunna hurl..*Sways precariously *
George: That is revolting.
Jon: Just like you! * smiles triumphantly.
George: Just like your mom.
Jon: Hey! You leave my mother out of this.
George: Why should I have to? Your mother never left herself out. Infact, I'm sure her favourite part was the 'going in' * Winking at Jon*
Jon: I don't get it.
Alanna: Jon. Do you know what dense means.
Jon: I think so.Stupid?
Alanna: Slow witted, not very good at catching on, mentally deficient. And yes, Stupid.
Narrator: There is a long and very silent pause
Jon: I don't get it. Why bring that up? Why bring dense up?
George: I'm not even going to make a sarcastic comment on this.
Alanna: I think its better that neither of us do.
Jon: Is this the respect you show your king?!?!
Alanna: Actually this is the respect I show a man who got us caught below ground in a dark cave, and who has a smenis.
Jon: HEY! Yesterday you said it was big.
Alanna: Yesterday I was in state of delirium from claustrophobia.
George: Which, by the way is entirely your fault.
Narrator: George points at Jon.
Jon: My fault? MY FAULT?? How is you leading us through a short cut in the forest, which just happens to go across a deep ravine, and then the bridge breaking MY fault!!!
Alanna: It was your fat ass that broke the bridge.
Jon: If I remember correctly, I was the first one on, so it was Georges ass that broke it.
George: ..You obviously don't remember correctly then.
Alanna: Just like you never remember our relationship properly.
Jon: What are you talking about?
Alanna: We never boned.
Jon: What are you on about! We SO did.
Narrator: Rounding a bend, George ran headlong into.
Nayhleii: Watch where you are going, Neanderthal!
Narrator: George is momentarily frozen in time, silenced by the beauty of the figurine before him (THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I'M HOT!!!!) Then instantly, his naturally charismatic personality kicks in.
George: Fair lady.I didn't see you.
Nayhleii: Actually its more like you didn't look. Dumbass.
Jon: * Rubbing his rugged beard in a way he no doubt thought was attractive * Why hello there.. * Purrs *
Nayhleii: What the hell is wrong with you? D'you have beard lice?
Narrator: Thankfully Alanna steps forth to save the men from this killer hottie.
Alanna: Sorry for my arrogant companions Nayhleii. Je m'appelle Alanna.
Nayhleii: It's all good. Oooh you speak French??? A babe with brains. Killer combination.
Alanna: *poses * I know.
George: so. Nayhleii. Do you have a way out of here?
Nayhleii: * Flutters her eyelashes * I dunno, George..May I call you George? I rather like the. closeness of it down here. * runs her fingers up George's thigh. *
Jon: Slut.
Alanna: Nonsense. There is a fine line between manipulating people who can help you, and selling your body.
Jon: You would know. You've got first hand experience.
Narrator: Nayhleii has to go study for her exams, so this chappie is stopping just now. I dunno, which chappie is funnier??
Hey!!!! If you want your character adopted into the story, then just say so in a review. lol.
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Narrator: Once again, we find ourselves, scurrying through the darkness of a cave, only now it is damp and covered in mildew.
Alanna: *giggling insanely* Its so.soft.
Jon: Wonderfully comfortable too *Flops down*
George: For something vigorous * looks suggestively at Alanna*
Jon: I don't get it.
Alanna: Do you ever?
Jon: Do I ever what??
George: Jon? Are you a product of cross species and monogender incest?
Jon: ooh.big words. * puffs chest out* Yes!
Alanna: * covers face with hands, stifling laughter * Jon.You are so full of yourself.
Jon: Actually it is impossible for a man to give himself oral pleasure.
George: Not for lack of trying.
Alanna: Eating chocolate is pleasurable.
George: Alanna.um.I think that by oral pleasure he means mouth sex..
Alanna: * eyes widen* Icky!!
Jon: You didn't think so at the time.
George: I'm gunna hurl..*Sways precariously *
George: That is revolting.
Jon: Just like you! * smiles triumphantly.
George: Just like your mom.
Jon: Hey! You leave my mother out of this.
George: Why should I have to? Your mother never left herself out. Infact, I'm sure her favourite part was the 'going in' * Winking at Jon*
Jon: I don't get it.
Alanna: Jon. Do you know what dense means.
Jon: I think so.Stupid?
Alanna: Slow witted, not very good at catching on, mentally deficient. And yes, Stupid.
Narrator: There is a long and very silent pause
Jon: I don't get it. Why bring that up? Why bring dense up?
George: I'm not even going to make a sarcastic comment on this.
Alanna: I think its better that neither of us do.
Jon: Is this the respect you show your king?!?!
Alanna: Actually this is the respect I show a man who got us caught below ground in a dark cave, and who has a smenis.
Jon: HEY! Yesterday you said it was big.
Alanna: Yesterday I was in state of delirium from claustrophobia.
George: Which, by the way is entirely your fault.
Narrator: George points at Jon.
Jon: My fault? MY FAULT?? How is you leading us through a short cut in the forest, which just happens to go across a deep ravine, and then the bridge breaking MY fault!!!
Alanna: It was your fat ass that broke the bridge.
Jon: If I remember correctly, I was the first one on, so it was Georges ass that broke it.
George: ..You obviously don't remember correctly then.
Alanna: Just like you never remember our relationship properly.
Jon: What are you talking about?
Alanna: We never boned.
Jon: What are you on about! We SO did.
Narrator: Rounding a bend, George ran headlong into.
Nayhleii: Watch where you are going, Neanderthal!
Narrator: George is momentarily frozen in time, silenced by the beauty of the figurine before him (THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I'M HOT!!!!) Then instantly, his naturally charismatic personality kicks in.
George: Fair lady.I didn't see you.
Nayhleii: Actually its more like you didn't look. Dumbass.
Jon: * Rubbing his rugged beard in a way he no doubt thought was attractive * Why hello there.. * Purrs *
Nayhleii: What the hell is wrong with you? D'you have beard lice?
Narrator: Thankfully Alanna steps forth to save the men from this killer hottie.
Alanna: Sorry for my arrogant companions Nayhleii. Je m'appelle Alanna.
Nayhleii: It's all good. Oooh you speak French??? A babe with brains. Killer combination.
Alanna: *poses * I know.
George: so. Nayhleii. Do you have a way out of here?
Nayhleii: * Flutters her eyelashes * I dunno, George..May I call you George? I rather like the. closeness of it down here. * runs her fingers up George's thigh. *
Jon: Slut.
Alanna: Nonsense. There is a fine line between manipulating people who can help you, and selling your body.
Jon: You would know. You've got first hand experience.
Narrator: Nayhleii has to go study for her exams, so this chappie is stopping just now. I dunno, which chappie is funnier??
