Chapter FOUR me Amigos.

In which we hire a chaperone (Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow). but she will be absent on Tuesday for bingo, and Wednesday morning for aqua size: water aerobics.

And an excruciatingly short tempered knight comes. Alanna's match made in heaven.

CHARACTERS: (This is more for the author than the audience)

Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow (Mrs. CJS)

FlamingKnight: Hot tempered. Very hot tempered.

AngelAnimeFan: The absolutely breath stoppingly stunning black haired bitch from hell. Hot like a devil.

Alanna-of-Olau: The ultimate sexy, appealing virgin beauty

Nayhleii: The seductive, hottie goddess.

Alanna: The whiney power hungry clueless kinkster.

George: The Rugged Bad Ass Thief.

Jon: The Whiney Spoiled Handsome Prince

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Narrator: Monday Morning. Not that this information is important. It is still dark in the cave..

Author: *accepts cookie from FlamingKnight*

Alanna: I WANT A COOKIE!!!!

AngelAnimeFan: No. It will go straight to your ass.

Nayhleii: She needs it.

Alanna-of-Olau: No she doesn't. She is beautiful. in a squinty drowned rat from Jupiter kind of way.

Alanna: Squinty.Rat.Jupiter! BITCH!!!

AngelAnimeFan: I'd thank you not to give away my title without my permission.

Mrs. CJS: Now, Now Dearie. No Cursing. It is not language that the lord permits.

George: Who the hell are you?

Narrator: The Chaperone that Jon hired without the knowledge of anyone else, names Mrs CJS, whips out a cane an beats George in the head with it.

Mrs. CJS: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWERING?!?!

Jon: Well Done Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow. I Approve.

Mrs. CJS: I don't need your darn tootin' approval. The only acceptance I seek is with the lord.

Nayhleii: That's Lord- ESS to you.

FlamingKnight: Is this young woman bullying you Miss? *to Mrs. CJS*

Nayhleii: I wouldn't call her young.

AngelAnimeFan: Or distinguishably woman.

Alanna: RAT guys?! Honestly. Why not Pussy Cat or something?

George: Or just plain Pussy..*Under his Breath*

FlamingKnight: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO A LADY!!!!!!!!!

Alanna-Of-Olau: Even though I am the kind virgin beauty, I feel left out when I am excluded from the bouts of sarcastic quips, I am going to participate, but on a below average level.

Alanna-Of-Olau: *Continuing as if she hadn't just sprouted her personal opinion* How can we be sure she's a lady. She doesn't have a body like one.

Jon: That's Right! Shoulda Married ME I coulda paid for one.

Alanna: *gnaws on Jon's Shoulder * Prick!!!

Jon: No But I have one.

Nayhleii: And I get called seductive when I nibble on him.

George: Liam was right when he said you were too manly for a man. I'm leaving you.

AngelAnimeFan: For another Man.

George: For Nayhleii.

AngelAnimeFan: Another Man.

Nayhleii: Excuse me, Bitch from Hell. But I am Seductive Goddess.

Mrs. CJS: Again with the language Dearie. This has got to stop.

AngelAnimeFan: Hey.old Lady.Can it.

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