WHOO welcome Alanna-of-Olau! And AngelAnimeFan

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Narrator: And so we find ourselves in the presence of a seductive Goddess (Nayhleii) Poor Alanna. Having so much competition cant be healthy for her ego.

Nayhleii: So.Jonnie.I hear you own a country.

Narrator: You see. Nayhleii is the ULTIMATE gold digger.

George: Nayhleii. Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

Nayhleii: Yes.. A number of times, but I will never get bored of it.

Alanna: I have pretty eyes too.right??

Nayhleii: Nothing compared to mine.

Jon: Nayhleii. Tell me once again how much you like rich men.

George: I'm rich. But my money doesn't come by honestly.

Narrator: To which Nayhleii disentangles herself from Jon and throws herself all over George.

Nayhleii: oooh. a rugged bad boy. I like that.

Alanna: George!!! You never got that big when I was around! And your Married to me.

Jon: that's because he didn't get as excited.

George: *looks down* yeah. about that marriage thing.. that might be a problem.

Nayhleii: What can I say? I'm a home wrecker.

Narrator: Suddenly there is a whistling sound and a chick drops from the sky.

Jon: *looking at the chick* I'm not sure how that is possible because there is no sky for miles because we are underground, and the ceiling is only a few inches above my head. but I'm willing to over look that minor detail if she is hot.

George: That is the only acceptably intelligent thing you have said down here. Wait. in your life.

Jon: I take offence to that comment.

George: Good it would have been wasted if you didn't.

Narrator: A thin beam of light comes from no where, pooling around the blonde haired beauty. She is a figure of virgin beauty.

Alanna-of-Olau: Hello. I am the ultimate sexy, appealing virgin beauty.

Nayhleii: Hello. I am the seductive, hottie goddess.

Alanna: Hello. I am the whiney power hungry clueless kinkster.

AngelAnimeFan: Hello. I am the absolutely breath stoppingly stunning black haired bitch from hell. Hot like a devil.

Narrator: George and Jon where to busy ogling the perfections before them to notice that AngelAnimeFan had not been there moments before.

Narrator: Nayhleii, Alanna-of-Olau and Alanna herself were too busy flaunting what they got to notice her arrival.

Jon: Take it off!

AngelAnimeFan: Not for you.

Jon: Aww.Why not?

AngelAnimeFan: Because your pathetic and Ugly.

Alanna-of-Olau: No your not Jon. Don't listen to her. You're a wonderful person.On the outside.

Alanna: Aren't you supposed to be the ultimate gentle angel???

Alanna-of-Olau: Your not always whiney, power hungry and clueless. Your never a kinkster. So *sticks tongue out*

Nayhleii: Children, Stop it.

George: *Still Oggling*

AngelAnimeFan: George. Close your moth. Keep atleast some of your pride. For the love of god.

Nayhleii: Actually wont love you, but do it for the sake of pride anyway.

Alanna: JON!!! THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Alanna-of-Olau: *Edges away from Jon, frightened.*

Alanna: THERE WILL BE NO ASS PINCHING TODAY!!!!

Jon: *hopeful* Tomorrow?

George: I'm hungry.

AngelAnimeFan: You can eat me.

Nayhleii: Keep it in your pants AngelAnimeFan.

AngelAnimeFan: But Jon doesn't have too. *Pout*

Narrator: New aquantances, and plenty more fun coming up in the next chapter.